You might think your average Zombie would not be religious. You would be wrong. The central figure of Christianity is a guy who was killed, and the ROSE FROM THE DEAD TO WALK THE EARTH.
You better believe a Zombie is down with that.
So, today being a day before another day, I thought it might be useful and encouraging to offer up a few words for John as he prepares for the coming tribulation.
The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want for brains.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
He restoreth my brains: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for I killed and ate the brains of all the evil creatures in the valley; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies, with their shotguns, their samurai swords and their machetes: thou anointest my head with cerebrospinal fluid; my cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the morgue (aka brain vending machine) of the Lord for ever.