26 thoughts on “Just Another Poll”

  1. Someplace I ran into the phrase "Growing old isn't for wimps, but it sure beats the alternative". (No offense meant for zombies, but then zombies aren't really dead dead, are they?)

    1. https://twitter.com/weltschmerz2015/status/551762016067923968

      "Immediately following the January 30 hearing, which I will win because HOGE GOT NO CASE, I will file the 450 brozillion dollar slip'n'fall lawsuit I have already prepared for when I fall out of my rolly-walker in front of witnesses on the icy sidewalk of the courthouse and skin my elbow because HOOOOOOOOOOGE!!1!!ELEVENTY!1!11!"

      1. Please of please let there be slomo footage of him toppling to the sidewalk while crying HOOOOOOOOOGE!!! all the way down. Please Santa keep the PS4 next year and give me this one little thing. and don't leave out the huge femur snap! at the end.

      2. Wouldn't it be hilarious if 30 Jan just happened to be an unseasonably warm, pleasant day? I have this image of Shakey getting of the car, looking around for some ice or snow to slip on, and seeing none, shaking his fist at the sky and screaming HHHHOOOGGGGGGGGEEEEEE!!!!!

  2. Newsflash, assswipe. Unless Hoge actually pushes you down, you're pissing up a rope. An activity with which you are very familiar, but you have yet to master.

  3. William the Elder @weltschmerz2015

    I am not allowed to ask @/wjjhoge myself, but MAN would I love to know the reason why he wants to take my freedom away for a PINGBACK.

    Because he can, #stovehotdonttouch #nomeansno #evenforliberalstherearerules #airbornecommandotransvestittedancershavelimitations #acmelawhasadownside

    1. epwj, I think the reason is clear and has been stated repeatedly, online and in court filings. John doesn't want to be harassed. John doesn't want contact from the cyberstalking freakshow. John tried asking, and when that didn't work, he went to court for a peace order.

      When the peace order didn't work, he notified the court of literally hundreds of violations but then very generously dropped them all on SchmalFAIL's promise to finally start obeying the court order. John's magnanimity was rewarded not with compliance, but with more violations.

      John doesn't contact SchmalFAIL. He doesn't send partially automated alerts in the form of email confirmations or pingbacks. Etc.

      But you know what they say... demented cyberstalking freakshows gotta cyberstalk; obsessives gotta obsess; and people without family, friends, or what most consider a life gotta schmalfeldt.

      1. jane

        jail means jail, Bill should have been in jail looong before he even started in on John, John is not putting him in jail, Bill is

    2. We're in total agreement, epwj. I just added to your post, and now you've added to mine precisely and concisely the absolute truth of the matter. 🙂

  4. Its HIS birthday, but he's entertaining US. Maybe he's a hobbit. A slovenly, mayo encrusted hobbit, to be sure, but a hobbit nonetheless. Perhaps one of those foul Sackville-Bagginses . . .

  5. From someone who could only wish to have 17 regular readers..... 😀



  6. "...hypothalamus, which regulates the body's reaction to temperature extremes. It's the part of the brain that makes you shiver when cold."

    Then put on a coat, ya big pussy. Either way. Whether or not you fall and go boom, you will be in court as ordered. If you fall it will just be an added bonus.


  7. William the Elder @weltschmerz2015 · 5m 5 minutes ago
    Don't take MY word for it. "Understanding Parkinson's Disease: An Introduction for Patients and Caregivers" Page 109.

    He writes from a poorly-insulated trailer in Maryland.

    Bill, if cold give you a boo boo, MOVE, you festering jackass.

  8. Sorry Bill, but the early predictions have the high that day at a moderate 33 F.



  9. William the Elder @weltschmerz2015 · 6m 6 minutes ago
    And that's all I need, @brainsrfood. You don't know thing one about me. But you will learn if this shit continues from you. Be well. Think.

    WTF?! Bill, we know everything about you! We even know how bad you suck at the Price is Right. You've shared every disgusting thing you've ever done with the internet, and the internet hates you for it.


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