Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

   

And really…who would be more intimately acquainted with that smell than DUMBFUCK?

Reminds me of a day last November. For me it was just another of what seems like a thousand days when DUMBFUCK swore he’d get someone, ANYONE – 

“Your Honor, I call THAT GUY!!”

– under oath to tell him who I am.

Except he was hidden in the hills above Elkridge that day while his Peace Order hearing came and went. Yes, hidden he was, deep in a thicket of trees, skirts hiked up around his hips, filled with sand and reeking of what?

All together, class…

 

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

38 thoughts on “Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. I announce the start of the "Well damn, I guess she's not really dying after all" pool.

    We've all seen this game before, "I'm dying, I'm dying!" and then on to another topic. He's kind of burned out using himself for that game so now she's on deck. I expect the dogs are next.

    At some point she's going to suddenly not be dying anymore and It'll be on to the next outrage du jour.

    Gauging the shift will be tough but I rely on the head zombie to judge that call, I am merely a sycophant.

    My guess is she becomes Not-Dying on July 4th.

    Be well, or get bent.

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    1. I call August 4th.

      Gail's pretty clearly a tough cookie, what with her clientele, and her tolerance for Cousin Bill's mistreatment, so I figure she can reasonably be "dying" for at least June and July.

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    2. How do we mark this? When she's running errands? Opening his mail? Changing his diaper? Working the truck stop?

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      1. Oh. Haven't you heard, Pablo? Biwwy can open his very own mail now. He made a YouTube video about it and everything.

        So, either his Stage Eleventy PD symptoms are improving -- or, he's one asshole of a husband making his wife open a package of fertilizer that he claims made her vomit.

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    3. Wait a minnit!

      I foresee a problem here...if a person is dying, and then they complete the process and become dead, from a legal-technical POV aren't they also "no longer dying?"

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    4. Did anyone else notice that It's response was the "Gail's not faking it!".

      It's misdirection soi reading failure is always ready to hand.

      I didn't say she was faking anything. I said It was.

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  2. Yes, hidden he was, deep in a thicket of trees, skirts hiked up around his hips, filled with sand and reeking of what?

    Shit. Failure. Rancid mayo. Oh, and FEAR PEE!

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  3. The stalking sociopath's rage-y blog posts speak volumes.

    And, his wife is going to die knowing what a piece of shit he is... engaging in lawfare and stalking and screaming at people on the Internet during her final weeks/months.

    He's garbage.

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    1. You are "dead" on, Grace!

      The Elkridge Horror is a living epitaph, a scum-covered, rancid cesspool.

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      1. For GS's expiration date? Cool. If so -- thanks for letting me know, Howard. I had missed the fact there was a pool going on.

        I'll take July 4th. It would be like her very own Independence Day. Poetic, really.

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    2. Gail is as comfortable as BS can make her -- she said she was cold so he covers her with Shiloh's pee stained newspapers. She asks for a pillow and BS holds one over her face till she passes out. Whenever she is hungry BS makes her hobble outside and drive to the store for more food for both of them. Do you really think Bill is mentally competent enough (he DID try to plea diminished mental capacity which is on the record) to ensure that both his and her medicines are taken correctly, in the proper amount and on time? Knowing his organizational skills and what he has freely shared about his own mental health I doubt it.

      When she passes on from this world the coroner will probably mark the cause of death as "suffocation by overweight spouse in the middle of the night".

      Do you get the nickel back in Maryland for recycling?

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      1. The stalking sociopath Bill Schmalfeldt is suing all of these people for tens of thousands of dollars. He's trying to force bloggers to pay him thousands upon thousands of dollars just for writing his name. He is always talking about other people's income, homes, inheritances, etc. He has made it abundantly clear time and again -- he is all about the money.

        I wonder what amount of life insurance he carries on his "beloved." *hmmm*

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      2. Well my first car was a used 1986 Renault 11 and it was insured for $2,000 even though i bought it for $400 USD.

        So Gail is probably worth at most... $5,000.

        And if Maryland passes that recycling deposit bill he gets another nickel when he drops her off!

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      3. Grace: "I wonder what amount of life insurance he carries on his “beloved.” *hmmm*"
        I would hope for his sake, enough to cover the cost of her deserved proper cremation or burial; and all of his future legal fees and court costs as he is soundly defeated by utilizing the Court of Law to pursue his vexatious litigation.

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    1. https://twitter.com/Grouchcast/status/603973193678909441

      Why would he be concerned with "not a fucking thing"?

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  4. I'm projecting huge courtroom losses here for Billy..

    https://twitter.com/Grouchcast/status/603966952348983296

    Oh, and put me down for July 3rd. Is the jar for the pool in the break room or is someone collecting the cash?

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    1. Is some of this being diverted to bump up the bitcoin wallet after the fertilizer, candle, and that other thing? (BTW, when the hell is that supposed to arrive? Or is he sitting on it like he did the candle?)

      On Thu, May 28, 2015 at 1:08 PM, The Thinking Man's Zombie wrote:

      > MJ commented: "I'm projecting huge courtroom losses here for Billy.. > https://twitter.com/Grouchcast/status/603966952348983296 Oh, and put me > down for July 3rd. Is the jar for the pool in the break room or is someone > collecting the cash?"

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  5. OK, I guess I'll claim the Ides of June, 6/13.

    Rise like the Phoenix, woman!

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  6. I call June 4, the day after the next court hearing, when he gets embarrassed in public/on record again, and he needs a new line of attack.

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    1. That's when she'll be "dying" the most. I give him until July 8th.

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  7. Apropos of all this talk about Bill and the courts...

    Bill fundamentally misunderstands "winning" in the courts.

    http://imageshack.com/a/img540/9472/B8UotP.png

    See you over at Billy Sez.

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