For teh EPIC Monkeydancing Dick Stomp You Perpetrated Today

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

19 thoughts on “For teh EPIC Monkeydancing Dick Stomp You Perpetrated Today”

  1. William should re-title the current lulzsuit “Old Yeller” because he just took it in the yard and blew its goddamned head off! Right there, for everybody to hear and download!

    It was the world's most highly produced suicide note. He went full R. Budd Dwyer on his podcast!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT8lW73jexU

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    1. Ladies and gentlemen, today's episode of Blood on the Microphone is an object lesson on the importance of impulse control.

      Please exercise it.William can't, which is how he got where he is today.

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      1. One more point. William's parody of a parody was highly produced. The musical beds swelled and dropped with his reading. It synced almost perfectly.

        That. Took. Him. ALL. DAY.

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      1. Sadly, no one will release the rights to that part of the tape. It's difficult to track down online.

        Besides, this is a family blog!

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      2. Holy fuck. It's just like when you shoot a pig. Good thing I've seen that sort of thing many times before and am not a special flower.

        Warning about Pablo's post. Do not click unless you are used to this sort of thing. Live Leak does have a click through warning though, plus you have to press play.

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        1. Neither am I a special flower, having been on both the giving and receiving ends of gunshot wounds. I just don't need to see that one.

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        2. Yep, Dwyer's demise was pretty intense. The crazy thing is that some of the local newscasts (WPVI-6 in Philadelphia in particular) replayed this footage multiple times without a preceding warning. Crazy.

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    2. Except that to be fair to Mr. Dwyer, it came out later that his conviction had been based on a lie gained by offering someone a lesser sentence if he would testify against Mr. Dwyer. Dwyer's public suicide was in reaction to the destruction wrought by others with malice aforethought.

      What those of you with the stomach for it listened to today was entirely self inflicted. Which I think puts it in a class all of its own.

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      1. Such a shame that Mr Dwyer was driven to such an end. However for Billy? The self immolation is completely brought upon by himself. Does he not realize that all we are doing is commenting and mocking that which he has put forward himself? I don't notice anyone hiring a PI and digging up information about him that no one would have known because it's not on the internet. I don't notice anyone calling him and hounding him to answer questions that they have no right to the answers. And it's things that he himself has placed on the internet! HE PUT THEM THERE! We wouldn't know about it if he didn't put it out there for crying out loud.

        He will never understand this. SMH

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    1. No, I think "top himself" was the proper word choice. That's exactly what he did today.

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    1. It's his podcast. His beautiful, beautiful podcast.

      https://www.spreaker.com/user/bloodymike/parody-is-a-dish-best-served-well-done

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      1. Dear Lord. Maybe instead of suing people, he should be applying to the NEA for a grant for performance art? At least this has the benefit of making people laugh as well as serving as a cautionary tale, unlike many of the pieces of crap they fund.

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