Good Morning Again, DUMBFUCK!

 I guess we know now why you were always the one left standing in a bar fight. Did your palsie-walsies jump right in and take care of your business while you and your urine-soaked panties hid behind the jukebox?

Last man standing…until after closing time when you had to repay those favors out in the parking lot? 

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

21 thoughts on “Good Morning Again, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. until after closing time when you had to repay those favors out in the parking lot?

    He wouldn't wait till closing time - he'd just service the glory hole between stalls in the men's room.

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    1. Knowing his... peculiar interests, are you sure he didn't service the hole in the middle of the stall?

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  2. Favors don't come cheap. And Blob has no skills to offer so it'll have to be cash. I'm guessing he has no collateral for his supposed "memory" favors.

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    1. He used to say his wife controlled the family finances; IMO a good idea to protect resources in general and joint funds in particular when trying to manage Parkinsons-related excesses and impulses and one he may have made necessary through profligate spending.

      He will have lost any social security disability payments she received, but if she had even a modest retirement fund or insurance policy of which he is beneficiary (and out of the estate you better believe he will start burning through it rapidly.

      But I'm not even convinced all has happened as presented.

      The hideous joke urn doesn't do much to support his claim of loss and tender feelings. His wife dies and he buys a literal doom clock? How self involved can one person, when even in death remembrances your choices center your internet presence and vulgar and self-referencing jokes?

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      1. Yeah, his last impulse buy resulted in a tub of Slovakian horse-crap showing up at his home.

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  3. Everyone just remember, Bill lies like most people breathe. Hell, he lies so often he can't even remember them. Which leads to things like this.....

    http://i.imgur.com/QqM2av6.jpg

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    1. You can't help but laugh at it every time it opens its mouth. I'm pretty sure the "senior" probably has a different recollection.

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    2. "The last time I laid hands on a person in anger was Feb. 2, 1971. I was a sophomore in high school. I pasted the walls of the boys room with the face of a 92 lb. senior citizen who...(and boy if that isn't an opening the size of the Lincoln Tunnel...)

      FIFY

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    1. Now, now. Willie can refile in Carrol County. This judgment didn't go to the merits. Why are you rolling around on the floor like that; are you choking or laughing?

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  4. Who knew?

    http://imageshack.com/a/img909/5702/Z9kBSq.png

    Come listen to His Master's Voice itself over at Billy Sez.

    Snark about the lawsuit dismissal coming up.

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