So This Is Really A Performance Art Thing?

Some Sheila down under is doing Va-Jay-Jay knitting?  Really?  Please tell me the National Endowment for the Arts gave this a thumbs-down.

As performance art, I won’t be really impressed until she shoves a ball of yarn up there and fifteen minutes later pulls out a pair of mittens.  Not only would I pay to see that, I might even buy the mittens.


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

6 thoughts on “So This Is Really A Performance Art Thing?”

  1. I'm thinking the Blob could fit an entire sheep up in his well used rectum and knit a continuous scarf about 12 miles long. Not that anyone would pay to see it, but it might keep him occupied long enough to quit stalking and harassing people for a year or so.

    1. He would never insert that in his rectum.

      He has a perfectly useful vagina just waiting to knit fine woolens.

      "hey, is anyone else's scarf kinda gravelly?"

  2. I missed this when it was first posted. I wonder if she knits her tinfoil hats from in there- I can't imagine she uses it for anything else.


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