Today’s Good Morning, DUMBFUCK! post came out a little glitchy. That’s been taken care of.
When I put those together I try to ask myself “What would I do if I lived in DUMBFUCK’s head?”
And the answer is always “But you already DO live there…rent free!”
Why else would a DUMBFUCK get up so early on a Mother’s Day morning when there’s no one to call and ask if the flowers got there?
The next answer to the WWDFD question is always “Publish before proofreading.” I always have to fight that urge. It’s “hared” to do on the best of days. I guess last night it just got past me.
For that I apologize.
Now, I have to go get dressed. I’m taking my mombie-zombie out to dinner tonight. Because I can.