Zombie Goose

I saw a photo online recently. It was disturbing and hilarious at the same time.  But I also reminded me of a favorite nursery rhyme from when I was just a toddler zombie.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.  

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One fell off and bumped his head!
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said: 

NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED! 

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Four little monkeys jumping on the bed. 

 
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One fell off and bumped his head!
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said: 

NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED!

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Three little monkeys jumping on the bed.

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One fell off and bumped his head! Mama called the doctor and the doctor said: 

NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED!

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Two little monkeys jumping on the bed.

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One fell off and bumped his head! Mama called the doctor and the doctor said: 

NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED!

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One little monkey jumping on the bed.

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He fell off and bumped his head! Mama called the doctor and the doctor said: 

NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED!


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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

12 thoughts on “Zombie Goose”

  1. OMG Krendler. Don't you know that picture is under copyright? I have no doubt you will be sued. Oh wait, you are being sued. Maybe, just maybe, you can claim fair use. I wonder if the copyright was properly filed. I don't know whether those things apply in Maryland: I am only licensed to practice in Zombieland. (Don't ask what I practice there: some things even zombies fear to tell.)

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  2. The monkey in the mask could not cut it as a wrestler, I guess that's why he is trying his moves on a defenseless bed!

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  3. What are the odds that picture was taken by a man? I'm guessing 100%. You know...govt trip, coworker who gave him the 'eye'. IYKWIMAITYD

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    1. Isn't there a pic floating around somewhere of The Elkridge Horror™ on a National Institutes of Health business trip posing with what could pass for either a prostitute or a tranny (or, a tranny prostitute)?

      Curious if the aforementioned encounter was on the same NIH business trip as when the BDSM hotel pic was taken. *hmm*

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