Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!


…and I didn’t have to lift a finger!

Next it’s going to tell me that all I have to do to make it disappear is to leave it on the curb and it will cause a magical truck come by, with burly men who will throw it in the back and take it away forever.

Wouldn’t that be nice?  Unfortunately there’d be another pile of it to throw in the truck again next week. It just keeps piling up.


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

30 thoughts on “Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. Blob's Twitter feed is making more sense this morning than I've ever seen it make before.

    1. Well, that didn't last long.

      That would be the irrelevant person that Blob simply can't get enough of. The irrelevant person Blob has attempted to many times?

      You should stick to straight gibberish, Blob. It reflects much better on you.

  2. With Bill whining so much about "hate" speech and all the nasty things people are saying to him that make him do the rotten stuff he does, I find it ironic that Bill has never, ever pointed to anything that John Hoge has written about him that would qualify. Anytime Bill is asked about this, he always skips right to the court issues, like they appeared out of thin air.

    How about it Bill? How about some links (since John doesn't delete things) or screenshots (if you say he does) of nasty things John has said that is justification for your treatment of him?


    I can't be the only one who thinks William's belief that he can take down a presidential campaign is adorable, am I?

    Let's look at the Tale of the Tape, shall we?

    The Walker Campaign

    - Dozens of ruthless professionals
    - Tens of millions of dollars
    - National media exposure

    Bill Schmalfeldt:

    - High school diploma.
    - Blogs and podcasts that can't keep an address for more longer than the free trial period.
    - 14 Twitter followers.
    - Diminished capacity.
    - Bigs. So many Bigs.

    William's getting more deluded by the day, isn't he, Gail?

    1. Oopsie poopsie. I forgot the Feldtcharts. One musn't overlook the power of the Feldtchart. Unless one is, y'know, a judge or something.

    2. If he wasn't such a Pustule, it would be almost sweetly naive. In context of him being him, don't find it cute at all, but it's still very funny.

    3. Maybe he is trying to follow in the footsteps of his most excellent friend the nasty little adjudicated pedo, bomber, drug dealer, gun runner, perjuring, forging, and Dan Quayle lying midget. "Ohhh Brett, look at me. I'm JUST LIKE YOU!"

      1. Excellent point! If William is notable for anything, it is his singular inability to ever have an original thought. I'd call him Derivative Boy, but that title belongs more appropriately to Dick Fuld.

        The only flaw with the theory? Quayle was actually elected in '88.

    4. I don' t suppose the fuckwit got around to explaining how, with all this incriminating information, Scott Walker managed to win 3 elections in 4 years? Elections that were contested by most of the most powerful and nasty national unions intent on his destruction?

      1. Oh, that's obvious. The power of William's JOURNALISM hadn't yet joined the fight.

        I just hope for the governor's sake that his wife never had a miscarriage.

      2. Go ahead an laugh if you want, but he using SARCASM! (OK, poorly)


        WE'RE DOOMED!

  4. for someone who F5's this blog constantly, SIT-DMC sure is quiet about the proof that he is a lying liar who has LIED yet again.

    Typical for Fat Ass isn't it?

    1. Show me where I lied and PROVE your accusation!

      ignore all further endless postings of total and ineluctable demonstrations of proof.

      (sound familiar)

  5. But I took that class last month Roy! Did my electronic signature not go through? Damnit, damnit sonofabitch!


  6. Mental Illness Radio is being brought to you today from the bottom of a bottle! It's a dynamic new direction for the show!

      1. Paranoid, drunk and screaming into a microphone does go a long way in explaining why he never held a conventional broadcasting job for very long.


    Spreaker must have changed quite a bit in two days.

    *chug, chug, chug, chug*

    1. Oh, that's OK Bill. We expect you to suck, so no harm done.

      But good luck with the "quality-check". I'm sure if you find any quality, you'll eliminate it.

    2. So Blob is going to listen to himself? There may be an upside here. Probably not, but maybe.


    Look on the bright side Bill. If the mike had functioned perfectly, it would still have been a waste of time.

    (I dunno, was that too derivative?)


    I once spent a long weekend in Vegas with my good friend, the late gonzo writer Hooter J. Thompson.


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