By Special Request – Rule 5a – The Ashterah Inclusion

Okay, since she asked so nicely, and because Howard went and scared the stuffing out of her, I decided, as a special treat for ashterah, to bring some ginger beefcake.  In my objective zombie opinion, from least hotness to most:

Cincinnati Bengals QB Andy Dalton:

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Actor Tony Curran, who played Vincent Van Gogh in an episode of Doctor Who, so there’s your tie in:

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Soccer Commentator Alexi Lalas (bonus points for the excellent pornstache):

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WWE Professional Wrestler Seamus (max beefiness):

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And your clubhouse leader, Snowboarder Shaun White (even I have to say the hair is fantastic):

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Don’t get used to this benevolence.  My name is Paul, not Paula.

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

10 thoughts on “By Special Request – Rule 5a – The Ashterah Inclusion”

  1. "Don’t get used to this benevolence. My name is Paul, not Paula."

    LOL! You are a kind and generous zombie, Krendler. 🙂

    And, that meme Howard posted was hilarious!

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  2. Personally, I wonder if anyone there anally raped their wives. Or Boy Scouts.
    https://twitter.com/weltschmerz2015/status/552916623548768256

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      1. Is Bill Schmalfeldt a pederast?

        I hereby invoke Schmlogic and Schmalfeldtian journalistic ethics.

        Where did I put that doom clock?

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  3. Well, now we know that next time he claims to be a Christian, he's lying.
    https://twitter.com/weltschmerz2015/status/552923287899353089

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    1. Well, now we know that next time he claims to be a Christian anything, he’s lying.

      FIFY

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