It’s well known in this little corner of the Internet that our Friendly Neighborhood Cabin Boy™ enjoys (or suffers from; it’s all a matter of perspective, you know) a deep fetish for any and all things related to the very most lower end of the human digestive tract. The projection of that fetish onto every Lickspittle and Zombie – to say nothing of the elusive, feral LickspittleZombie! – is naught but ongoing proof of his affinity for the “Butt Stuff.” I’d hate to list all of the things that his twisted memory has regurgitated from his youth, but here are a few:
- Butt sex
- Anal leakage
- Diarrhea AND constipation
- Eating (Poop flaked beard, anyone?)
- Ass sniffing
- Invitations to crawl up one’s own
- Tattooing his name on the cheeks as a mark of ownership (this makes me wonder what’s inked on his, but surely not enough to want to find out!)
- And probably a dozen others
What is abundantly clear from his ENCYCLOPEDIC knowledge of all things rectal is that there is no one better qualified than him to know this very basic fact:
“No matter how hard you try, you can’t pick up a turd by the clean end.”
So I am left torn between disgust and bemusement at his latest effort to turn useless ancient radio formats into a viable business proposition. Over at his blog, the latest radio station is The Big 1340, featuring (once again) old-time radio dramas and comedies that no one listens to, cutting edge mid-century pop music, and period commercials offered for entertainment value rather than to generate revenue, which is kinda the point of starting a business. (And remember, you don’t want to fuck with his business!)
- Start another new pointless radio station
Seems like I’ve seen this before…
But what really gets me is the name of the station: THE BIG 1340. Add to that the name he gave for his personality running the weekly sixty-year-old Top 20 countdown, and you have something, truly, truly special:
The Big BM?
Are you fucking serious? This is so utterly, incomprehensibly stupid, foul, and – let’s face it – ENTIRELY IN CHARACTER that it must have been chosen on purpose.
I could come up with something that sick. Without much effort, I should think. But I would never, EVER hang such a ridiculous tag on myself. That would be embarrassing.
But when he makes such a huge, unforced error?