I’ll tell you what, “[thou]most notable coward, [thou] infinite and endless liar, [thou] hourly promise breaker, [thou] owner of no one good quality…”
I know exactly what the FATAL flaw is. I’ll even say that it’s four words, and that it is absolutely and without doubt cannot be corrected in one amended complaint or a thousand.
To learn what those four lawsuit dooming words are, publish a video
- Acknowledging that you have NO IDEA why your lawsuit is doomed;
- Begging on your hands and knees to be educated on the matter; and
- Swearing an oath on the souls of your mother, your father and your beloved spouse that you will never file another lawsuit for the rest of your life. And finally,
- Leave the Internet entirely for two weeks.
Satisfy all these conditions and I will tell what is wrong with your lawsuit. Why it can’t be fixed should be obvious, but if you can’t figure it out, we can always renegotiate…