Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

Dave Barry can write about colonoscopies and be entertaining because Dave Barry is funny.

DUMBFUCKS cannot write about colonoscopies because DUMBFUCKS are neither entertaining nor funny.  At least, not in ways that they intend to be.

Another difference between Dave Barry and a DUMBFUCK is that one of these has a working knowledge of appropriate social boundaries…

AND THE USE OF VISUAL AIDS!

Oh, look!  FAIR USE!

 

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

37 thoughts on “Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!”

    1. Well, since he apparently thinks showing earned respect is butt stuff, maybe he thinks that all this TMI about his butt and stuff is just how he shows his respect for his readers. Or he's got a touch of Aspergers and just can't understand that nobody else shares his... enthusiasm.

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      1. Blob is just displaying the usual envy. He can't even keep his "friends" from laughing at him, so needless to say it irks him greatly to see his arch enemy being trusted and respected.

        As for the poopie play, Unholy Fucking Shit, Blob! Back away from the feces, ferchrissakes!

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  1. So you mean when he says he doesn't write much about the butt stuff he's lying? But Bill would never lie would he?

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  2. It's nothing but "butt stuff" 24/7/365 with my dear, retarded Cousin.

    That was the rest of the family's first clue, perhaps, that something wasn't quite...right...with Bill.

    He's so immersed in it, he can't even see it...

    Fish in water? Cousin Bill in anal fetish.

    Same, same.

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  3. Nasty... NASTY... fat bastard.

    It's no wonder that people literally laugh out loud when you bring up that "sterling reputation."

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  4. That is one sick fat bastard! As well as nasty! He does roll his turds into little balls!

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  5. He is one of the sickest, vilest pieces of filth in the world.

    This sounds horribly abnormal. Did he consult a doctor about this? How about his "friends" at the NIH? (Or does that prove they aren't real, and he really was trying to pester WJJ Hoge with his letter offering to help him contact them?)

    He's not just a DUMBFUCK, he's a SICKFUCK, too.

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  6. So "dumbfuck" has been eating collard greens, every good southern boy knows that collard greens are good going down, but come out green and stinky.

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  7. The sad part of this is, despite the crazy smelly shit coming out, that's not where the problem is.

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  8. I do wonder if he ordered the Slovenian horse apples and just forgot about it. You know -- a late night, a little drunk, a lot stupid, and he finds this website...

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    1. You know Rob... you bring up an excellent point.

      Here is the guy (and I use that term very loosely) who had an epic eleventy stage melt down over being mailed horse manure...

      ... and then it comes to light that he ROLLS HIS OWN SHIT IN LITTLE BALLS AND SNIFFS THEM... and then BROADCASTS IT ON THE INTERNET.

      Tell us again, you walking talking chancre on the ass of the world, how much danger you were in from the biological hazard of horse manure.

      If anything, that mailed tub-o-shit was probably more at risk from your nasty ass than vice versa.

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  9. That Witless Willie would do such a thing boggles the imagination, but then it IS Willie that we are talking about. The mind totters, but for the experienced, eventually stabilizes.

    That he would say that he did it simply overpowers every conceivable mental circuit breaker.

    But I must again disagree (reluctantly of course) with my fellow zombies. Willie can be hysterically funny. For example, he has brought suit for damage to his reputation. Surely that is one of the funniest things done by any citizen of the US in the last 12 months.

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    1. Kinda like RSM's "The best way to discredit BS is to quote BS"? The best way to damage BS's reputation (without even trying, it would seem) is to quote BS? I've heard of people being defamation-proof. Is it possible for someone to be damage-to-reputation-proof?

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      1. That would be the exact same thing. BK is defamation proof as an infamous unrepentant terrorist, and BS is defamation proof as...himself.

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  10. On his podcast today BS referred to this blog post at TMZ, and referred to what was posted as a "column" he had written.

    Nope. Not a column.

    TWO DIFFERENT BLOGS WERE CREATED BY BILL SCHMALFELDT HIMSELF SO BILL SCHMALFELDT COULD WRITE POST AFTER POST IN ORDER TO DISCUSS, SHARE, DESCRIBE, AND POST PICTURES OF HIS VERY OWN FECES.

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  11. Child porn producers are kiddie stupid on social media, they think that their pedophile heroes are the BOMB - saw that on a blog somewhere

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  12. the total stupid is strong, amazing that an adjudicated serial harasser just made a website posting of an extensive article of a kid whose mom is filing a complaint against the wrong people and he just proved that its a frivolous complaint

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    1. For someone to claim that someone else has "a bizarre fascination with a minor child" when they themselves have a total fascination with boyscouts' "pooter holes", is at best the pot calling the kettle black. In reality it's less truthful than the cast iron pot calling the piece of stainless revereware black.

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      1. Let's not forgot the minor child whose "swollen anal tissue" he wanted to touch his penis too. Let's NEVER forget what he wrote about that.

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      2. And wasn't that a minor child of about the same age as the one who told untruths on the stand?

        Of course the boyscouts Bill is so fascinated with tend to be much, much younger than the "minor child" in question, a child who is now about the same age as her mother was when her mother got married.

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  13. The Feldtdown is in full temper. Proof. PROOF! I tells ya! that the most recent filing is a load of codswollop. He has to pack in as much vituperation as possible before the whole thing craters like collard greens in his cloaca.

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  14. And, he's still going on about how the Causeys lied, I say LIED!!!, on their applications for restraining orders, and that he never, ever contacted the wife's employer. The book isn't there because it was taken down by the publishing platform, but to his mind that means it never existed.

    Heavens, but he's a moron. I wonder what shut him up at the end of last week. Pity it didn't last.

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