What does he have?
An ass fetish. Deep seated latent homosexuality issues. Not enough footlongs and mayonnaise? Borderline personality disorder? Sociopathic levels of narcissism? No one to drive him to the courthouse? More concern for HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!!!, KREEEENNNDLEEERRRR!!!, Lickspittles and Zombies than for his dying wife?
What can he prove?
That nothing that’s happened to him is anything but a pale comparison of what he has done to others. That there is a whole lot of publicly available information out there about him, and he’s the source of just about every bit of it. That his so-called “sterling reputation” was never more than a phantasm in the first place, and irreparably shattered long before he ever encountered John HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!!!
Who will he go after?
Everyone, of course. Because we’re all Krendler when the sun goes down.
In which court? Civil? Criminal? Both?
When it comes down to nut-cutting, it really doesn’t matter – because, if he still has access to the ‘net after the 16th, the first court he’ll go to is Twitter. And so, the constant reminder: keep those LULZ muscles limber! If you haven’t started stretching it may already be too late.
Because he already knows his worst outcome. He’s ready.
See what I mean? Now I have to ice my LULZ muscles again.
This will be so much FUN!
And all I have is FUN!