67 thoughts on “Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. 1. We have BK claiming in court filings that PK is WJJH.
    2. We have BS claiming in court filings that PK is Howard Earl.
    3 . We have BS claiming all over the internet that PK is Patrick Grady.
    4. BS or BK is lying.
    5. BS is delusional.
    6. All of the above.

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    1. https://twitter.com/GrouchyOldLib/status/592300752992866304

      So, William has started his morning by portraying himself raping a man who appears to have a broken neck, so he clearly doesn't find things of that nature defamatory.

      Good to know.

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        1. Probably something like, "Why is this drunken, lunatic rapist suing anyone for libel?"

          Just a guess.

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      1. And who is that poor person supposed to be? Yet another faildoxx? When will Bill learn?

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        1. I'm not nearly as concerned about the figments of William's imagination as I am by his obvious desire to cripple and sodomize them.

          By the way, if you publish something about yourself, it cannot, by definition, be libelous.

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      2. That can't be Bill. The great white rectangle not only conceals dick dents, but he appears to have hair.

        And life in the mouth, and a spark of a soul in the eyes...

        Nope, not our Bill.

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  2. William is letting us know that he has a groin full of Caverject and a heart full of rape. Or that his impulse control issues are escalating.

    Either way, Gail must be praying for death in ways that we can't imagine.

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    1. I love the fact that William put up a picture of himself raping a cripple, but he censored the top of his head, letting us know that's what he's ashamed of.

      Not for nothing, Bill, but anti-psychotics and gin aren't standard breakfast fare.

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      1. "I love the fact that William put up a picture of himself raping a cripple..."

        When did he put a picture of Gail and him doing the nasty on twitter??

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        1. I doubt that's Gail's scene. She's sick and the strap-on makes her feel creepy.

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      2. It was hard to tell if it was Gail or not on bottom because of the hairy legs.

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        1. Unless it's an old picture, no. I understand that Gail's legs are a good deal thinner now.

          But it wouldn't surprise me to learn that William needs an unknown young man's head between them.

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      3. To be honest, I think that Bill ripped off a picture someone creatively photoshopped. I believe that is a vagina on his head or a penis representation. I find it very funny that Bill won't go to the original photo that he posted that it was taken from and instead chooses to photoshop out the "objectionable" (to him anyway) bits. But then he puts it in pseudo-homoerotic porn. Which is more objectionable? Hmmmm.

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        1. William is once again;

          A) Participating in his own supposed "libel", which is par for the course for Oliver Wendell Jones.
          B) Using the photo of someone he almost certainly doesn't know the age of in his fuck pictures.
          C) Very probably in violation of 18 U.S. Code § 2257

          https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/2257

          All in all, I think he's having a bad day.

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  3. https://twitter.com/GrouchyOldLib/status/592299363717783552

    Mocking references to child sex abuse are a central part of the Sterling Character that William's so fucking touchy about and has been for several years now.

    http://i.imgur.com/lGYDvZ0.jpg

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  4. I also wonder if the gentleman in the picture was eighteen at the time. Bill is known to use under-age models in his pornography.

    I know there's a name for that, but it escapes me ...

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  5. That would be a great "Billy Sez"!

    "Did Someone touch your bathing suit area?" - Bill Schmalfeldt, April26, 2015, Twitter.

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  6. Oooooh! I think he means to scare someone.

    https://twitter.com/GrouchyOldLib/status/592374569723371521

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    1. And I am reasonably convinced that the answer is going to be a resounding FUCK YOU. lolz!

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      1. Top? Bill has never been a top at any time during his whole life. Read his own words. Everything he writes portrays him as a submissive follower just begging for the attention of his betters.

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      1. Yeah, I find that kinda objectionable too. But then that's because I refuse to worship celebrity, not because I think it's beyond redemption.

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    2. Or what?

      He'll demand again tomorrow?

      Faildoxx someone else?

      Beat his wife in the abdomen?

      Hide his twitter feed?

      Start another blog?

      Poop in your pants again?

      Go through another round of accusing Grady, then Hoge of being Paul Krendler?

      What's that definition of insane again?

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    1. Oh, mah STARS!!! It's a boner-fied ORDER!!!

      https://twitter.com/GrouchyOldLib/status/592374569723371521

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      1. There was a time when William was negotiating? There's yet another thing he sucks at.

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  7. It seems as though the Diminished Capacity Kid is on the verge of one of his better Feldtdowns. Tincasa might be littered with Irish Sunglasses by sundown.

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  8. "If TMZ isn't down today, I'm telling the police to arrest WJJ Hoge, Patrick Grady and gmhowell! Wait, I already did that? "

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  9. I wonder what will happen when William wakes up tomorrow morning and TMZ is still here?

    http://i.imgur.com/HKMPWjU.gif

    Oh. That could be messy!

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      1. "Hello? Is this Airestream Trailers? Put me through to your police department immediately. This is an order!"

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  10. DumbFuck--since you have proven that you answer to it--if you do not want people quoting you and discussing your quotes then do not make them!

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  11. So, has Bill finally settled on PK=PG? For a while there he did seem to think PK=WJJH and PK=HE, and who knows, we could probably throw Jerry Fletcher in with his list of suspects, all of whom are PK at the same time. Or something. He needs to be careful or that court ordered psych eval won't be voluntary.

    I still want to see him actually love his wife more than he hates WJJH and PK. According to him, 15 minutes spent writing a blog post means that the blogger doesn't love his wife. So he better stop spending hours ranting on Twitter and "broadcasting" or pre-recording "radio" shows if he wants people to think he actually cares about his wife.

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    1. I still want to know what was going through Wild Bill's dented, deranged noggin what he tweeted that. Did he think, "Well, I haven't ordered him to do anything. Maybe that'll work."

      More likely, he was just in the beginning stages of a world-class Feldtdown and didn't consider that he'd just paralyze us with laughter.

      "This is an order." Jesus, William's going to have a hard time living that one down.

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      1. I don't think Bill worries about that sort of thing, because at the time he says or does it, he is positive it is either a) absolutely fantastic, and totally lawful or b) that he will shortly memory hole it, and how dare we suggest it ever happened?

        Classic narcissist, only those ... others [/sneer] ... are ever wrong, and if they think he is wrong, it's because they're just so stupid that they can't see his genius!

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        1. I think his biggest problem is that he doesn't think at all. For reasons that I won't get into in public, he blew a giant hole in his currently lulzsuit that makes me wish that it doesn't get immediately dismissed, and then he bragged about it. He mortally wounded himself and sees it as just another day in the life of the Diminished Capacity Cowboy.

          That's not a particularly strong case for his thinking at all.

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