Say There, DUMBFUCK!

 While John Hoge is off at Field Day 2015 pursuing his hobby, I wonder what DUMBFUCK thinks about when he takes a break from marveling at how obsessed HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!!! is with him.

…wait, what?

Gail who? Oh, you mean the Dog Whisperer?  Haven’t seen her in a week or so…why do you ask?


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

13 thoughts on “Say There, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. No no no, dumbfuck. Don't mistake laughing at you. We laugh "at you." Hoge laughs "with us". Totally different. I know you won't understand. No reasonable, upstanding person has ever laughed with you.

  2. We learned this week that you can repeatedly call a DUMBFUCK a child pornographer in public without there even being a trial of fact because a DUMBFUCK can't even file a lulzsuit properly, despite having had more practice at it than 99% of the population of the world's most litigious country. That's a DUMBFUCK.

    As a matter of fact, of DUMBFUCK'S five civil actions in the last thirteen months, not one resulted in even a hearing. All of them were either dismissed out of hand or are about to be. That's a DUMBFUCK.

    And now a DUMBFUCK is peddling his forgery fantasy to what is by my count his fourth different police agency, yet doesn't understand that they all ignore him because he's a demented blowhard. That's a DUMBFUCK.

    What respect do a DUMBFUCK'S "friends" have for him? They make him roll his crippled ass across a parking lot instead of picking him up at the curb. That's a DUMBFUCK.

    Small wonder that rational people refuse life-saving dialysis rather than spend another second stuck in a tin can with a DUMBFUCK. Yup, that's a DUMBFUCK, too.

    And through it all, he still thinks he has reason to gloat?

    Christ, there is no greater DUMBFUCK than that!

    1. On the other hand, the living's always easy when you're a DUMBFUCK, if only because you don't have a clue what's going on around you. So, there's that.

    2. On the other hand, there's always the chance the cops will investigate, and contact Johnny @Atsign, and perhaps persue alternate venues for justice... Yeah, I know, Maryland, but I can hope...

    1. They haven't cremated Gail yet, but William's livin; la vida loca! Verily, he's the Merry Widower!

      1. And let's be honest. It's not a particularly impressive feat to get over the loss of your "soul mate" when you don't have a soul.

    1. I love how DF goes straight from alleging a crime has been committed to lovingly describing the alleged perpetrators of the alleged crime doing hard time.

      After he considers how many agencies he's reported the "forgery" to, he should consider how many seem to be taking his claims seriously before he starts indulging in even more of his prison fantasies.


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