Friends, don’t make the error of thinking Bill Schmalfeldt is a stupid
man, person, organism.
He’s not stupid.
He’s got a long, long way to go to get as far as stupid.
They say a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, and Bill?
He’s comfy right where he is.
And he’s FUN to watch, too.
Howard will tell him…we’re not laughing with him. But we are laughing.
If only we could sue for causing broken LULZ muscles. Unfortunately LULZHURT is no more a tort than BUTTHURT.
Oh, almost forgot…
He also wants to know how to un-send an email.