JUNE 24, 2015 – Ruling the world of podcasting on Blog Talk Radio!
JUNE 26, 2015 – switches to LIVE365 after excessive patches of dead air cause the BlogTalkRadio software to disconnect repeatedly. But don’t worry – this is where ALL THE BIG PODCASTERS ARE!
JUNE 30, 2015 – after all the cool podcasters learn of DUMBFUCK’s arrival at LIVE365, they all demand refunds and bolt for other platforms to avoid the stench of associating with it. It’s street cred destroyed, DUMBFUCK hangs in at LIVE365 for two whole podcasts (actually just 23% of one if you exclude pre-recorded stupidity, stammering unpreparedness, umms, ahhs, mouth-breathing, bitching about sound quality an dead air), before it is unceremoniously welcomed into the streets once more.
So, it’s back to Speaker!
Five days, three podcasts, three platforms. Is there a Guinness World Record for biggest failure? Because this really needs to be checked. (Would a trophy on the mantel for World’s Greatest Failure, right next to the last empty bottle of mouthwash from Bob Barker, count as an “accomplishment?”) But never mind that, numbskulls, I’m podcastin’.
16,863rd time’s the charm…DUMBFUCK’S got this, DUMBFUCK! Oh, it’s gonna own that shit! LIKE A DUMBFUCK! Einstein’s definition of insanity be damned! Occam’s Razor, too! Just because it has failed for years running, that doesn’t make it a failure! It would still be a failure even if it had never tried at all!