I wanted to finish the Christmas season with a nice, sick, hilarious little tune from Bob Rivers, in keeping with my warped sense of humor. But then I remembered one of my favorite Christmas tunes that isn’t really a Christmas tune at all. But it’s most surely an earworm.
So here they both are.
Merry Christmas, everyone! Here’s hoping the worst you get in your stocking is a lump of coal.
…not horse manure.