88 thoughts on “Oh, How I Love This!”

  1. Bill Schmalfeldt @weltschmerz2015
    Don't worry, "Paul." I'll give you a chance to deal your way out of this when I'm ready.

    You mean, are you going to take your twitter feed private again?

    You mean you are offering to "dance" on stage with him in uniform?

    You mean are you going to make another tee hee book about him that no one will buy?

    You mean you are going to photoshop some random woman or young girls picture onto one of your websites with sexual comments?

    You mean you are going to take everything he has and lead him away in handcuffs like you did to Hoge? How did that turn out?

    You going to mail shit to yourself again?

  2. Bill Schmalfeldt @weltschmerz2015

    Not sure what level of spinal fracture Mrs. Hoge suffered, but those things are relatively easy to stabilize. Thoughts and prayers.

    The difference is that Mrs Hoge is a wonderful woman who makes dinner for her husband who defends young ukranian girls from vicious rapists, at great personal cost and your wife makes sandwiches for a vicious child audio porn producer, who supports vicious rapists of young Ukrainian girls.

  3. Hilarious, isn't it, when an adult can't tell the difference between protected opinion, hyperbole, and obvious jokes, vs. actionable libel?

  4. Judge: "So what is Team Kimberlin?"
    BS: "It's a name they came up with to make fun of me and my good friends, your honor."
    Judge: "Ok. Defendants what say you?"
    Defendants: "Well, you honor, we started calling them Team Kimberlin because in every vexatious lawsuit or civil action they file they always arrive to the courthouse together. And then Bill decided he would start selling merchandise attempting to profit off the name Team Kimberlin. Members of Team Kimberlin include a convicted terrorist bomber, a perjurer, a drug dealer and a pedophile. Now thats just ONE member of Team Kimberlin and his criminal history. The rest are just as bad your honor but Plaintiff saw fit to run with the name and try and profit off the notoriety of those crimes."

    1. It only took that one tweet to convince me of the existence of Team Kimberlin:

      if you morons would just forget #brettkimbelin even exists and go about your lives, you would be happier and no one would be investigating.

  5. I some jurisdictions with his record of peace orders/injunctions--for stalking and harassment--he would now be charged with a felony.

      1. No, he doesn't get out enough.

        He'll have his death-rattle over that sticky keyboard, soon enough.

        Hi, Cousin Bill! Figure out that you missed by about six states, yet?

        Doesn't matter what I say, he'll just continue drilling...

        Heck, I probably should have run with "oh2noes, you haz found me, Cousin Bill!" last night. That would have been a massive source of LULZ...

      2. I don't think he'd have to get out to do it. If he pisses off the wrong person on line, they might just have "friends" who are either a) local to BM or b) willing to take a road trip. Heck, the guy I was vaguely acquainted with who had the mob ties lived in CT, but is doing life for a pair of murders in FL. I understand that someone flew him down there to drive the car....

  6. Does anyone else see a problem with this tweet? LOL

    Bill Schmalfeldt
    ‏@ weltschmerz2015 I know you have written defamatory, horrible things about me that are probably untrue, @mayberryville. You don't strike me as very smart...

    The Big BM doesn't even know if the stuff Mayberryville has written is false? That's going to look really good in a legal document: "He wrote nasty stuff about me, which might be untrue, but I don't really know one way or the other. But it must be illegal because I don't like it!"

    And for Bill to accuse others of not being very smart? Sounds like Dunning-Kruger strikes again.

    1. Heh. He had to delete and repost, which made his TL even more incoherent. And now he's squirming back into his hideyhole.

      Yes, on the D-K. He's too dumb to grasp how dumb he is. Can't understand that there can be a difference of opinion as to what the same set of facts mean, and that difference doesn't prove the opinion he doesn't like, wrong, much less legally false. Nor does thinking a fat demented slug of an overgrown child to be a bad person establish legal malice against said slug.

      People who think you're a bad person [because you are], are allowed to express their opinion that you are a bad person, by mocking you and most especially by quoting you, you rancid blob of grease.

      Oh wait, did i just libel grease, by comparing it to him? Nah, everybody knows what grease is, so it counts as a public figure.

    2. MY sources for all my information comes from - wait for it - Bill Schmalfeldt - he admitted online that his child audio rape fantasies were "explicit" He also said numerous times that they had to meet a penetration standard and in subsequent child rape fantasies even said hey no anal that would be against the law - so to speak - but fondling and oral were okay

      So not only did he admit to making child rape pornography he said it was legal child rape pornography because there was no penetration....


      1. Since BM keeps telling us that we can't trust what he says anymore, we obviously can't trust his "probably untrue" (or even "provably untrue") comments, and can assume that there is a good chance that what he thinks is untrue is actually true.

        God, I love logic problems!

      2. Combine that with the FILTH he put in his legal filing? I'm stunned. Just utterly stunned. IT IS CHILD PORNOGRAPHY STUPID HEAD! Omg how can he not see that?!?!???

  7. https://twitter.com/weltschmerz2015/status/563028875245281281


    Hell, it's only February, and this is, what, the 3rd "I'm-coming-to-get-you-and-this-time-I-MEAN-IT!" Willy Feldtdown?

    1. Sorry, here was the tweet:

      Bill Schmalfeldt
      No mercy. No quarter. And now it begins.

      What a freaking clown.

      1. What a freaking unoriginal, plagiarizing clown.

        That's EXACTLY how I ended one of my TMZ comments yesterday.

        "No mercy. No quarter."

        Get your own material, Blobby. Oh. And, GFY.

      2. I think that's what we all want, Grace, for the blob to have to use his own material. You know, because he's never had an original thought in his miserable "life."

  8. Actually, running away and cowering is a good move on Willy's part. There's at least two Dan Foremans and a Grace somebody who are going to be looking for him.

    A TRIPLE FAILDOX! Can't wait to see the judges' scores.....

    (I slay me)

    1. 2.1... 2.2... and the Slovakian Judge just tossed a tub of horseshit at him.


  9. I can't leave y'all alone even for a few minutes... Now what did you do to cause the adjudicated stalker, and well known coward, to run away? Or more likely, float away in his fear pee?

  10. Bill Schmalfeldt @weltschmerz2015
    · 14m 14 minutes ago
    Having said everything I feel needed to be said, I take leave. It may be permanent, it may be temporary. Who knows. It's a free country!

    Who knows? He certainly doesn't!

    Of course my first response to this was "promises, promises". If only he would take his leave and stay left. Than we'd take ours (at least from commenting about him). But he has proven that he has NOTHING left except hate for those he fears have done more with their lives, so he must try to bring them down so he can feel better about his.

    1. Blobby is finally right on one point... It is a free country.

      A free country where Bill Schmalfeldt is free to behave like a bi-polar, psychotic nutbag on his Twitter account, AND a free country where anyone-and-everywhere is free to comment and express their opinions (Yes. Even disparaging, insulting, rude, and lewd opinions, comments, and namecalling count.) regarding his nutbaggery.

      IOW -- Shut up and move on from your tired and worn-out defamation eleventy bullshit, you thin-skinned, unhinged sociopath. Good grief.

  11. Minemyown wrote:

    I some jurisdictions with his record of peace orders/injunctions–for stalking and harassment–he would now be charged with a felony.

    Yes. And I'll be very surprised if that doesn't happen in multiple jurisdictions soon after the adjudicated harasser, Bill Schmalfeldt, serves his LOLsuit in those areas.

    That's IF he serves it, of course. What with him being such a LIAR, it's silly to rely on his word for anything. Deja vu... where did I read/hear that before? Oh yeah, the adjudicated stalker, Bill Schmalfeldt, wrote on one of his many fail-blogs that no one can rely on his word because of his dementia.

    So that's two reasons - dementia and constant lying - to not just accept the premise that there even is an LOLsuit outside of his repulsive imagination.

  12. LibraryGryffon wrote:

    Paul – any idea why my comments keep getting posted out of order?

    Yeah, mine too. I'm using the "Leave a Reply" box at the bottom to enter a comment; after the first went to the middle of the thread, I made sure to double check that my comment wasn't a reply to someone specific, but it also ended up in the middle.

    Did the same with this comment; we'll see where it ends up.

      1. Wait, or are you also Kyle?

        You are, aren't you. And you are using the time machine to mess with the server.

        Admit it. PROOF!!!!

        Now I just need to add another defendant, in Florida!!!!

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I've got you now you fool!

        This also explains why the horseshit carbon dated to 2361.


  13. Yup - my prior comment ended up in the middle instead of the bottom again, and I'm betting this one will too.

    It's not a problem, just a curiosity.

    1. And some of my replies post as replies, and some as independent comments. Not a major issue, just a weirdness.

      I know! Bill's put a gypsy curse on all of us, and this was the best it could do!

      1. hahahahaha

        He couldn't have gotten even that much of an effect - he must have hired someone with all of that reward money, and his abject failure is so acute, it even affected the outcome from a professional. haha

  14. Bill Schmalfeldt @weltschmerz2015 · 5h 5 hours ago
    Aren't you a little long in the tooth for tantrums, Krendler? And now, a new player calling itself "BadBilly." #hatersgottahate

    Congrats on BadBilly getting a mention by the Clown. Despite him saying you're "new", you've been posting here, what, FOR A FREAKING YEAR?!?

    Good God Bill, you need to have your brain box checked. I don't think it's completely plugged in.

    1. LIBEL!!!!

      (Krendler, fix this piece of shit website of yours before I get nasty and write a letter or make a phone call or dox your goldfish or something)

    2. I know, right? BadBilly has definitely been around for quite some time now.

      But, much like the Deb Frisch link Cousin Roy has been sporting forever now. The DF link and BadBilly never existed until the Sooper Slueth Schmalfail bothered to pay attention and recognize their existence.

      Captain Obvious strikes again! Derp. Derp. Derp.

  15. Does anyone remember this classic tweet?

    Just because all you fools understand is stalking and harassing doesn't mean that's the only weapon in MY arsenal.

    Come on whoo do we know who would be that stupid....

      1. Here's the actual tweet by the little pinhead:

        Show me ONE PERSON I harassed that did not take the first shot, and I will go away forever. What a deal, eh? Should be EASY for you.

        — The Liberal Grouch (@cbparodyrecords) November 27, 2014

  16. Has the moron ever faildoxed FOUR people in 24 hours before?

    Bill Schmalfeldt @weltschmerz2015 ·

    Krendler readers and Hoge lickspittles. Instead of #JeSuisCousinRoy, try #JeSuisKirkIHays Much more appropriate, right, Kirk?

    Willy, you magnificent jackass, you just don't know when to stop, do you?

      1. I agree with the sentiment, but I prefer to quote Heinlein. "Never teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig."

        He won't learn, but still don't try to teach him.

  17. Bill Schmalfeldt @weltschmerz2015 · 20m 20 minutes ago
    See, sometimes I toss out a name to see what reaction I get. Over at Krendler's place, they reacted predictably. I have spent much of the

    Bill Schmalfeldt @weltschmerz2015 · 19m 19 minutes ago
    ...day in contact with the REAL Dan Foreman, a Navy vet, who wonders why KIRK I HAYS has appropriated his name. Expect a call, Kirk.
    0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites

    An then they will both wonder WTF over.

    1. So Kirk is Dan who is Roy, except if Bill has really been talking to Dan, he knows he isn't, so wtf? Is he saying that Kirk is Roy irl, except that he goes by Dan online? What further proof is needed for a 5150? Especially if he's harassing total strangers accusing them of being multiple other people?

      1. We need a Feldtchart just so I can know who I am!


        (Cousin Bill - stop harassing people whose names you are picking out of a hat. I am not on Deb Frisch's radar, and you are not going to find me that way...)

  18. Nothing to add at the moment, so since I forgot to add this to earlier comments, will gratuitously post again here:


    1. Rowdy!

      Where ha been, Cuz?

      Yer late to the party!

      Did you get the fruit basket I sent at Christmas?

      How are the kids? Is yer mom recovering from that fall ok?

      1. Roy,
        I heard through the family grapevine you'd crossed paths with the black sheep of the family, but I've been busy with career stuff. You know how it is being a successful author. Thanks for the basket - the doc says I should be eating more fruit and less mayo. Ma's still recovering from the fall. Getting a touch of dementia now she's in her sixties. Dang these genes.

        The Lil' ones are in junior high now. That reminds me, I have a science project to help out with. The oldest wants to be a rocket scientist when he grows up.

        Bring the good wife and progeny over for a keg and BBQ sometime.


      2. Sorry to hear about yer Mom. She was very kind to all us kids, back when. Always had a spare cookie or two lurking around the kitchen. One of my favorite Aunties - sure glad I told her that, when she was still all there.

        I'll give you a call, when I figure out our schedule - we should be down that way in April, late, or early May. Maybe Roy Jr. will bring his new girlfriend...she's cute as can be, plays volleyball and does gymnastics on her high school team.

        Anyway, it's pretty late, and these bullheads are not going to gut themselves!


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