Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

A friendly Zombie deserves the credit this morning for this gem.

I couldn’t have done better myself.

Doesn’t mean I won’t try.

Mad undead props to The Dread Pirate Zombie, whoever you are!😘


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

17 thoughts on “Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. Ho. Ly. Fook! I'm having to pick myself up off the ground! Bwahahahahahaaaaaa!

  2. Seconded!

    We need annual awards, "The Zombies", and that post is in the running for "Most Cutting Juxtaposition of Insane Butthurt Quotes", IMNSHO.

    Cousin Bill, the Asshole that Keeps on Giving!!!


      Tah Dahhhhh!

  3. Bill has spent his life trying to become famous. Now it's happening, but not quite how he had planned. And poor Bill can't do shit about it because he is being quoted. His own words are showing the world what a giant mangina he really is. Poetic justice.

    1. I dunno, giant mangina seems a bit complimentary.

      Is there a term for "anal douche?"

  4. So if party G asked party B not to contact party G, and party B followed that up with five contacts, would party B's actions be construed to be annoying or harassing?

    Asking for a friend.

    1. ??? Legal logic has no place in Twitter Attorney Bill's world! It destroys his fantasies.

    2. Sounds like a course of annoying and harassing conduct to me.

      Sounds like B refuses to take "No contact" and "Leave me alone" for answers. May be worth a talk with the powers-that-be in your county. Just sayin'.


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