And only a cad would reveal what happened next.
A true gentleman, on the other hand, merely posts on the Internet a statement implying that on the night of their first date, the love of his life was a roundheeled, mattressback trollop with such a deep and desperate itch that she took that same “true gentleman” back to her place to do the unmentionable.
Thumbs up for discretion. DUMBFUCK.
UPDATE – Don’t click on this screencapped tweet. There’s a link there and you won’t be happy with where it takes you.
On your own head be it.