Another Autobiographical Overshare

…courtesy of our old pal SIT-DMC:

I get the shivers when I see that look on McCaskill’s face. It’s the look of a teacher who knows you didn’t get your homework done, and she knows you were out playing with your friends all night while your dad was drunk and your mom was working the truckstop and you didn’t even try to do your homework and she’s waiting for just the right moment to POUNCE on your story… and YOU… to rip you to shreds in front of your classmates, throwing dismembered bits of your body down the aisles between desks, making little Susie (who always was a snot nosed little twat) wear your intestines like a necklace, at least until recess.

And you know…that reminds me of a song…

Mission accomplished, pal.

Mission. Accomplished.


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

13 thoughts on “Another Autobiographical Overshare”

  1. Dear. Lord.

    How does one even think that up?

    I'd bet he thought that video on global warming? where they exploded the kids in the classroom was great, and an excellent way to convince people to join their side of the debate.

    1. Truly the work of a demented mind right there.

      "... to rip you to shreds in front of your classmates, throwing dismembered bits of your body down the aisles between desks... "

      ALWAYS with the dismembered body stuff. Remember his deranged musings about him ripping a baby apart and making the baby's Father eat it or some such thing while the Mother watched? He is sick in the head that one.

      Oh. And, apparently he even considers little girls to be "twats." Disgusting freak.

    1. "Schmalfeldt" is a fictional character created by the Hoge/Krendler/Grady complex to drive internet traffic toward their conspiratorial blogs. It has something to do with the trilateral commission and the Masons.

  2. ATTENTION. ATTENTION: The above is NOT, REPEAT NOT, A PARODY. That is an exact quote of words written by William Matthew Schmalfeldt, Sr., of Elkridge, MD.

    Just let that sink in a bit.



    He thought that was a good idea.
    He thought he was making fun of Marco Rubio by writing that.

    1. Just when I think he can't dip further into the primordial ooze from whence he came, he does it again. And not in a Brittney Spears kind of enjoyable "Oops" way. Ewwww.

  3. Oh God Bill... please stop. Please??


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