72 thoughts on “Suspended!!”

      1. Even I'm stunned by his latest tweets. As much as he sucks at doxing, he sucks even worse at trying to appear to be nice. I haven't seen that many "I"s since Obama's last presser. I've seen this act of his before.

        " I could probably be more help if I knew whether the cancer was localized, which vertebrae were involved, and how much it has spread."

        I mean........WHAT?!

      2. And John won't hold it against him.

        Preening nitwit.

        Just what Hoge needs, a freaking flunkie who wrote websites for the NIH pretending he's a doctor.

  1. I am beginning to believe that the Cabin Boy really is a Zombie, always returning from the dead. Or not. Creepy either way. Maybe the Law, in just a few more weeks will end this Internet Zombie Apocalypse, once and for all.

  2. Bill just doesn't get it:

    Bill Schmalfeldt @weltschmerz2015 · 2m 2 minutes ago
    Because I would not feel right sitting on this information, I wrote a polite e-mail to Mr. Hoge offering to assist navigating thru red tape

    Everything's about him. EVERYTHING.

  3. Let's assume for a (very brief) moment Bill really wanted only to help, and not stoke his already gargantuan ego. This is what a normal human would have done:

    Bill Schmalfeldt @weltschmerz2015 · 2m 2 minutes ago
    John, I know we've had our differences but I'm willing to put them aside in order to help your wife. Having worked at the NIH, I may still have contacts that would help you if you decided to enroll in a clinical trial. Just email me at XXXX@schamlfeldt.org if you want info.

    Simple. No violation. No histrionics. No ego stroking.

    1. The "assume good will on Bill Schmalfeldt's part" train has left the station, LONG LONG AGO.

      When Bill Schmalfeldt drops his bullshit suit (which even he knows cannot end well for him) and quits his lying, faildoxing ways I'd be the first one to praise him for turning over a new leaf.

      Of course, that's about as likely as Obama getting an honorary lifetime membership in the NRA.

      1. That's going to happen sooner rather than later.


        Once again, Blob's mouth has been writing million dollar checks while his ass can't make change for a quarter.

    2. He is so dicpicable! He makes me sick!

      He fancies himself a brave hero when in reality he's just a disgusting, pathetic piece of garbage and when John doesn't respond the way he wants he'll use that as an excuse to attack and be even more dicpicable.

      He hasn't gotten me mad in a very long time but right now I could just spit on him.

      1. Lauren, spitting would be too kind.

        He really is dreadful. Were it not that I wish to (as far as a stranger might) shield Mrs. Hoge from his malice, I would actually cut loose with some fairly awful invective. There may come a day when I do not restrain myself.

    3. Exactly, Perry - and then an actual human, instead of an obscenity failing at trying to appear human, would not have mentioned the name "Hoge" again. Period.

  4. https://twitter.com/weltschmerz2015/status/566400345837162497

    Fuck you, you sand-encrusted cunt.

    I've never said a single negative thing about your wife, you drain-bramaged fucktard! Perhaps you're confused by all the sock-puppets you wield, but we "people" are more than one person.

    How hard is it for you to comprehend that all ANYONE wants from you is for you to GO THE FUCK AWAY? Actually, I know you comprehend it.. You just can't HANDLE IT.

    You can't help in any small way. You wouldn't know sincerity if it bit you on your shit-smeared ass.





  5. How does insulting me help Hoge's wife? How does it help Hoge deal with this horrible time in their lives? - Bill Schmalfeldt

    You have NOTHING TO OFFER. Your bullshit is just that: BULLSHIT. You are a nobody, a LESS than nobody, you are a quasi-human bounced check.

    Hoge is not your friend. NOBODY among the Lickspittles is your friend.

    YOU ARE NOT WELCOME. The court orders are a SUBTLE HINT.


    Or, admit by your actions you're a fucking psychopath who insists on inflicting himself on people who want nothing to do with you, and make that fact clear in no uncertain terms.

  6. "This implies a level of blind hatred that I just cannot understand. " - Bill Schmalfeldt

    "Blind hatred"? Because someone jokes about compiling a list for you of folks deserving of an apology, and I riff on the joke by implying that everyone you've spoken to in your life is on that list?

    What a whiny cunt you are. Pity poor Bill Schmalfeldt, blindly hated by those meanies! Because, after all, it's always about you, right?

    Asshole, you've harassed a man who has displayed all the good character you lack.

    I don't know about your twisted mental processes, but over here in SanityLand, when you frivolously and vexatiously sue someone you are no longer their friend.


    GO AWAY.

  7. "Focus that hatred into positive energy and turn it toward Connie Hoge." - Bill Schmalfeldt

    Fuck you, Bill. When I want spiritual advice from a asinine deranged cyber-stalking asshole, YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW.

  8. "First, I'm going to wait and see if the court will approve my IFP motion. If they don't, game over. If they approve it, then if Hoge will permit it, and his wife's condition is as serious as it seems to be, I would be willing to discuss dropping him from the lawsuit, given certain conditions are met. In fact, if Hoge wants to discuss this sooner rather than later, he knows my e-mail." - Bill Schmalfeldt

    How fucking magnanimous of you.

    "Given certain conditions"? Really? You're going there?

    Bill, I say this with the utmost sincerity: You are the most profoundly persuasive argument for retroactive birth control I've ever encountered.

    Hopefully you'll get that IFP crumpled into a ball and tossed in your face before the cops come to arrest you for violating the Peace Order AGAIN.

  9. "I just love it when people who have never met me, never spoken to me and don't know the first thing about me" - Bill Schmalfeldt

    Yes, poor widdle misunderstood Bill Schmalfeldt.

    Fucker, we know you from your words and your deeds.

    We know about your incontinence, your impotence, that fact you've been cuckolded by multiple wives, your harassment and stalking of so many innocent people... BECAUSE YOU HAVE TOLD US!

    Quit expecting us to pity you, Bill. Your life is not our fault. Own your failure, you worked hard on it.

  10. "Here's a new rule I'd like to propose." - Bill Schmalfeldt

    Here's my rule, and your input isn't being solicitied: Bill Schmalfelt can fuck off and die, and the rest of the world can carry on just fine without you.

    "If I have personally harmed you, please contact me"

    I would, but you've blocked me on twitter... and when anyone e-mails you, you drop whatever pretense you concocted in favor of trying to use the e-mail in one of your infamous faildoxes.

    Thanks, fucktard, but I'll pass.

  11. "use the occasion to apologize to me." - Bill Schmalfeldt

    Bill, I'm really sorry that you're such a worthless cunt of a deranged cyber-stalking fail-doxing psychotic nutjob that's too stupid to simply leave people alone who have informed you they want no contact from you.

    It pains me so to have to point out your lies, your hypocrisy, and your meandering forays into Bat-Shit-Crazy-Land.

    Please accept this apology in the spirit in which it's offered. And... Eat shit and die, cocksucker.

  12. "because my life is none of your fucking business" - Bill Schmalfeldt

    When you respect the boundaries of other people's private lives, you can complain about people invading yours.

    Until then, enjoy life under the microscope, Ms. Schmalstreisand.

    1. Seriously? He said that?

      Because I am given to understand that, today, he decided to make a number of personal remarks about me (I haven't actually perused them, though I have the link, and have seen screen-shots of at least two remarkes) which are, frankly, irrelevant to the general public.

  13. In other words, if he hasn't rained on our personal parade, but he has screwed with people we like and admire, then we should stay quiet. Yeah. That's really not going to happen. The very public Bill Schmalfeldt, writer and parodist will have his writing and actions critiqued. People will comment on his public Twitter rants. Folks will chuckle over his very painful books. And when he tries to make light of anal rape involving unwilling adults or underage Boy Scouts, people will take notice. Learn to deal.

  14. "Any further harassment will be dealt with through legal channels." - Bill Schmalfeldt

    More impotent threats, you impotent cuckold?

    You can be left alone any time you choose. I can't count the number of times that you've gone off on a butt-hurt sulk... and been utterly ignored.

    But you can't handle that, can you?

    Because the ugly truth is that the Lickspittles are the only thing you have to keep the vast abyss of utter irrelevance and solitude at bay. That's why you keep acting as if you expect us to sympathize with you, even to help you along.

    You're so fucking deluded you can't distinguish your friends from your enemies... and since you've no reliable friends you cling to reliable enemies.

    Pathetic. If you weren't such a useless and vile piece of shit, I'd pity you. Instead, you can only inspire revulsion and contempt.

    Go away, Bill. You have no friends here. Or anywhere else, for that matter.

    Just enemies, handlers, and those who don't know you enough to despise you.

  15. "Or get on with your lives." - Bill Schmalfeldt

    What an arrogant cocksucker you are. You flatter yourself that you'd be able to interrupt our lives.

    You're a freak, and freaks belong in SIDESHOWS. That's all you are to us. A source of amusement, something to be jeered at.

    As you've said yourself... You'll be dead soon enough. And you know, and we know: You'll be missed by NO ONE. Your life is nothing more than a pebble tossed into a pond, which will disappear with nary a ripple.

  16. "I'm tired of fighting with people I don't even know, people I could care less about."

    Bullshit. Strangers are all you've got. Even you've admitted that those that know you want nothing to do with you.

    "Deal? Deal."

    Are you so deluded as to think you're dictating terms to anyone? Or is this just your way of being pissy and annoying because you know your impotence is obvious to all?

    No deal, Bill. GO AWAY. Nobody will stop you, nobody will miss you. Oblivion is calling for you: Embrace it.

  17. You know I was going come here and make my first post about the human debris' tweets this evening but I see viewfromnl pretty much covered it for me. Well done! (Love the avatar BTW)

    1. Welcome, wffoley. Don't worry about whether the ground has already been covered - it wasn't covered by you. 😀

  18. "climb out of my ass because nothing I've done is any of your business and two years of being bothered by morons"

    Yeah, Bill. You're just a totally innocent bystander who has been persecuted for years now.

    Please. How stupid do you think we are? How stupid and deluded and lacking in self-awareness are YOU?

    None of our business? But, Bill! We're JOURNALISTS! We're just ASKING QUESTIONS! What do you have to hide? We're just following the Bill Schmalfeldt Rules of Journalistic Ethics.

    We can't help you if you won't help yourself, Bill. Think about all you have to lose, and for what? WE WANT IT ALL, BILL!

    BWHAHAHAHA. I crack myself up.

    1. There is iron in your words of hate, and so there must iron in your words of like.
      So should it always be between men.

      from "All I learned at MTSU I learned from paraphrasing movie lines"

  19. I am not going to apologize to Witless Willie because I sincerely believe that he has been an evil, worthless excuse of a man. However, I shall stop writing about him if he stops writing about the Hoges, who have more important problems to deal with, AND if he stops bringing suit against the Hoges. That one decent thing would be enough to divert my attention to worthier targets.

    1. He tweeted that he doesn't believe in his LOLsuit enough to pay the fee, so when the court rules he has to pay, he's dropping it.

  20. Bill, there is one way to show that you're sincere:

    Repudiate Brett Kimberlin.

    You call him your friend. You say he's paid his debt to society and just wants to live his life.

    He hasn't paid his debt. He still owes Sandra DeLong. He took her husband's life. He took away a father and grandfather. He took away Carl DeLong's future.

    I believe you love Gail. If some asshole took her from you and refused to take any responsibility for it, how would you feel? What if a court found them responsible and then they sued you? How would you feel about that? What if they told you they just wanted to get on with their life, that it was all in the past and people should just move on. How would you feel about that? Would you call that person your friend? Would you stick up for that person?

    For most of us, our beef is with Brett, not you. He's a scumbag. But you, and Fergie and Osborne don't get it. You don't think Carl DeLong's life mattered. You don't think his wife, children and grandchildren matter.

    I do. That's why I'm pissed. And until you man up and call Brett out, you're sympathies ring hollow. I don't believe you. I can't take the word of anyone who would call Brett Kimberlin their friend.

    1. I like this comment (Dear WordPress, still waiting for the infinite like button), but that would not be enough to make me leave Bill alone.

      He knows what he must do. He is incapable of doing it.

  21. What did the Stranahans, the McCains, and the Walkers have to do with him? Nothing. He interjected himself into their lives because of BK. They had never done anything to him. This proposal is nothing more than the equivalent of a Hamas cease fire: meaningless, offered for the purpose of buying time to regroup.

    1. What did the Stranahans, the McCains, and the Walkers have to do with him? Nothing.

      Notice how much Bill responds to any perceived slight with volumes of tweets, yet every time this point is brought up he ignores it completely.

      That says everything we ever needed to know about Bill, with or without personally meeting him.

  22. How shocking. The Dick Dented One is weaving his usual empty threat / cajoling mind muddled mush. Trying to be both agreeable and intimidating. We all know he is neither.

    One would think James Taylor was en-route to Westminster with an acoustic guitar.

  23. Oh my goodness... the abject stupidity of the delusions is breathtaking. The freakshow not only thought he'd found an ugly-face saving way to get out of his doomed LOLsuit, he also expanded his hallucination into the RICO suit.

    But the good news is, he's going private again, so we'll have a new pool on when that stops. If he actually does it, of course. Lying liar again claimed he was leaving twitter earlier this month, but we see how that worked out.

  24. It's the only thing that may finally get through the dementia and narcissism, Howard.

    It's just incredible that with his history, with all of his own words and deeds a matter of the internet record - FOREVER - that even someone as stupid and demented as he would think there was a chance of anything other than more humiliation when his best laid plan blew up in his face - AGAIN.

    Just because he doesn't remember yesterday, doesn't mean the rest of us don't. Again, the internet is FOREVER.

  25. The idiot has lost whatever mind he has left. To get to know the real him and prove what a great guy he is, he post press releases that he wrote about himself! Dear God how tone deaf can you be???

  26. Remember to pray today.
    Molieben for the Sick

    Priest: Blessed is our God, always, now and ever, and unto the ages of ages.

    Choir: Amen. O Heavenly King …

    Deacon: In peace, let us pray to the Lord.

    Choir: Lord, have mercy.

    Deacon: For the peace from above and for the salvation of our souls, let us pray to the Lord.

    Choir: Lord, have mercy.

    Deacon: That He will not turn His face away from His suffering servant, and will not despise the prayer we offer for her today, but will grant her health in His goodness and love for mankind, let us pray to the Lord.

    Choir: Lord, have mercy.

    Deacon: That she who is sick may be quickly delivered from her afflictions and raised from her sickbed by the Almighty Word of God, let us pray to the Lord.

    Choir: Lord, have mercy.

    Deacon: That every illness in her body may be healed by the visitation of the Holy Spirit, let us pray to the Lord.

    Choir: Lord, have mercy.

    Deacon: That the merciful God will hear the cries of His unworthy servants, as He accepted the pleading of the Canaanite woman, and will hear the servant of God Connie, let us pray to the Lord.

    Choir: Lord, have mercy.

    Deacon: For our deliverance from all affliction, wrath, danger, and necessity, let us pray to the Lord.

    Choir: Lord, have mercy.

    Deacon: Help us, save us, have mercy on us, and keep us, O God, by Thy grace.

    Choir: Lord, have mercy.

    Deacon: Commemorating our most holy, most pure, most blessed and glorious Lady Theotokos and ever-Virgin Mary with all the saints, let us commend ourselves and each other, and all our life unto Christ our God.

    Choir: To Thee, O Lord.

    Priest: For Thou art a good God and lovest mankind, and unto Thee we ascribe glory: to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit, now and ever and unto the ages of ages.

    Choir: Amen.

    Troparion, Tone 4

    Thou alone canst help us, O Christ! Visit Thy suffering servants! Deliver her from sickness and affliction! Raise her up to sing Thy praise, O Lover of man, through the prayers of the Theotokos!

    Glory to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit, now and ever and unto the ages of ages. Amen.

    Troparion, Tone 2

    O Saviour, Thou healed the paralytic carried to Thee! Thou raised Peter’s mother-in-law from her infirmity! Take pity on Thy servants! Heal her sickness, and forgive all her sins. Thou hast borne our affliction, O Mighty Lord, Thou hast carried all our sorrows, O Lover of man!

    Priest: Let us attend! Peace be unto all!

    Reader: And to thy spirit!

    Deacon: Wisdom!

    Reader: Have mercy on me, O Lord, for I am weak; heal me, O Lord, for my bones are troubled.

    Reader: For in death there is no remembrance of Thee; in the grave who can give Thee praise?

    Choir: (repeats) Have mercy on me, O Lord, for I am weak; heal me, O Lord, for my bones are troubled.

    Reader: Have mercy on me, O Lord, for I am weak.

    Choir: Heal me, O Lord, for my bones are troubled.

    Deacon: Wisdom!

    Reader: The reading from the Epistle of the Holy Apostle James.

    Deacon: Let us attend!

    Epistle Reading (James 5:10-16).

    Brethren, take the prophets, who spoke in the name of the Lord, as an example of suffering and patience. Indeed we count them blessed who endure. You have heard of the perseverance of Job and seen the end intended by the Lord – that the Lord is very compassionate and merciful. But above all, my brethren, do not swear, either by heaven or by earth or with any other oath. But let your “Yes,” be “Yes,” and your “No,” “No,” lest you fall into judgment. Is anyone among you suffering? Let him pray. Is anyone cheerful? Let him sing psalms. Is anyone among you sick? Let him call for the elders of the church, and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord. And the prayer of faith will save the sick, and the Lord will raise him up. And if he has committed sins, he will be forgiven. Confess your trespasses to one another, and pray for one another, that you may be healed. The effective, fervent prayer of a righteous man avails much.

    Gospel Reading (Matt. 8:1-17).

    At that time, when He had come down from the mountain, great multitudes followed Him. And behold, a leper came and worshiped Him, saying, “Lord, if You are willing, You can make me clean.” Then Jesus put out His hand and touched him, saying, “I am willing; be cleansed.” Immediately his leprosy was cleansed. And Jesus said to him, “See that you tell no one; but go your way, show yourself to the priest, and offer the gift that Moses commanded, as a testimony to them.” Now when Jesus had entered Capernaum, a centurion came to Him, pleading with Him, saying, “Lord, my servant is lying at home paralyzed, dreadfully tormented.” And Jesus said to him, “I will come and heal him.” The centurion answered and said, “Lord, I am not worthy that You should come under my roof. But only speak a word, and my servant will be healed. For I also am a man under authority, having soldiers under me. And I say to this one, ‘Go,’ and he goes; and to another, ‘Come,’ and he comes; and to my servant, ‘Do this,’ and he does it.” When Jesus heard it, He marveled, and said to those who followed, “Assuredly, I say to you, I have not found such great faith, not even in Israel! And I say to you that many will come from east and west, and sit down with Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob in the kingdom of heaven. But the sons of the kingdom will be cast out into outer darkness. There will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.” Then Jesus said to the centurion, “Go your way; and as you have believed, so let it be done for you.” And his servant was healed that same hour. Now when Jesus had come into Peter’s house, He saw his wife’s mother lying sick with a fever. So He touched her hand, and the fever left her. And she arose and served them. When evening had come, they brought to Him many who were demon-possessed. And He cast out the spirits with a word, and healed all who were sick, that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by Isaiah the prophet, saying: “He Himself took our infirmities and bore our sicknesses.”

    The Augmented Litany

    Deacon: Have mercy on us, O God, according to Thy great goodness, we pray Thee, hearken and have mercy.

    Choir: Lord have mercy (thrice).

    Deacon: O Healer of souls and bodies, with broken and repentant hearts we fall down before Thee. Heal every sickness and evil passion afflicting Thy servant Connie. Forgive her every transgression, whether voluntary or involuntary, and in the goodness of Thy heart quickly raise her from her bed of illness, we beg Thee Lord, hearken and have mercy.

    Choir: Lord have mercy (thrice).

    Deacon: O Merciful Lord, Who desires not the death of the sinner, but that he should turn from his wickedness and live, take pity on Thy servant Connie. Heal her sickness, take away the pain, forgive her sins, for we are conceived in sin, and our hearts incline to evil even from birth. As Thou didst deliver the daughter of Jairus from the jaws of death, stretch forth Thy strong right hand and raise her from this bed of pain and restore her quickly to health, we beg Thee, Lord, hear us and have mercy.

    Choir: Lord have mercy (thrice).

    Deacon: O Lord, by a touch of Thy hand Peter’s mother-in-law was healed of her fever. By the tender mercy of Thy compassionate heart heal today the illness of Thy servant Connie, for her affliction is great, and she has no hope except in Thee, O fountain of healings, we beg Thee, Lord, hear us and have mercy.

    Choir: Lord have mercy (thrice).

    Deacon: O Lord, Thou didst accept the tears of Hezekiah when he begged Thee to preserve him from death; Thou didst receive the repentance of Manasseh and the Ninevites and the humble confession of David. As Thou didst quickly have mercy on them, so also receive our prayer and restore Thy suffering servant to health, for Thou art our mighty fortress, the hope of the hopeless, O Fountain of Life and Immortality, in tears we fall down before Thee; hear us, Lord, and have mercy.

    Choir: Lord have mercy (thrice).

    Priest: Hear us, O God our Saviour, the hope of all the ends of the earth and of those far off upon the sea, and show mercy, show mercy O Master, upon us sinners.

    Choir: Amen.

    Priest: O Almighty Master of all and Holy King; Who chasteneth but destroyeth not; Who givest strength to the falling and raisest up those who have fallen; Who gives healing to mortal flesh, we beg Thee, visit Thy suffering servant Connie, with Thy grace; heal her illness, and forgive all her sins both voluntary and involuntary. Yes, O Lord, send down Thy healing power from on high; soothe the pain, cool the fever, calm the mind, and ease her suffering and distress. In Thy great mercy, be a physician to Thy servant; raise her from her bed of pain and suffering. Restore her in safety and health to Thy holy Church, that she may accomplish all things well-pleasing to Thee. For thine it is to have mercy and to save us, O Christ our God, and unto Thee we ascribe glory, together with Thy Father who is from everlasting, and Thine all-holy, good, and life-creating Spirit, now and ever and unto the ages of ages.

    Choir: Amen.


      1. Heh. Great timing. Our pastor just sent a message to parishoners telling us, because of the bad weather expected, that we should stay home if we doubted out safety. When I expressed doubt, my wife pointed out we have a Suburban.

        I hate it when she's right.

  27. "Dear John, I write with some very important tips to get help. Tips that only I know about. First, you call this lady in public relations, she'll write a press release (make sure she mentions me), then you go to this website and search "bone cancer"."

    Gee, thanks. Oncologists the world over swoon.


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