Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!


Well, let’s see:

  1. Murum aries attigit.
  2. A poker player who knows your tell.
  3. A chess grandmaster opposed by a Tiddlywinks regional champion.
  4. Someone not DUMBFUCK! enough to reverse the old comeback by saying “I know I am, but what are you?”



Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

52 thoughts on “Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!”

    1. The way he keeps harping on the word "winning" all I can think of is Charlie Sheen.
      But at least Charlie has some real accomplishments to look back on from before he went crazy.

  1. Whether due to individual fate or the Justice System, time is on Hoge's side, yes it is:

  2. Winning?

    Friday morning he woke up with one peace order to worry about.

    Saturday Morning, he woke up with TWO.

    Friday morning he didn't know the identity of Krendler.

    Saturday morning, still didn't know the identity of Krendler.

    There's more, but I'd hate to get redacted for educating the monkey.

    Oh, and Schmalfedlt?

      1. Sucks to be him, awake or asleep.

        The only relief will be the sweet, dark embrace of death...

        Except he's going to Hell, so that'll suck, too.

        Shit. An eternity of suck.

      2. If/when Bill goes to Hell (I, too, retain hope for his redemption), Satan will finally know that he, too, is being punished.

    1. BRAVO! That's perfect, VV.

      And, in other news... Nope. He still doesn't get it. And, his caps-lock, rage-y, breaking peoples' necks, "winning" tweets aren't going to change that fact.

      The boy just can't see the forest for the trees. *SMH*

  3. I see he's also screaming about how John lied under oath. Again.

    I also think it interesting, not that the courts will care, that while Lickspittles have used names like SchallBalls or Biwwy (admittedly he used that one first), and other nasty or snide nicknames, except for Cabin Boy, John never does that to Bill. Bill almost always calls him Hoggy or something else he thinks will be demeaning. If John ever has to refer to Bill's family, something he seems too avoid if possible, he is always respectful. I don't think I've ever seen Bill say something even neutral, never mind normal or decent about John's son.

    Just goes to show what kind of a guy he is, doesn't it?

    1. He's not a decent human being. He can't be, no matter how easy it is to fool the people he worked for in government. Let's face it: You work for a sleaze operation like the Daily Kos, and they kick you off? You must be pretty bad.

      1. Exactly. And every single thing he posts about John and John's family is another piece of evidence as to what kind of a creature he is. LIkewise John's treatment of Bill and Bill's family is evidence of the kind of man John is.

        I suspect someplace in what is left of his little reptilian brain, Bill recognizes this, and it embarasses him. And being the sort of creature he is, the only response to embarassment is to try to make the facts embarassing him go away, by whatever means possible. He can't ever admit to himself that he earned every single minute of personal discomfort by his own behaviour.

      2. He never fooled them for long. His career is long, sad march from getting fired from one job to another. Does anybody actually believe that he wasn't encouraged to retire early from NHS? It's a standard government supervisor trick- when firing somebody is too inconvenient, you convince them to retire early.

      3. To piggyback onto your point, Colonel -- BS has shared in the past that his NIH supervisor had to give him a poor, final review/appraisal in order to justify and allow BS to retire due to a disability.

        WTHuh? I have never heard of such a thing. Why would an employer have to claim an employee was a shitty one (if they were actually a good one) in order for the employee to retire with a valid disability?

        I smell BS.

      4. Yeah, that whole, "I had to get a poor evaluation so I could get disability" is pure lying at its finest. All you need to get medical disability is - medical documentation. No poor job evaluation required. You can use that medical documentation to medical disability if you are vet as well.

      5. I can assure everyone that no, you do not need to have a bad review in order to get a disability retirement. You need doctor's proof. That's it. End of story. Been there, done that with a friend who had terminal cancer. And he was a higher GS than Bill. And my ex-husband is a supervisor who has presided over a couple of medical retirements and never needed to give a bad review.

        It is complete, unadulterated BS. Much like the rest of him. He may not be lying about it, but his supervisor most certainly lied to him about the reason.

      6. Here's a little interesting reading.

    2. "17So, every healthy tree bears good fruit, but the diseased tree bears bad fruit. 18A healthy tree cannot bear bad fruit, nor can a diseased tree bear good fruit. 19 Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. 20 Thus you will recognize them by their fruits.
      21 “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. 22 On that day many will say to me, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and cast out demons in your name, and do many mighty works in your name?’ 23 And then will I declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from me, you workers of lawlessness.’" _ Matthew Chapter 7, 17-23

      1. Amen, Father.

        "I never knew you; depart from me... " would be the most heartbreaking and the most chilling words one could ever hear.

  4. And so Bill, the Walter Peck of Internet trolling, stands from afar and hurls increasingly shrill and empty invective at John Hoge. Although, in his own words, free to be in contact with Hoge at any time, dickless Willie hides behind his twitter feed and blog like a seven year old bully, unable to do what he says he has every right to do and face his nemesis like a man. He pounds his chest and rails, but the only people hearing him are those who are pointing and laughing. So pathetic to be a ruff-tuff monster when nobody cares, eh Bill?

  5. Remind me. At some earlier point in this saga, didn't this level of the MD (for Stalkers) court system deny a peace order, but upon appeal to the next higher level the peace order was granted? And if the same or very similar behavior is repeated, why would anyone think that the result would be different? Isn't that one of the definitions of insanity?

  6. Oedipal Dumbfuck: "I know law real well! Met him at Kimby-Bi-Ya Trans Lube Night Club. Shared mayo covered tootsie roll. Me now have court knowledge on 9 1/2 latex sheets using emacs with pedographical punctuation. Me have real knowledge of microbiological infected pro se now."


    "WINNING" according to the Stalking Sociopath Bill Schmalfeldt and Team Kimberlin anklebiter Wee Wee Willy FiFi Fergie (William A. Ferguson):

    Befriending an unrepentant drug dealer, perjurer, forger, and domestic terrorist who appears to have a very unhealthy interest in minors and an insatiable desire for lawfare.

    Sitting on one's fat, lazy ass ALL.DAY.EVERY.DAY! in a run-down tincasa (one actually worked for decades to acquire *smh* ), and stalk the blogs and Twitter timelines of people they obsess over and hate.

    Faild0xxing individuals who do not use their real names, and contacting and threatening innocent, clueless third parties in the process.

    Stalking and harassing people who actually do use their real names solely because they administer raging butthurt by speaking the truth.

    Contacting and harassing spouses attempting to intimidate, contacting and harassing employers attempting to get people fired, saying and writing the most horrible things about individuals and families complete with abhorrent lies and vile photoshops.

    Repeatedly going to a sweaty-palmed, happy place by engaging in violent rhetoric, and by attacking wives and children of self-created enemies. Advertising a very sick obsession with minors.

    Exercising ZERO.ZILCH.ZIP.NADA! self-control, and using a disease and an ailing spouse as shields and justifications to relentlessly harass, stalk, and abuse people who want nothing but to be left alone.

    Filing and dropping, filing and dropping, filing and dropping LOLsuits and Peace Orders.

    Receiving numerous Peace/Restraining Orders because of the lawless abuse of others. Working diligently on acquiring more.

    Yada. Yada. Yada.

    Yep. Those two are quite obviously the best judges of "WINNING." /sarc

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  8. It's a turd! It's a pain! It's...

  9. And just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder:

    1. Pssssst, while comedy gold, the story is from a less than completely reliable source.


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