Yeah, Well…You Know…

3-20-2015 7-53-41 PM

U SEEM UPSET

 

You know what might help?

 

And you know, I never said anything about shoving a cat up your ass.  In fact, I don’t recall mentioning you at all.  But if you find common ground with your average, garden-variety, everyday deranged, trailer-dwelling cyberstalker, then who am I to argue?

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

11 thoughts on “Yeah, Well…You Know…”

  1. Krendler never mentioned the name Bill Schmalfeldt. Nope. Not at all. Nor did Krendler say anything about shoving a cat up someone's "ass."

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  2. Oh, crap. I'm sorry, I read about shoving a cat up someone's ass and just started laughing. and laughing. and laughing. Yup, I think it _is_ comedy. (way funnier than anything on Comedy Central) (Except for maybe old John Candy movies)

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    1. I agree. Stuffing someone with a dog is not as funny. Unless it's a POOdle.

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    1. True fact: Cabin Boy's ass has been known to contribute more to intelligent conversations than his mouth.

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  3. Y'know, now that he mentions it, it does sound like a funny idea. Let's get a mob, some torches, some pitchforks, and a cat and take a walk.

    ASSORTED VILLAGERS
    Yes!
    The monster!
    Stuff the cap up the monster!
    The monster must be destroyed!

    BURGOMEISTER
    Now see here! Before we go running
    about, stuffing cats in people, we'd better
    make damned sure of our facts. A
    cat stuffing is an ugly thing... and once
    you get one started -- there's
    little chance of stopping it short
    of bloodshed.

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