Okay, since she asked so nicely, and because Howard went and scared the stuffing out of her, I decided, as a special treat for ashterah, to bring some ginger beefcake. In my objective zombie opinion, from least hotness to most:
Cincinnati Bengals QB Andy Dalton:
Actor Tony Curran, who played Vincent Van Gogh in an episode of Doctor Who, so there’s your tie in:
Soccer Commentator Alexi Lalas (bonus points for the excellent pornstache):
WWE Professional Wrestler Seamus (max beefiness):
And your clubhouse leader, Snowboarder Shaun White (even I have to say the hair is fantastic):
Don’t get used to this benevolence. My name is Paul, not Paula.