Time with [She Who Must Be Off Limits, unlike Mrs. Hoge, Mrs. Stranahan, Mrs. Grady, Mrs. Walker, Mrs. McCain, the Daughters Johnson and the Daughter Gryffon…oh, for fuck’s sake – GAIL! Her name is Gail! Gail, Gail, Gail! Sue me!] is the most important thing to me, now more than ever.
– W.M. Schmalfeldt
This quote will remain at the top of this blog until one of the following (in approximate order of likelihood):
- 1. He dies
- 2. He starts to behave as if he believes what he has said
- 3. He leaves the internet for two whole weeks
I’ll be over here not turning blue.