32 thoughts on “Well, Regardless of the Answer…”

  1. Regardless of whether or not they give you a tin cup, Billy better remember to bring the soap-on-a-rope. I'm pretty sure, even with his fixations, he's not going to enjoy shower time.

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  2. Tin cups are not provided, plastic tumbler for all purpose beverage usage is. No soap on a rope allowed, in fact, other than a list that will be provided upon booking, virtually nothing will be allowed into the jail, they are considered contraband and possession is punished by a few days or weeks in the hole, sans everything including the jumpsuit. Naked and shivering he'll spend his time wallowing on a cold concrete 'bed', no linens, no blankie or pillow and no wheelchair. He won't need it, he's not going anywhere. His toilet is next to his head and just on the otherside of the toilet is the feeding slot. That;s where he will get his three times a day 'loaf' given to those in AdSeg (Administrative Segregation, i.e., 'the hole'). Some county lockups allow family to send underwear (white only, inmate name in waistband or in t-shirt collar in indelible ink). Some allow sneakers (again, only white and only velcro closures). Pretty much nothing else. During the booking process he will be evaluated medically. His treatment will be determined by a jail physician, including the use of devices such as a cane, walker or wheelchair. Remember, county jails routinely confiscate artificial limbs, dentures, eyeglasses and yes, wheelchairs.

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      1. Or just a pain in the ass and loudmouthed. Saw a fellow inmate shanked to death because he snored and when woken and told to roll off his back he responded "Fuck You" and was dead less than a minute later.

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    1. Pretty, pretty chilling, Paul.

      Blob should probably focus less on his snark about taking a tin cup with him to jail, and start working on taking a newfound skill: The ability to keep his smartass cakehole shut.

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    2. Don't say I never tried to help:

      http://www.howardcosheriff.com/corrections/Misc%20Info.html

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      1. You wanted...
        http://www.howardcountymd.gov/displayprimary.aspx?id=6442461183#schedule

        We should visit here if the Blob gets locked up and buy him tons and tons of soap.
        https://www.accesscatalog.com/shop/index.html?ProgramID=208

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  3. He ought to be happy that he isn't going to Joe Arpaio's jail in Maricopa County, Arizona. Tent city. Bunk, and porta potty and the desert critters. Baloney sandwiches and pink prison garb.

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    1. I used to live in AZ...and drove by the tent city a few times. You also see the "chain gang" in their pink jumpsuits cleaning up garbage on the side of the free way

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    1. Humor? ROFL!!

      Naw.... more "woe-is-me" junior high school drama queen bullshit.

      After that fat bastards comments about Connie H. and possibly calling the authorities for a "welfare check...."

      Fuck him. I hope a veritable tsunami of woe rains down on that dick dented cranium.

      And fuck that piece of crap Fergie too.

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  4. While it is rather nice to contemplate the justice-to-be-done being condign and thorough, I don't expect Fatboy will get anything more than a slap on the wrist. This is Maryland we're talking about, eh?

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  5. Bill should heed Mr. Lemmen's posts and take them to heart. He should also stay out of sight, out of mind on social media to avoid further self incrimination.Bill might want to starting finding an attorney along with finding a way in which to pay for assisted care for his wife. But then again, Bill is just too stupid and/or too mentally ill to act in decent, ethical, and honorable way.

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  6. Seaman E.Ter muses; "...his pal Neal n Bob is using MY WIFE'S PICTURE as his avatar? Perhaps @WPTF might ask Dave Alexander about that.

    This is what passes as being "scary" to Schmalfeldt.

    I have written Arrow Financial and have requested info as relates to Gail Schmalfeldt stiffing them for over 1400 bucks. I told them I have a Word Press blog and that makes me a journalist.

    I'll keep you all posted.

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      1. Havoc!

        What? no, its not my fault, she made me do it! arrest her she told me to do it! and those aren't my dogs and I have no idea how they got out of the yard.

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  7. It's possible that Mayo would make a serviceable jailhouse lubricant, so there's that.

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  8. So the Big Guy who always calls people cowards because they protect their tweets or don't answer him has bravely deleted the photos of ukuleledave and of his house. To think just yesterday he was pretty proud of posting that crap online.

    I guess someone figured out that they may have gone too far with too many RO/PO's already in their name.

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    1. The pics are still in Blob's photo gallery on his Twitter account.

      And, to quote... well everybody -- The internet is forever.

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      1. Weird. They were not showing up for me when I posted that. I checked just now and they are showing up again.

        I will blame that on a twitter glitch and not BS then.

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