That’s you, Bill. I thought I had better be explicit because you’re such a pathetic idiot you might think I wasn’t referring to the demented trailer-dwelling cyber harassing stalker freak from Elkridge, Maryland.
For the rest of the Zombie Horde, this is an open thread for us to discuss him right under his nose and make him dance like a funny little monkey.
For example, what shade do you think his face is turning as he reads this?
- Pepto Bismol
- Breast Cancer Awareness
- Prime Rib, medium well
- Medium rare
- Dude, chill…are you having a stroke?
- Hulk pants purple
I say he’s right at raw hamburger (the 70% crap, not the 85% good stuff) that’s been sitting out for about six hours.
So tell me Bill, because I’ve never tried it – what does mayonnaise mixed with honey taste like when you lick it off your goo-covered little fingers?