And There You Have It

The important part is underlined…for emphasis.

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Because that’s how professional journalists do it.  Or so I’ve been told.

Just one question for any English majors out there who might be reading.  Obviously there is an admission here that he got fired from a three week job.  That’s clear enough.  But is it saying that it was fired for eating a cat in the restroom, or is it saying it didn’t mention the job on its LinkedIn resumé because it ate a cat in the restroom?

Punctuation is important.  Unless you work (excuse me…used to work) for the government as a writer/editor, apparently.

Oh, yeah…nearly forgot…I wonder if it really truly wants to hang its hat on that lie.

Which lie, the reader may ask?  Why, the monkey dance lie, of course.

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

183 thoughts on “And There You Have It”

  1. Well, the grammar (of which he is a self-proclaimed expert) would imply that it's the lack of mentioning on LinkedIn which is the result of the cat eating.

    Based on his fairly atrocious writing, I have to wonder if he ever studied grammar at all, or just the few weeks here and there which most public school systems think is adequate.

    He's just giving further proof that his grasp of grammar is such as to explain why none of his editing gigs lasted very long.

    Certainly not the decade(s) or longer most zombies manage to hold jobs. 🙂 I doubt many of his job stints ended simply because the job position ended.

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  2. I knew he would come up with a very stupid excuse.
    In view of his use of late 60's early 70's slang, does this mean he followed his fathers footsteps? Does "Ate a cat in the restroom" mean he had oral sex with a man in a restroom? Inquiring minds want to know!

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    1. Does “Ate a cat in the restroom” mean he had oral sex with a man in a restroom?

      Come on! Don't be ridiculous!

      It was a shemale.

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  3. I can't wait for him to explain how any reasonable person could interpret this as a FACTUAL assertion that he ate a cat. First of all, it is quite obviously a KITTEN.

    "See your honor, there is this zombie site that shows a photo of me splashed with blood and a cat (or kitten) by my maw. Now the neighbors hide their pets when I totter by with my walker because everyone knows how literal and truthful zombies are."

    I know these are words of more than one syllable, but I suggest that he make a supreme effort and study up on "sarcasm" and "hyperbole."

    I can see why someone might eat a cat, but I find it hard to believe even Witless Willie could eat a kitten. Still we have seen the photograph, and everyone knows zombies are too dim to photoshop.

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  4. Inquiring minds want to know how the Sociopathic Stalker is funding his lawfare. Is his excellent friend using non-profit funds? Is the Deranged Cyberstalker really NOT so indigent, and he lied to a court of law when he said he had no money? Is the butthurt, demented freak taking from his dying caretaker's prescription money and their cat food fund?

    IIRC -- The Sociopathic Stalker has stated in the past that his captive caretaker controls their money because he cannot be trusted to manage it correctly. Would it stand to reason then that the Incredible Shrinking Woman is once again 100% behind BS's vexatious litigation? I noticed while reading that BS mentions her frequently in his latest LOLsuit. He really is dying for her to be dragged into this mess he has created, isn't he? One of these days, the Olive-Oyl-of-Elkridge is going to find herself on the receiving end of some litigation, and BS and GS are going to have no one to blame but themselves.

    Guess she should have kept her head down, eh?

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    1. She must know what he is up to. She takes his lolsuits to the post office. She uses her name as the sender. He uses her name in emails he sends to people. (Can't be sure she knows he is masquerading as her in emails though) For all his protestations that she be left out, it's HIM that made her part of all this. Suck on that Bill.

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      1. Cat food fund? Do you mean food-cat fund? Why would he buy them? There's always some for free on Craigslist.

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      2. I'd take the presence of her name as the return address as an indication that she had little to no idea what was in the envelope. Pustule was too lazy or thought he was being tricksy by leaving no return address, but you can't do that with registered mail. So his errand-girl is literate enough to write her name and address, at least, but not smart enough to write his name instead.

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      3. Gail can spell her own name, so that's one reason she's the sender.

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      4. "Gail can spell her own name... "

        That's more than her big, dumb dope of a husband can do.

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    2. What I find most hilarious is that Bill has (once again) misspelled his own name in a federal court filing (on page 15, all in caps).
      This is supposed to be a celebrated writer and editor? One who cannot even use spell check? An editor who cannot even spell his own name consistently?
      Really?

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      1. No kidding. He can't figure out how to use spellcheck? How to spell his very own name correctly? Yeah. Those awards he's so proud of posing with are a joke. BS has definitely been on the receiving end of the "everyone gets an award" mentality.

        Not to mention he has a captive caretaker no further than five feet away from him at any given moment in that tincasa. Why wouldn't he have her proofread something as important as a Federal lawsuit filing? Heh. Maybe it was actually possible for someone like him to marry down. Maybe she can't even read.

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      1. I was responding to the "keep her head down..." comment. In fact, it would be great if she picked her head up and discovered how much legal jeopardy he's putting them in. They could end up on the hook for court costs. Why? Somebody said something that hurt Bill's feelings.

        He may never understand that he is NOT defending his honor. At best he is making himself more of an object of ridicule. I didn't think it's possible.

        Protip: When you file a lawsuit, try not to sound like a complete nutter.

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  5. https://twitter.com/GrouchyOldLib/status/593038547675930625

    And that is what a vocabulary thief looks like. He always gives away that he's been desperately watching you.

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  6. I've been told that filthy clowns who make child porn make poor life choices

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  7. It seems like Schmalfeldt and Kimberlin hide behind family members like middle east terrorists hide behind hospitals and schools.

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      1. Except for those terrorists who strap them to children and other unknowing people. Or leave the bombs at football games

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  8. After reading both of BS active law suits a reasonable person can conclude that BS is:

    A. Lying in court filings i.e. committing perjury.
    B. Has no idea who PK is.
    C. Delusional.
    D All of the above.

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    1. D. Definitely D.

      His lies are numerous, and SOOOOO very easy to counter. IF any of his bullshit ever manages to ever see the light of day, he's going to have much to answer for. Like every other time... the best way to discredit Bill Schmalfeldt is to quote Bill Schmalfeldt.

      His very own words are going to destroy him.

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  9. A motion to dismiss in one sentence:

    "It is a matter for judicial notice that no reasonable person could believe that an assertion on a blog entitled "Thinking Man's Zombie" is to be accepted as factual."

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    1. There's quite a bit of clearly identified fiction that "defames" El Blobbo according to El Blobbo. The stupid is strong with this one.

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      1. And he has used this same argument in his own defense so he can just say "Hello, parody." Admittedly, the parody is subtle so anyone who is enough of a dumbfuck will probably miss it.

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  10. Discovery questions for Cabin Boy:

    1. How many times did the Dread Pirate spit on your back while you were writing your latest LOLsuit?
    2. Does Dread Pirate and Crew get inspiration for LOLsuits from distended abdomens?
    3. Did Pedi Officer No-Class take pictures?

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    1. 1) It wasn't spit. It was raining. And yellow.
      2) Only from anorexic pre-teens.
      3) Isn't that Pedo-Officer No-Class?

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  11. Wonder why the Stalking Sociopath didn't mention in his Federal LOLsuit his "Stage IV" claim when referring to his Parkinson's Disease? He squeals about it incessantly, so why omit it this time? Curious that. *hmm*

    And, wonder if his captive caretaker is gonna like... forget it. Could say SO much more here, but will most certainly wait until the bloated blob exhausts ALL avenues available to amend his lies and rubbish. Oh, well. His "beloved" obviously wanted to be a part of his lawfare... and, boy is she gonna be a part of it. *smdh*

    Again... his words are going to destroy him.

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    1. he could amend a hundred times and it would still be a spew of illiterate, insane ramblings from a psychotic, demented and diseased mind.

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  12. Wonder why the Stalking Sociopath didn't mention in his Federal LOLsuit his "Stage IV" claim when referring to his Parkinson's Disease? He squeals about it incessantly, so why omit it this time? Curious that. *hmm*

    And, wonder if his captive caretaker is gonna... forget it. Could say SO much more here, but will most certainly wait until the bloated blob exhausts ALL avenues available to amend his lies and rubbish. Oh, well. His "beloved" obviously wanted to be a part of his lawfare... and, boy is she gonna be a part of it. *smdh*

    Again... his words are going to destroy him.

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    1. I've long suspected his underlying issue is actually Lewy body dementia. Would be interesting to find that in MD notes.

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      1. "Parkinson's features could include shuffling gait, reduced arm-swing during walking, blank expression (reduced range of facial expression), stiffness of movements, ratchet-like cogwheeling movements; low speech volume, sialorrhea and difficulty swallowing. Tremors are less common in LBD than in Parkinson's disease.[7] LBD patients also often experience problems with orthostatic hypotension, including repeated falls, syncope (fainting), and transient loss of consciousness."

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dementia_with_Lewy_bodies

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      2. Hmmmm:

        "Visual hallucinations in people with LBD most commonly involve perception of people or animals that are not there. Delusions may include reduplicative paramnesia and other elaborate misperceptions or misinterpretations."

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  13. Riiiiiight, Bill. And watch out that unicorn you rode in on doesn't poke you in the ass on the way out.

    http://imageshack.com/a/img540/1065/AKaMSY.png

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    1. “Now . . . you’re going to wind up being the Monica Lewinsky for Jeremy’s Bill Clinton unless you start telling the truth and start telling it quick. I’m done fucking around, and I am not going away. You’ve already had “the media’s” interest in this case explained to you. Now, do you wanna play dumb and lose your kids? Or do you wanna play smart and keep what you got? I am not making any threats. I am just trying to help you avoid a shit storm for some giggling fuck who doesn’t give a rat’s ass about you. Do you really want to be dragged through the mud for THIS giggling shitwit. I’ll wait to hear from you. But I send what I have … EVERYTHING … to the Wisconsin Media tomorrow.”

      -- Bill Schmalfeldt, 2011

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    2. I say that unless someone is dragging @Popehat……and Frey OUT OF THEIR OFFICES and BREAKING THEIR KNEES WITH BASEBALL BATS because of this, then there is nothing for them to worry about. Words are just words, and they cannot harm you. “Sticks and stones,” as they say.

      Or, baseball bats.

      And let it NOT be said that the Liberal Grouch advocates anyone using baseball bats to break the kneecaps of either Mr. White or Mr. Frey! Nothing could be further from the truth. In fact, if you have it in your mind that if Nadia Naffe were a friend of yours and some scumbag attorney used the powers of his office to dig up and use private information against her, whoever did it (or defends him) DESERVES to have their knees broken with baseball bats, let me dissuade you of that notion here and now.

      That is not what baseball bats were made for.

      For one thing, a wooden bat could break if it were used in such a reckless and lawless fashion. And if you think you can get around that by using an aluminum bat, guess again. An aluminum bat (unless it is reinforced with a lead center) would likely bend under such pressure. Now, I hear the crafty ones out there saying, “Yeah? Well, what if I drill out the center of a WOODEN baseball bat, fill IT with lead, cover the tip with Plastic Wood? Wouldn’t THAT do the job?”

      Again, I say, you are wasting your time with all that effort. Tire irons are much more readily available.

      And I am NOT saying that Patrick Frey and Kenneth White deserve to be dragged from their offices, out to the street in front of their offices, and thus have their knees broken by ANYTHING, be it a tire iron, or a lead pipe, or a lead-filled baseball bat. Nor should they be taken by a group of four or five strong men (or women) and thrown in front of a moving truck. You would have to consider the emotional damage that would be done to the innocent truck driver, unless the truck driver agrees to be part of your conspiracy in the first place. And a truck might swerve to miss Mr. Frey and/or Mr. White, the driver could lose control, jackknife his trailer and cause a lot of damage to people and property. And if it’s a truck with a hazardous payload, like sulfuric acid, I don’t think I need to tell YOU how severe the environmental damage would be.

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      1. It gets considerably better than that (and since the court has the lulzsuit, it's part of the record that can't be changed.)

        William told the court that he has contemplated violence against someone that already has a restraining order against him!!!!!!!

        Beat that for crazy and stupid.

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      2. Sorry, I can't beat that for crazy OR stupid.

        Nice avatar, Neal. Who's the fat ugly disgusting deranged cyberstalker in the gimp mask?

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    3. And then there is always this:

      http://leestranahan.com/bill-schmalfeldt-the-stranger-who-harassed-my-family/

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    1. Not AS drunk, but he still sounded drunk.

      Oh. And, did you hear the perverted creep working on that "sterling reputation" of his again today? Disgusting.

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      1. About half of the show was so washed in digital delay that it was incomprehensible, so I couldn't really tell if he was continuing his boxed wine and antidepressants therapy.

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      2. In a nutshell: He was having a field day with Boy Scouts again. He's absolutely obsessed with homosexuality. And, he claims to be a Christian, but hates Christians and Christianity.

        I swear... every time that perverted creep refers to a child in any way, the child is always suffering and/or the child is being abused. Something is very, very wrong with him.

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        1. Let us strive to be fair, Grace.

          The old boy did try pleading insanity just twelve days ago. And the fact that he didn't know that it meant exactly what it implied actually confirms the presence of a mental defect. It's commonly known as "stupidity."

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      3. he's just re-living the high points of his own childhood probably, sick fuck that he is.

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  14. https://twitter.com/GrouchyOldLib/status/593190329324560388

    We should heed Admiral Inniscups' legal scholarship. After all, he exhibited stellar knowledge of diversity of citizenship in his last federal lulzsuit.

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    1. I just noticed this reply from the corpulent one:

      https://twitter.com/GrouchyOldLib/status/592473527036547073

      Yea Bill, how's that diversity argument going?

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      1. And, the dumbass is spewing his "everyone said I was going to jail" lies again. *yawn* Saying someone SHOULD go to jail for a criminal conviction is NOT the same as saying someone IS going to jail for a criminal conviction.

        But, yes. BS going to jail for the numerous times he has violated a Peace Order because he is a Stalking Sociopath would have been pretty hilarious.

        https://twitter.com/grouchyoldlib/status/593188077050396673

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    2. Lee Stranhan (or do you call him Stranyham) will be glad to know you tweeted that Bill. Who knows it might make it in a legal brief!

      How does the "Pussy Palace" bit go again?

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      1. Which William, being such a great legal mind, argues is prohibited by the statute of limitations, despite having played it on his podcast in the last ten days, thereby restarting the statute.

        As soon as the Diminished Capacity Kid understands that folks may have actually downloaded those, with him helpfully giving the date at the top of the show, I expect that there will be changes to his latest legal definitions.

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      2. Neal -

        Yes, his new legal briefs will be "but, but, but, but"

        Which will improve on the old ones which were "butt, butt, butt, butt"

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    3. Aha. So a self-proclaimed investigative journalist, author, and radio personality who has been subject to multiple suits in multiple jurisdictions. who has brought numerous suits himself both state and federal, and has had multiple public blogs and has commented on numerous public blogs, is a "private person." Another stupendous legal conclusion from Acme Law. It may be a subtle question of law whether he is a "public figure for limited purposes" or simply a "public figure" as a result of his having thrust himself repeatedly in front of the public eye. But, in my opinion, the train of "private figure" left the station several years ago.

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      1. I could make an argument that having a Wikipedia page is rebuttable rather than dispositive evidence of being some sort of public figure. Whether Willie has the acumen and rhetoric to make that argument persuasive is a different matter entirely. In any case, I have this suspicion that Willie would not have his heart in an argument that he is too insignificant to deserve any public attention.

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        1. He refutes his own "private person" claim in one of the more self-regarding parts of his complaint.

          I'm just not going to say which one.

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      2. How many "books" has he authored and bragged about and attempted to sell on numerous venues? Not to mention he's claimed he needs his Twitter accounts to advertise his books and advertise his "radio" stations and advertise his podcasts.

        "Private figure" my ass. *PFFT*

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      3. 1. He was a nation wide radio personalty(hard as that is to believe, but it is a fact).
        2. Has run for public office.
        3. Has wrote and published one or more autobiography’s.
        4. Posts every little detail of his life on public access blogs and twitter.

        Sounds like a public figure to me.

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    4. He is not a private person. He seeks (endlessly) for fame and as a former XM Radio star, he is not a private person. The fact that the parody is his own words with replacement of names and enough literary changes to make it a parody means there is no libel or defamation per se.
      He truely is an idiot.

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    5. Always with the selective reading. Of course parody can be libel but [REDACTED - Don't educate the monkey -PK]

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  15. We know ALL his deepest secrets... Some we can only share on the Sooper Sekrit Site...

    Others are more, well, PG-13:

    http://i.imgur.com/d8peo4I.jpg

    Don't worry, Bill. We won't judge you!

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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      1. But somebody else told me he's actually Poopsie-Pie. I don't know either for a fact, of course.

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    1. One wonders how he's going to get to all of his multiple court hearings in the near future.

      It's my understanding that the Diminutive Chauffeur might be overbooked himself.

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      1. His captive caretaker has a drivers license and a car. Even though she's dying and in the final stages of a fatal disease -- if he can make her run to the grocery store and run around mailing his lawsuits, he sure as hell can make her haul his ample arse to a courthouse.

        Wonder how she feels about driving to Illinois though. Heh.

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      2. Trust me, duck north and take I-80. Sure the turnpike adds fees, but it has controlled, state funded gas/food/potty stops. I-70 is rather less, um, predictable as to what amenities you will find.

        Think old 80's movies where they hand you the key to the bathroom chained to an old tire.

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      1. I'm not going to argue that he doesn't care deeply for the Incredible Shrinking Woman. He just cares about his lulzsuits more.

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      2. I'll argue it, it's obvious from his own behaviour over the last year he only cares about her health to the extent that tweeting and blogging about it garners him sympathy, otherwise I'm sure he cares much more about getting to his "sweaty palmed happy place" than her.

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      3. Does anyone recall if BS has ever shared exactly what type of scleroderma his captive caretaker allegedly suffers from? Localized Scleroderma? Systemic Scleroderma?

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    2. Ummm, who has threatened to sue his wife? Does he not understand that she will be affected by anything that comes down on him? Which is all anyone has said?

      Oh wait. Reading comprehension and Bill are not compatible. My bad!

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      1. Exactly. NO ONE has threatened to sue his captive caretaker.

        He's a liar... per always.

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    3. it's funny how us laughing our collective asses off at his buffoonery is considered "great fear" by the witless wonder there...

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      1. His power to instill fear lives only in that perverted and demented rock he attempts to pass off as a head.

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    1. it's only because he's such a fucking idiot ya'know.
      just imagine all his nastiness read out loud or played for a jury...

      I do hope IF the bullshit suit gets that far the court provides ear/eye/brain bleach for the jurors,

      and it's a good thing his mom is dead, the shame of hearing/seeing the absolute vile and disgusting things he's said/tweeted/blogged in the last year alone would be enough to kill her.

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      1. I'm sure his daughter and nephew will appreciate the vile garbage he posted about them on the XM forum he lived on while he was a government employee for the NIH on the taxpayers' dime.

        How lovely if that were to make it into the public record until the end of time. He's so disgusting.

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  16. I've been told that some people who make child porn, also make poor life decisions

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  17. I sense great fear in the Grady universe. Incessant, hysterical laughter is a sure sign of fear.

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  18. I've heard there Is a new program called "confessions of a Gold Prius" coming out soon. Wonder who retrieved the audio tape from the wheel well........

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  19. In my opinion, William could very well be asking for Patrick Grady for mercy in the near future. The fact that he's too demented and dumb to recognize that is going to make all the more delicious to watch.

    Since there's nothing that the Diminished Capacity Kid can now do to prevent that, I'd go into detail but I just don't feel like it.

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    1. But, if "ordered" .....

      God, that was a delightful little look into the mind of a psychopath.

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      1. as soon as Bill gets hit with [REDACTED don't educate the monkey - PK] , he'll be begging for mercy.
        I do so hope he doesn't withdraw his upteenth lolsuit before that happens.

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    2. I suspect Grady has learned much from Hoge... and Krendler... and of course from and about Schmalfeldt...

      Not a direct quote, but close: " I set down my sword once, at Hoge's request. Not again." PK, shortly after Bill started up again after "dodging a bullet" becuase Hoge showed mercy at the DMCA hearing. But just after Bill started up again, _prior_ to the PO hearing Hoge agreed he hoped he woulnd't need to pursue.

      Bill just had to behave for TWO WEEKS.

      Bill lies. Sorry, ended with a period out of habit.

      Bill lies somewhere between the evil Sensei in "Karate Kid" "Mercy is for the weak!" and Darth Helmet in Spaceballs "Evil will triumph because Good is dumb."

      Bill has been offered mercy. Often enough, often enough for honor, and in retrospect too often. He is foolish enough to think it will be extended again.

      He has failed to understand, "Murum aries attigit."

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      1. Never mind the ram. He hasn't even noticed that he knocked the wall down, himself, when he [REDACTED - Don't educate the monkey -PK]

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      2. I look forward to when Bill is forced to grovel how kind "Mr. Grady" was to drop all the charges, etc., etc.

        Just like this:

        http://i.imgur.com/nv3vIZ8.png?1

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      3. Perry - I look forward to Grady not being so merciful.

        I'm not as good a man as Hoge, I would not have offered what mercy has been offered. Hoge gave one last straw, about two past what I would have offered.

        Grady should be aware of all that has transpired (heck we're on his blog now, right Bill?) and if he shows further mercy it moves out of the realm of merciful and into the realm of mush headedness.

        But then I have always liked Lazarus Long.

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  20. William, does three dollar wine taste better if you keep drinking it?

    http://i.imgur.com/rkw2V0E.jpg

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    1. I'm actually surprised BS is not fatter considering all of the stupid he's packing.

      And, he's getting all-caps scream-y. Come on, fellow Zombies. Show more fear. Biwwy is getting the madz.

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    2. so, what sanctions/consequences might someone who intentionally, and knowingly "mis-identifies" someone (who happens to have a restraining order against them) as someone else for the sole purpose of sueing them to continue their harassment by lawfare for bullshit that will never make it to court??
      asking for a friend.

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  21. Pounding the all caps, screaming that proof is there beyond shadows and doubts has been mentioned as a possible side effect of producing child porn

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  22. Since Bill is sure that I know the sooooooper sekrit identity of Paul Krendler, I suppose I should confess that it's [REDACTED – don’t educate the monkey – PK].

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  23. Clearly, Snitch Bill Schmalfeldt has gone way over the line and committed (REDACTED - Don't Educate the Monkey -PK)

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  24. https://twitter.com/GrouchyOldLib/status/593227566191902722

    So was the last federal lulzsuit, but somebody didn't understand the law on diversity of citizenship and filing in pauperis.

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  25. https://twitter.com/GrouchyOldLib/status/593227286431805440

    yep, we are all screaming alright..screams of LAUGHTER at your ineptitude
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  26. https://twitter.com/GrouchyOldLib/status/593228251729928193

    Does "Where can a crazy old cripple get a drink around here" count?

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  27. Another nonsensical, incorrectly used expression. The difference between Aaron Walker and BS here is that Aaron has respect for the court and rule of law. Aaron Walker timely appealed the unconstitutional restriction and WON. BS did not bother to show up or appeal for his, so he is bound by it.
    https://twitter.com/GrouchyOldLib/status/593226017768120320

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    1. AR1, you know better than to use facts and logic when talking to Fat Ass.
      He's incapable of understanding the first and unable to use the second.

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      1. If William were to look at either his feet or his shoes right now, he'd probably see 12 of them.

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    2. The blowhard is dancing around the fringes of violating it. Guess he figured he was in the clear and would use Hoge's @ handle after he helped get John gulaged.

      http://i.imgur.com/VIPDd8c.jpg

      He tried a second time, too, but conveniently left a "J" out of "wjjhoge." BS has made it perfectly clear he's not all that sure about his Peace Order claims. Sissy.

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      1. BS is also not all that sure what that warm, sticky sensation in the bottom of his underwear is either.

        Poor Shiloh.

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    3. http://www.ilga.gov/legislation/ilcs/ilcs3.asp?ActID=3123&ChapterID=57 IL law explicitly prohibits communication by the respondent about the petitioner once the order is granted. A respondent could appeal that under Brandenburg grounds, if he had the wherewithal to conduct the appeal, and the statutory period for appeals had not elapsed. Failing a successful appeal, such communications would be...problematic. I do wonder if the IL courts are perhaps a bit more serious about such violations than MD is about peace order violations.

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      1. I wonder what IL laws and IL courts would think of someone -- who is under a Stalking No Contact Order -- openly admitting they have contemplated violence and have considered taking matters into their own hands against their victim.

        Here's to hoping that IL takes their orders, and violations of their orders, far more seriously than MD.

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        1. Well, it was sworn under penalty of perjury to a federal court, so I guess it's official .... William Mathew Schmalfeldt isn't just an adjudicated harasser and stalker, he's potentially violent one, too!

          Gee, I wonder if there's anyone else out there with pending actions regarding no contact orders ...

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      2. I can think of a couple of people who have been forwarding his harassment and threats to law enforcement in order to keep a running record which will certainly help and come into play when the time is right.

        I know Dave is paying attention as BS threatened tonight that he will be coming for Dave.

        https://twitter.com/grouchyoldlib/status/593187243168276480

        BS admitting he is potentionally violent adds a new component for sure. And, to think of all those times BS and his fellow goons laughed and rolled their eyes because Hoge was getting a Peace Order against poor, widdle, helpless Biwwy. Now we learn that BS desires to commit violence against those who have orders against him, but only the possibility of going to jail gives him some pause.

        And, lest we forget... BS has an excellent friend with a history of committing brutal violence.

        I hope all Zombie Lickspittles are paying attention, and taking necessary precautions to keep themselves and their families safe.

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  28. Ah, isn't this almost funny? ALMOST. By the way, there is more than one fatal error.

    https://twitter.com/GrouchyOldLib/status/593228422119292928
    https://twitter.com/GrouchyOldLib/status/593228716534321152

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    1. we posted the same basic thing at the same time,
      JINX Reader you owe me a Pepsi!!

      but after all, great minds think alike

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    2. I love the amended complaints! That's where the spelling and grammatical errors get especially grotesque. They almost read like he's suing to be freed from a CIA black site in Thailand.

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    3. Alright Ass Wipe(thats you Bill), I'll bite. I will give you a couple of hints about the fatal flaws that you seem unable to discover. BUT you've got to do two things for me after:
      1) admit that in the late 1980's [REDACTED - don't educate the monkey - PK]
      2) Has Brett Kimberlin ever [REDACTED - don't educate the monkey - PK] Yes or No answer only!! No dodging the question bullshit, just yes or no.

      Hint #1: Go to page [REDACTED - don't educate the monkey - PK] and just look to the bottom of the page.......see it?!!!!

      Hint #2: I know you're not an educated man, especially with regards to the law. But there are some pretty simple rules regarding [REDACTED - don't educate the monkey - PK] and yet, you completely [REDACTED - don't educate the monkey - PK]

      I know my fellow Lickspittles won't mind me giving you these vague hints to your fatal flaws in you most recent LOL Suit. Because you are too freaking stupid to know what to do with them!! Ha ha ha

      If anybody thinks these hints go too far at educating the monkey, please let me know. Or Paul could just delete the comment. The last thing I want to do is help this Blob.

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      1. Holy shit, Sorry guys!!!!!! I didn't read further down the thread where PK has redacted everybody. Please delete these paul!!

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  29. https://twitter.com/GrouchyOldLib/status/593228716534321152

    Nope, better do your own homework there Fat Ass, it's so much funnier to all of us to just wait for you to be slapped down by [REDACTED don't educate the monkey - PK] in court.

    and all we have is FUN!!

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    1. Oh hoh! Page 8 is [REDACTED – don’t educate the monkey – PK]. Too much! Then there's the paragraph about [REDACTED – don’t educate the monkey – PK]. Not to mention [REDACTED – don’t educate the monkey – PK].

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  30. Why not tell you the fatal flaw in para. [REDACTED-DETM!] ? Because I'm not a lawyer and can't be absolutely sure of the fatality and in matters relating to you, fatality is most earnestly desired.

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  31. Well, at Tulane, they taught us to be aware of fatal flaws, they cannot be remedied....

    but what do they know -

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  32. Raven and Shiloh aren't the only dogs in Timcasa, or even William's favorite. He prefers a different breed!

    http://i.imgur.com/B8Fhws3.jpg

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  33. Typical Bill. Begging for information and hints and help.

    The Stalking Sociopath is more than welcome to pound sand.

    https://twitter.com/grouchyoldlib/status/593228716534321152

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      1. Bill said if you bring some Boy Scouts he will pitch a tent.

        Nice of him to make room for us all.

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    1. Yep, I got redacted just for some fairly vague pointers. Got it loud and clear, no help at all, no matter how obvious it is, nor how how obvious it is that Pustule is ineducable. Somebody he listens to just might be...so not even the least hint will be allowed here.

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      1. Bet you'd lose that bet. Took a lot of whiskey to make it through the whole thing.

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  34. Just remember that if this suit is allowed old Bill is gona have to reach deep in the old wallet because the people he will have to deal with do not take IOU's only cash, money orders and certified cashiers checks. Also they do not work cheap, charge extra for out of state.

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  35. I assume you could at least laugh about [REDACTED – don’t educate the monkey – PK], being the BK made the same mistake.

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  36. Holy cow. Whoever mentioned these Lewy bodies is on to something. I found an explanation for the Schmycle:

    "People with LBD may swing dramatically between good days—high alertness and few cognitive or movement problems—and bad days, and the level of care they require thus may vary widely and unpredictably. Sharp changes in behavior may be due to the day-to-day variability of LBD, but they may also be triggered by changes in the schedule or home environment, or by physical problems, such as constipation, dehydration, bladder infection, injuries from falls, and other problems a person with LBD may not be able to convey to caregivers. Potential physical problems should always be checked out when an individual with LBD becomes agitated."

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    1. I have wondered if here was a possibility of a misdiagnosis of Bill for just these very reasons.

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  37. "Where is the "level of libel"? Saying I had oral sex with my dead twin brother? That I had sex with a tranny?"
    The Liberal Grouch ‏@GrouchyOldLib 5:05 AM - 28 April 2015

    I didn't know he had oral sex with his twin brother after his brother died!!

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  38. Had fun going back through the twitter feed to see what I missed today. Apparently Bill thinks I'm a "never was, never accomplished" with "shitty grammar".

    I'll ignore the grammar comment, since anyone who can read knows who has more problems on that front. 😀

    BS loves denigrating people for their supposed lack of accomplishments. He still hasn't listed any that normal people consider real accomplishments.

    On the other hand.....

    Zombies don't think being remembered for creating un-funny satire involving the anal rape of boy scouts is anything to be proud of. (They also know how to use the spelling and grammar check functions in their word processors.)

    Zombies don't think it a badge of honor to not be able to write above a 4 on the Fleisch-Kincaid scale. Not that there is anything wrong with writing pieces at that level, but it's not the be-all and end-all of literary achievement and the professional journals will look at you funny if you submit a paper written to that level.

    Zombies know that most PD patients don't use their disease as an excuse for behaving like an entitled special snowflake.

    Zombies have friends and social lives outside their houses and computers. They don't put hating people on the internet over having a real life involving things like family and health and gardens and college.

    Zombies know that when they finally, really die for real, other zombies will miss them. They also know that they'll never have to worry about being alone and abandoned by family and friends when they start falling apart as they get closer to their final day. (Because, sadly, we zombies all know that eventually we will have problems with bits failing or falling off, and even Frankenstein and Igor haven't perfected the replacement process. Yet.)

    BS wishes he had it as good as us poor never was, never accomplished zombies.

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    1. That's because you didn't get a column on The Green Sheet of the Bugfuck Sentinel which is the benchmark for success in the journalamism sphere.

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      1. Damn, I forgot all about that incredible piece of writing! Helping edit scientific conference proceedings (with name credit) pales in comparison. 🙁

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  39. Well, the Boss sure had to redact a lot yesterday. Can we talk about this on the next scheduled conference call/WebEX? The dial-in number has changed: (443) 853-5660, the pass code has not.

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  40. Free legal advice for Bill Schmalfeldt:

    https://viewfromnl.wordpress.com/2015/04/29/free-legal-advice/

    You're welcome, Bill.

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