23 thoughts on “FED'RIHL CRAHM!! ELEVENTY!1!11!”

  1. "To: Wayne Kirwan

    cc: – Dario Broccolino
    – Raymond Trodden
    – Jim Marshall
    – Judge Hollander
    – Howard County Police Liaison
    – Someone in Carroll County
    – Kenneth Grote

    From: William M. Schmalfeldt

    Subject: THIS!!!!

    Do you see what Hoge and Krendler have done? They've started a Shit Revolution! If they aren't stopped, we'll all be up to our necks before we know what hit us!

    You know what to do.

    William M. Schmalfeldt,

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  2. And William's gone to ground again, this time without an enormous self-pitying announcement.

    Huh.

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      1. Oh, are we pretending that he won't be back by Wednesday, at the latest?

        Then you're right. It's a good thing the Internet isn't forever or anything.

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  3. I would be crushed if I spent $16.71 cents on a nice gift of horse shit only to have the recipient denied the pleasure of my holiday spirit.

    I'm glad it doesn't usually work out that way.

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  4. I can't shit away that kind of dough. I am only a team leader at a burger joint in Mesa, Az with a junkie skank wife's habit to support.

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      1. To paraphrase Andy Warhol, in the future, everyone will be Howard Earl for fifteen minutes.

        This is because William is to investigative journalism what Andy Dick is to sober, centered living.

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      2. I had to Wiki the name to catch the allusion. Both appear to be train-wrecks in progress, though AD appears to be farther down the tracks.

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      3. Excellent point, Neal. And don't forget, I got to be Grace for a little bit. It was mind-blowingly terrific, but not something I could handle full time. And I wouldn't even dare try being Howard or Paul. hahahaha

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    1. FUNNY.

      Inspector asked me, "You still on the tire store...?"

      He invents the tire store angle and then asks if I'M still on it.

      The guy truly is a world class dumb ass.

      I know you're reading this, Shakey.

      HUG A ROOT!!!

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      1. I should have included a /sarc tag with my earlier comment to make it more obvious I knew the tire store was fictitious. (Any chance you could make me a deal on a set of Nokians?)

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