Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

And only a cad would reveal what happened next.

A true gentleman, on the other hand, merely posts on the Internet a statement implying that on the night of their first date, the love of his life was a roundheeled, mattressback trollop with such a deep and desperate itch that she took that same “true gentleman” back to her place to do the unmentionable.

Thumbs up for discretion.  DUMBFUCK.

UPDATE – Don’t click on this screencapped tweet.  There’s a link there and you won’t be happy with where it takes you.

On your own head be it.

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

58 thoughts on “Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. In a totally unrelated story, I see that Robert Downey had a few choice words for a "journalist" who ambushed him during an interview. I think my favorites were "bottom-feeding mickraker", "clown", and especially a "syphilitic parasite".

    Imagine someone using that word to describe an unethical lowlife shitheel. Kinda reminds me of something...

    Anyway, no word of a libel suit yet. Or ever.

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  2. This is why Patrick Grady has failed as a writer. He fancies himself clever. He has a decent vocabulary. But none of the discipline. A writer has to be clear in who or what he is writing about, or to the reader who hasn't been following the story, it's gibberish.

    The same critter who just twitted up that sterling advice posted this in a blog yesterday. Blog posts normally go through more careful editing and proofing than tweets, and yes, some mistakes still creep through. But can anyone explain how this is a completel sentence? If there a "if" that should be in the middle of "that it"? Are they just supposed to be two completely different sentences? I read it several times trying to make the connection the writer was so obviosly hinting at, but grammatically it is NOT there.

    Fussy Old Nancy Nosy Noodle Hoge knows that it turns out he lied under oath about not knowing that Paul Krendler was the “nomme de blogue” of Patrick Grady, Brett Kimberlin may seek perjury charges against him.

    This is by no means the only blog post or book or legal document of his full of grammatically non-sensical sentences.

    And he thinks he should be the one lecturing others about their use of the written word? Further proof that he doesn't have the sense that God gave rocks.

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      1. Why yes, yes I believe he did. Somebody can't keep their different playbooks straight....

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    1. Personally, I liked the part of his twitter rant where he talked up his enormously successful publishing career. The man lives in a fantasy world. Who am I to deny him his unicorn laden dreams?

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      1. Ah yes, "the writer of very minor renown".

        It's such a good thing Howard has been warning us all to keep our lulz muscles warmed up.

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      2. Hell, I bet an esteemed writer and radio personality AND award winning NIH staffer could be a person of public interest.

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      3. By his standards, my entry on IMDB makes me a minor figure in Hollywood, rather than a schlub who helped with a short film project.

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    2. It is wonderful to observe Witless Willie's obliviousness.

      Willie has declared that he is not part of a coordinated PR and legal attack on Hoge et al., but he claims to know what new legal shenanigans Kimberlin is considering against Hoge.

      Willie asserts on incredibly flimsy evidence that Grady is Krendler so he assumes that the state will view that evidence as strong enough to support a criminal charge. He also assumes the materiality of that putative identity to what Kimberlin was suing Hoge about. (Acme Law apparently does not know that perjury applies only to material misstatements.)

      And finally, Willie assumes that he is about to find out what Hoge knew about Krendler's identity and when he knew it through Willie's incompetent suits.

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      1. I can hardly wait to see why he thinks the court will let him question Mr. Hoge about this on the stand tomorrow, in the case that won't happen (according to him).

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      2. He's got all his bases covered with a bunch of glossy exhibits containing red squares and damning paragraphs.

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      3. a bunch of glossy exhibits containing red squares and damning paragraphs

        Feldtcharts!

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  3. Witless Willie believes himself so very clever. He knows that he will be mocked if he tells his story frankly. So he implies his story with a wink and a nudge. That way he can get mocked for his story, his cowardice, and his lack of cleverness all at the same time.

    In a way, the man is a genius at being witless.

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  4. So, let me get this straight...

    -- He put himself "back out there on the dating scene" ... while he was still married

    -- He answered ads in a magazine for Singles... while he was still married

    -- He went out on dates with other women... while he was still married

    -- After a FIRST date, he went back to another woman's place... while he was still married

    -- He clearly insinuates something of a sexual nature occurred on a FIRST date with another woman... while he was still married

    -- He shacked up with another woman (TWO WEEKS after meeting)... while he was still married

    Now, correct me if I'm wrong here... but isn't this the VERY SAME person who has repeatedly scorned and made the most vile remarks about ex-wives and adultery? Sheesh. Hypocrite much? Clearly, if it wasn't for double standards, he would have no standards at all.

    And, my word... it's bad enough that he has no problem advertising and sharing his infidelities, but he also advertises and shares the facts that this other woman: apparently has no qualms about becoming involved with a married man, and apparently is pretty loosey-goosey when it comes to dating and cohabitating.

    "AND ONLY A CAD WOULD... " Yep. Purdy much.

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      1. That's desperation for you. Desperate people make terrible, terrible decisions. Especially if they're not all that bright in the best of circumstances.

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  5. Look, there is no point in trying to point to Fat Bastard saying one thing here and another there. He is immune to the charge of hypocrisy because he is a bad actor. He is not saying these things because they are what he believes, he is saying whatever he thinks advances the cause at any given moment.

    He is a bad actor taking bad actions. It's what he does.

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    1. This is very true. Very sad, yes, but very true. He is immune to the charge of hypocrisy because he is the all-enveloping definition of it. A deluded yet willful Hypocrite.

      Sucks to be him!

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  6. I just forwarded all the info on the case to @SenatorCardin's assistant. It was very nice of them to call, and I am a grateful constituent.— The Liberal Grouch (@GrouchyOldLib) May 7, 2015

    Oh you special snowflake. Of course the Senator is personally interested in your cause du jour. There is simply no way you got routed straight into the massive impersonal constituent service machine that every single Senator and Rep has in place to make their subjects feel special and keep them happy for votes. Geez you're either hideously niave or disgustingly disingenuous. Wait a sec I have to go hug my And.

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    1. Riiiiight. I'm sure Cardin's assistant is waiting by the mail drop for "all the info on the case."

      Who knows. As much as he lies, chances are no one from Cardin's office even called. But, what we do know is that a ridiculous and blathering blog post concerning "the call" is forthcoming.

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      1. heh. I get a call every week from My Congress-critter (David Jolly). All PR. Heck, I even get a call a month from the Governor's office about supporting bills and what-not. Who cares? It's all political PR and making impaired voters do as they are told.

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    2. Sure they did snowflake, sure they did, oh! listen! they're calling again! probably want you to tell them when to launch "Operation Overlord".

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    3. Who gives a flying fuck what some left-wing jerk off from a shithole blue state's assistant thinks.

      You are quite a douche bag, Schmalfeldt. Now one unfortunate flunky at Cardin's office is aware of this fact. One person at a time.

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  7. Besides making their current wives out to be tramps, The Oedipal Troll just can’t fathom pictorials. Take the statement: “Do I have a ‘Bros Before Hos’ tattoo on my chest? No, it is an engraving Oedipal Dumbfuck! However, there was no complaint about the rose tattoo with the word mom written underneath it. It leads to the question, do mothers of all Oedipal Trolls really have hairy legs? Someone seems to have issues that were never resolved. This may help explain some of why the Oedipal Troll makes so many false accusations and fail doxes all the time.

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  8. ...is to lash out, insult, belittle and defecate on the product of a man who is clearly is superior in every way. He gets accolades from a— The Liberal Grouch (@GrouchyOldLib) May 7, 2015

    Oh God!! make him stop!! MyLULZ can't take it! I'll die lulzing right here on the floor.

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  9. A writer has to be clear in who or what he is writing about, or to the reader who hasn't been following the story, it's gibberish.— The Liberal Grouch (@GrouchyOldLib) May 7, 2015

    Paul, you oblivious fuck face faux orthodick felon. Assuming you can read, Father Fuck, here's some light reading. pic.twitter.com/Tc31e2ZTgn— The Liberal Grouch (@GrouchyOldLib) May 7, 2015

    You were saying?

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    1. Nobody knows gibberish like William Matthew "Argle bargle! HEEENGH! HEEENGH!" Schmalfeldt, Sr.!

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  10. I find it amazing that Bill admits that Gail had sex with him on a first date then was amazed when he actually called her. It implies that she was used to having sex with men on the first date and the vast majority did not call her. Bill has tacitly advised his readers of the exact character of his "beloved". I'm sure she would be thrilled to know how he portrays her.

    Good Lord that man is an idiot.

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  11. I wonder why he's suing for saying that he had sex on stage? Is it because the defendant forgot to mention that it was a revolving stage? Perhaps because he forgot to mention that it was before a paying audience? Maybe the error, such as it is, was the identification of the gender of his sex partner? You see, BS himself has admitted, in books he wrote and SOLD, that "I once had sex on a revolving stage in Japan. In front of paying customers." Was he married at the time?

    https://archive.is/etDlb

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    1. "[Y]ou guys"? Personally, I never said anything such thing, because I have no idea if the person was male or female. In my opinion, that's like saying it's libel because it was a redhead, and everyone is saying it was a brunette. Irrelevant. I do find it interesting that a man who engaged in a commercial sex act enjoys viciously denigrating the Stranahans by calling Lee was a pimps and his wife was a prostitute. Lee has always denied this, but BS admitted, and just reaffirmed, that he, in fact, performed a sex act for a paying audience. There goes one claim in the complaint, down the tubes.
      https://twitter.com/GrouchyOldLib/status/596379556291878913

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      1. Why does William hate the LGBT community so much as to suggest that sexual congress with one its members is libelous?

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      2. Bill has never denied he actually had sex on a stage with a tranny. He just doesn't want people to talk about it.

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      3. Yeah leave it to a jury...who immediately after the words "sex on stage before a paying audience" are going to have their eyes rolling so bad they look like slot machines.

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  12. https://twitter.com/GrouchyOldLib/status/596388726902804480
    Sure, right, he never did. Except, for example, here:
    http://leestranahan.com/bill-schmalfeldt-lies-bill-schmalfeldt-proves-it/

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  13. No, not really. Another relevant issue is whether the comments are true. Another is whether a comment is opinion, parody, or satire. Another is whether Krendler is Hoge, Grady, or Howard Earl.
    https://twitter.com/GrouchyOldLib/status/596389155460018176

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    1. Yet another is whether the plaintiff has a reputation that is actually susceptible to damage/capable of being placed in a false light.

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    2. No the issue here is that after reading Bill Schmalfeldt two active lawsuits--today May 7, 2015--a reasonable person can conclude beyond a reasonable doubt that Bill Schmalfeldt is a lair, who is lying to one or more courts..

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    3. "Any other issue is totally irrelevant."

      Just wow. He really and truly believes as much.

      He really and truly needs a lawyer.

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  14. Possible Interpretation of Oedipal Dumbfuck!

    The only issue here is = Is a tattoo real, like a rose or hairy leg? LOLsuits are fun, it helps me live vicariously.

    DID PATRICK GRADY WRITE THE THINGS I ALLEGE HE WROTE! = I’m continuously trolling the internet while ignoring my wife as she lays dying.

    Any other issue is totally irrelevant. = My mayonnaise is RUNNING...

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  15. BS and his very successful blog/podcast/"comedy" career seems even dumber than normal recently. He must be pooling all his energy and preparing a real BIG BM for the hearing tomorrow. My guess as to why it will end early - the judge will be so awed with Bill's legal reasoning and clarity that Hoge will be immediately tossed from the courtroom and subsequently tarred and feathered as BS is paraded through the courthouse and Wisdom and Justice personified.

    Just kidding, BS is an utter dumbfuck and will find a way to step on his own crank in ways which may surprise even us.

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