Your Moment of Zombie Zen

In those rare moments when I get upset about life, times when I get cranky because I haven’t had a tasty brain, I have this one lovely thought that always seems to calm me down…

Somewhere, in a park eating ice cream or at the mall food court munching a soft pretzel or eight rows up in the bleachers at a middle school basketball game, there’s a skeezy 35 year old dude in a ratty Motley Crüe t-shirt giving Brett Kimberlin’s daughter the same kind of hungry eyes that he used to give Sandi Barton’s daughter.

And Brett Kimberlin knows it.

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

19 thoughts on “Your Moment of Zombie Zen”

  1. Oh, please. Of course he knows it. The problem is he sympathizes with the afore described scumbag.

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  2. Did you ever stop to think how he would react if some 30 something drug dealer started coming by the house and slinking off with his daughter for a week at a time? Wonder if he would be ok with it?

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    1. You know it's extremely disgusting and immoral. I know it's extremely disgusting and immoral. ALMOST everyone knows its extremely disgusting and immoral, not to mention illegal.

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      1. In other words, if it's considered normal conduct, I imagine it would hardly bother him. Sorry to blow your Zombie Zen.

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  3. If the daughter were of age, then I would imagine a nice young Zombie Lickspittle courting her would really get under his skin ;). Not to mention it would give her a chance at normalcy.

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    1. On information and belief, the elder daughter is approximately fourteen years old.

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      1. I wasn't serious anyway. I wouldn't suggest anyone go anywhere near that family unless you're with LE or child protective services. IYKWIM

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  4. The daughter's Facebook page will be very informative if they ever look into his finances to figure out how he manages to afford her regular trips to Nashville and studio time. Great money management on 18 K a year

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    1. seems like the always called by Brett IRS might ask the same question

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