But that’s a lie. Almost from the moment he was served with Grady’s Stalking NO CONTACT (hint, hint) Order Summons, he began setting his CBParodyRecords blog and Twitter timeline afire with talk of perjury and making extortionate threats of what awful fates would befall Mr. Grady if he didn’t change his mind. On November 7, 2014 The Lord High Duke of Cocksnogging filed a petition for a retaliatory Peace Order.
Then he posted that order. (It’s hidden now…shhhh!) Fortunately, THE INTERNET IS FOREVER. Thank you, Wayback Machine!
Ta-daaaa! Also, Fuck You.
Isn’t that a wonderfully twisted bit of logic? Golly, I wonder what he would have said if the signatures didn’t match? Wild guess:
THERE’S NO WAY THAT MATCHES! THAT’S NOT MY SIGNATURE!!11!ELEVENTY!1!1!!!!1
It’s so cool how he could be covered either way, right?
…so since he can’t remember it, it must never have happened.
But he gave a copy of Hoge’s post (containing his signature) to the judge, thus proving that the signature came from the petition that he signed (under penalty of perjury, no less!), and further proving that the signature on the letter which he sent, which kinda-sorta matched the signature on the petition that he signed, could not possibly have been his signature, because he never signs the same signature twice, so “whoever” “forged” this “fraud” needn’t have bothered with anything more complicated than a W followed by swoosh. The poor fool!
So anyway, someone has been provided incontrovertible proof of something. I have no idea what’s been proved, but if the Big BM says it’s proved, it’s proved! If he says he never posted a Peace Order Petition, by God, he never did! You can take it to the bank! He can’t, because it’s cold outside and his shrunken little BBs are buried under the lint and used up gum wrappers in his wife’s coin purse.
But you can!