Dreadful Pro Se Posts Butthurt on the Internet for All to Enjoy

It’s now a task of such regularity that Bill Schmalfeldt does it more frequently than eating or changing his Depends.  Attack HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!!! Because He Drew Breath Again Today.

Today it was because HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!!! didn’t bow down and give profuse thanks for Schmalfeldt’s short-lived, mind-bogglingly defective and obviously bogus motion to dismiss his complaint against HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!!! in Howard County Circuit Court.  

It was hypocritical to pursue the suit, he said.  Dismissing the complaint was the moral, ethical thing to do.

So of course, given a golden opportunity to be moral, to be ethical, to not be a hypocrite…he surrendered to his nature.

Where does such evil come from? How can a human mind be capable of such hatred? How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

Practice, man, practice.

With all that has happened over the last three years, I can barely muster up sympathy for this man, let alone this white-hot hatred he projects on to me.

I’d more properly call it pity.  And what I do is nothing close to what he thinks.  I’m little more than a funhouse mirror, reflecting back upon him those aspects of himself that he makes most public, but which he is so loathe to subject to even the most cursory self-examination.

All this hatred because HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!!! called him “some bozo” in a blog post three years ago. Where does that kind of hate come from?

Meh.  Who cares?  I’m just going to keep having FUN!


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

29 thoughts on “Dreadful Pro Se Posts Butthurt on the Internet for All to Enjoy”

  1. http://i.imgur.com/Z8LJY7M.jpg


      1. But we needed a break from the Awful NL. Kittehs do that quite nicely I think.

  2. So once again the question gets asked...

    Bill, what, specifically, did John say to or about you that started your attacks against him? You run away every time this question is asked just like you do when asked the same thing about Grady's comment on your "blog".

    For once be a man and answer the questions. What SPECIFICALLY did these guys say to you?

    1. “If you morons would just forget #brettkimberlin even exists and go about your lives, you would be happier and no one would be investigating.” — Bill Schmalfeldt (@LiberalGrouch) November 30, 2012

      1. Odds are he's forgotten just why he's been on this crusade, and is just wallowing in his hate.

  3. If you have not read "the Sociopath Next Door" by Martha Stout I would highly recommend, especial the parts on pity.

    1. You, and Ms. Stout, have inspired a blog post!


      1. Besides advice on spotting sociopaths, Mrs Stout also list some things to do if you find one in your life. I like rules 7, 8 and 9.
        "Do not join the game"
        "The best way to protect yourself from a sociopath is to avoid him, refuse any kind of contact or communication"
        "Question your tendency to pity too easily"

  4. You keep saying that, Bill...


    ...to paraphrase Inigo Montoya, I do not think it means what you think it means.

    There is, stupid, no such right under the US Constitution. Oh, you think that there is, sure. Well, I'll tell you what. You have until noon EST tomorrow to give me a citation to the K that supports your contention. If you do, I'll apologize in a form that you can post on your blog and twitter feed. If you don't, well... you are just that much more of a Dumbfuck.

    Tick, tick, tick, Bill. Tick, tick.

    1. I suggest Bill Schmalfeldt tries repeatedly knocking on some redneck's door at 2AM in Texas... He'd learn the meaning of "unilateral denial" right fucking quick.

      1. Wouldn't that be "Backhoe and Shut Up"? Because if you tried to dig a hole for that corpse by hand...

  5. "C'mon Honey, give me something to blog about. Any little nugget you can squeeze out will do."

  6. BREAKING NEWS: All personal property NO TRESPASSING signs in Maryland have been banned. All MD residents have the right to go anywhere they wish within the state. Upcoming court case to confirm this right.

    1. Road Trip!! I say we'll load into the car and head out to GreenCasa Maryland for a tour. We can always make a pit-stop in Elkridge and tp a double-wide for kicks.

      1. We can just waltz right on in, can't we? Because that's our constitutional right to contact him, dammit!

  7. The Liberal Grouch ‏@GrouchyOldLib
    12:49 PM - 11 May 2015
    "Grace3g? Can I offer you a word of advice? It's for your own good and you'll thank me later. GET LAID! Work off some of that anger. Welcome."

    Sounds like advice you should take yourself, Blob, you angry sociopath. Oh, I forgot. You have a problem, don't you? Did I remind you of your impotence?

    Maybe you can thank me later...or maybe not. Whatever.

    Be Well.

    1. Why is that always the kind of comment his sort makes? As if a woman can't have emotions, and if she does, it's because she needs to get laid. WTFever asshole.

      1. Exactly, Ash. And, ya gotta love how the misogynistic ass automatically assumes that just because a woman speaks the truth -- emotions have to be involved at all. Many women are perfectly capable of making unemotional assessments, and calling out jackholes without feeling a damn thing.

        And, as far as his "get laid" comment goes -- unlike his captive caretaker, I actually married a real man. "Getting laid" (as the disgusting and impotent perv refers to it) is not a problem in the least.

        When it comes to my marriage... yeah... I pretty much won life.


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