If I Were…

…the producer of the Academy Awards ceremony this Sunday night, I would have John Travolta present the Oscar for one of the middling technical awards like Best Costume Design or Best Animated Short Film or Best Sound Editing for a Foreign Zombie Movie Where The Leading Man Gets His Brain Eaten By A Really Handsome Undead Guy or whatever.

And I would have him introduced by Idina Menzel.  With no script.

The anticipation would just be more than I could stand.


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

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    1. I'm possibly don't get it, either. I only know of Ms. Menzel from two things: singing the theme from Frozen, and butchering the National Anthem at the SuperBowl. The butchering and 'no script' hint that she's too dumb to handle an introduction without one, and Travolta is...similar in that respect.

      Is that the joke?

      1. At last year's Oscars, Idina Menzel sang the nominated "Let It Go." John Travolta introduced her, and to use your word, butchered her name, introducing her instead as "Adele Dazeem."

        I thought she deserved the chance to return the favor.


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