“I am a private person.”
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“I have never, ever sought any sort of fame or publicity.”
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“So stop harassing me.”
…by commenting on these disgusting turdpoker blogs I published as a true public service.
“I only want to be left alone.”
…to make unwanted, harassing, extortive, hateful contact by stalking anyone who disagrees with me. And if you don’t let me do what I want, I will get all pouty and then file a lawsuit against you because I always get my way. Nyah-nyah-boo!