Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK!

I hear a DUMBFUCK has been misinterpreting FRCP 15(c) today, and it was epically hilarious.  I’m sure it didn’t mean to be hilarious though.  In much the same way that DUMBFUCK is hilarious when trying to be smart, stupid when trying to be hilarious and it sounds as smart as it ever does when attempting to sound stupid.  It’s a vicious cycle.

Aside from DUMBFUCK’S FUCKING DUMB argument regarding the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure, it seems awfully silent on the notion of jurisdiction.  Before anything gets to the merits, DUMBFUCK has to establish that.

It would be fair to say he’s having trouble doing that, except that, as Grady said in his Motion to Strike, “doing so suggests that he actually tried.”

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

21 thoughts on “Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. He's still on some kind of kick that somehow Grady needs to deny he's Krendler. ACME law never ceases to make the lulz muscles sore..

    https://twitter.com/Startingat60/status/620663082403110912

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    1. http://i.imgur.com/55bRD0w.png

      DUMBFUCK's gotta DUMBFUCK, I suppose.

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    2. Grady needs to admit nothing it is up to "BS" to prove whatever BS "BS" is presenting. So far nothing he has submitted to the court even suggests the possibly that Grady is Kendler.

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    3. WE'VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED THAT I'M RIGHT ON JURISDICTION! NOW GIVE ME PROOF YOU AREN'T WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE! SWEAR IT!! - ACME Legal, co-starring internet legal sensation ELY.

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  2. If Grady lurks around in here, I want him to know that he has my utmost appreciation. Thank you. A very well-written Motion to Strike Bill Schmalfeldt™'s pathetic and inappropriate Amended Complaint.

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    1. Motion to Strike Bill Schmalfeldt

      A splendid idea! Just be careful.

      http://i.imgur.com/m6Cj2gA.jpg

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  3. Well, you know, if you don't deny DUMBFUCK's allegations by 6:59 PM, they must be true.

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  4. https://twitter.com/Startingat60/status/620692636307988480

    Why should he bother, DUMBFUCK? On the question of jurisdiction you have so thoroughly - what was your phrase? Oh, yeah - "fucked yourself squarely in the ass (always with the "butt stuff" with you, right?)" on both your original AND your amended complaint that the notion of whether or not your legally ignorant amendment relates back to your legally ignorant original hardly matters, does it?

    You don't speak law like a 60 year old. To be completely fair, though, you do speak it like five 12 year olds. (<--- That reminds me of a Brett Kimberlin joke!)

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    1. Since DUMBFUCK has proven himself completely ineducable...

      https://twitter.com/Startingat60/status/620663082403110912

      ... here's a freebie: relating back has fuck-all to do with the timeframe within which an amended complaint can be filed as a matter of course (i.e., without consent of the defendant or leave of the court obtained via motion).

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    2. And that reminds me of the project-management joke of how you can't have a baby in 1 month by getting 9 women pregnant....

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      1. No, you can't have baby in that month with those nine women, but you CAN have a hell of a lot of fun.

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  5. https://twitter.com/Startingat60/status/620705079524462592

    If either of them does, could one of them please explain it to DUMBFUCK who clearly hasn't the slightest clue?

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  6. Bill knows he is wrong. Bill knows he is well and truly fucked. So what does a bully and liar like him do when he knows he is about to be humiliated yet again? Bluster and threaten and bluster some more. Just keep plowing ahead like you've not realized how truly screwed you are. Then when your house of cards comes crashing down slither off like usual and just ignore it. Blame your failures on Hoge, or Krendler, or Grady, or Grace, or, or, or.....

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    1. Or, or, or....

      https://twitter.com/Startingat60/status/620727997088333824

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  7. Starting over?

    Why, then, are we continuing to do the same thing, to make the same assertions, etc.?

    How many times have people suggested that he should just start over?

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