On the Bright Side

Am I a high school loser, never made it with the ladies?

Do my kids hate me?

Is my wife a dying truck stop dolly?

Do I live on a meager pension and disability?

Am I a wannabe never was good enough to be washed-up radio host?

Have I so thoroughly trashed my reputation over the past ten years that I couldn’t make a defamation suit stick to a refrigerator with an electromagnet?

Do I live in in a recyclable box?

Has the FUN mine run dry?

No. No. No. No. No, no, no, and oh, my heavens NOOOOO!


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

17 thoughts on “On the Bright Side”

  1. Have you tried to plead guilty due to diminished capacity and/or peed down your leg in public?

  2. On the bright side, the next charge is only a Schmycle away.


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