Apologies To The Horde

Today’s Good Morning, DUMBFUCK! post came out a little glitchy. That’s been taken care of.

When I put those together I try to ask myself “What would I do if I lived in DUMBFUCK’s head?”

And the answer is always “But you already DO live there…rent free!”  

Why else would a DUMBFUCK get up so early on a Mother’s Day morning when there’s no one to call and ask if the flowers got there?

The next answer to the WWDFD question is always “Publish before proofreading.”  I always have to fight that urge.  It’s “hared” to do on the best of days.  I guess last night it just got past me.

For that I apologize.

Now, I have to go get dressed. I’m taking my mombie-zombie out to dinner tonight.  Because I can.

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

8 thoughts on “Apologies To The Horde”

  1. "Why else would a DUMBFUCK get up so early on a Mother’s Day morning when there’s no one to call and ask if the flowers got there?"

    Wonder if he sacrificed some of his "radio" station/podcast/blog/LOLsuit funds to even get flowers for his "beloved" -- and/or if he bothered to take the time to make his "beloved" a nice Mother's Day breakfast in between his early morning blog stalking, F5 convulsions, and those all-important tweets he's just gotta pound out.

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    1. I don't wonder about that. The answer is a resounding 'NO'.

      But what I DO wonder is if his stepson sparked a bowl with his ailing mum.

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  2. I like how BS posted the pick of his battle injuries with the floor for his rant. Not sure that was a smart move on his part. Evidence of losing to the floor doesn't really send a strong message.. maybe strong lulz...

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  3. Krendler! How dare, I say, HOW DARE, you make fun of my husband, whose mother died years ago!!! And my father, you're making fun of him. And my mother!!!

    You heartless beast!!!

    Oh, wait, you're a zombie.

    Nevermind.

    LOL

    He really does take absolutely everything personally, doesn't he? I guess his momma forgot to teach him that the world did NOT revolve around his ample girth.

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