I'm Thinking of Starting a Bakery

…but I want to make sure I’m not being discriminatory or intolerant before I do.


So how does this price sheet look?  Will it pass the smell test?


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I have no problem providing goods and services for people who don’t share the same religious beliefs as I do.  But if they expect me to be the one who will violate my religious beliefs to accommodate theirs, when there are other providers who won’t bat an eye, they had goddamn well better be ready to pay for that service too.



Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

12 thoughts on “I'm Thinking of Starting a Bakery”

    1. A worthwhile sentiment, but my motive is not to charge a fair price for my soul, but to price the buyer out of the market.

      But is it discriminatory or intolerant?

  1. http://i.imgur.com/cSjd70z.jpg

    Silly Blob, it isn't hate. I know you jump right to hate given that it's the fuel that keeps you moving and it's all you really know. But it isn't hate that motivates people to help a family that's been beset by psychopathic progressive hyenas, it's love. It's standing in the gap against bullies, much like WJJ HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!!!! has been doing with assholes like you and your excellent bombing pedo pal for the last few years. It's a very loving way of saying "Fuck you. You evil bastards will not destroy these people. This will not stand." It's also not just right wing Christians embracing these victims of your hateful ideology, Blob:


    I realize that you don't know what love is, Blob, but the O'Connor family does. More importantly, they know God's love. You would do well to seek it while you still can.

    Oh, and it's more like $825K now. Choke on it.

    1. Hey this tweet is supposed to be in there!


    2. The Blob is just pissed that his many blegs raised only $50 bucks. And that was only after he publicly BEGGED his "friends" to contribute.

  2. I wonder if you could get away with putting a line item on the rate card stating:
    "all legal fees and penalties incurred while fighting against your efforts to get me to make this cake will be included in the final price."

  3. So, the Memories Pizza GoFundMe is closed after 48 hours of operation with $842,387 raised.

    God is good.


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