47 thoughts on “No…Just His Favorite”

  1. Earworm Thursday?

    The following is a work of satire and parody, and is fair use and totally legal so suck it!

    Denny's Restaurant
    by Willy Smallfelch

    This song is called Denny's Restaurant.
    It's about Denny's, which is a Restaurant.
    But Denny's Restaurant isn't just the name of the Restaurant,
    It's also the name of the song, because I have no imagnination when it isn't about the butt stuff,
    and that's why I call this song Denny's Restaurant.

    You can get anything you want at Denny's Restaurant.
    You can get anything you want at Denny's Restaurant.
    When I walk right in they make me sit in the back,
    Because I'm not as wealthy as the kid selling crack!
    You can get anything you want at Denny's Restaurant.

    Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago, that's two years ago on Thanksgiving
    When my pedo-pall Brett and I had dinner at Denny's.
    He was having a rough time with his wife, first she turned of legal age
    And then things just went down hill from there. Now she was
    divorcing him and talking to strange men like this guy Hoggy.
    Telling him all kinds of mean nasty stuff, like the truth.
    Now folks, the idea of anyone telling the truth about him had my
    Pedo-pal Brett crapping his pants like I do, well, like I do all the time, frankly.

    So Brett was living in his mom's basement, and being on parole
    It had been a long while since he'd had the balls to face up to people
    So he says “Willy, you're a journamalist, cant you write up some garbage?
    Now folks, I like writing garbage more than I like getting paid,
    Which is why I mostly don't get paid to write anymore, so naturally I agreed.
    We sat down, had a Thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat, because Brett was paying,
    I waddled on home, pooped my pants, went to bed and didn't get up until the next morning...

    You can get anything you want at Denny's Restaurant.
    You can get anything you want at Denny's Restaurant.
    When I roll on in they make me sit in the back,
    Because I'm not as healthy as the kid smoking crack!
    You can get anything you want at Denny's Restaurant.

    To be continued...?

    1. Really. I pour my heart out, and no comments? I picked a heck of a day.

      I post this just before I dash off to a Thanksgiving dinner that can't be beat, Krendler takes his sweet time approving it out of moderation, I assume because he's at another Thanksgiving dinner that can't be beat, I get home, see no posting, go to bed, and it don't get posted till the next morning, when Bill's saying Hoge has to go to court...

      Fine, here's hoping my muse gets good and drunk the night before, and I'll post a followup next year when Bill goes to jail. "Opie said he was gonna put me in the cell, he said 'Kid, I need your wallet and your belt.' I said 'Opie I don't understand you needing my wallet because it don't have any money in it, but I really don't see what you need my belt for...' "

      He said, "Kid, we don't want any hangings..." I said, "Opie, did you think I was gonna hang myself for jounamalism?" Opie said, he was making sure. He didn't give a damn about me but he wasn't so sure about the bolts holding the lamp to the ceiling, and the electrician's union was something fierce. Yep, Opie was making sure and it was about four or five hours later that I found out he'd had the lamp reinforced with a couple of half-inch Hiltis sunk into concrete, and maybe I should've given him my belt afterall.

  2. Show of hands... how many of us "fools" have Peace Orders and Restraining Orders for HARASSMENT...

    ... annnnnd, a NO-STALKING Contact Order issued against us?

    Crickets? Ya don't say.

    Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt... thy projection is thick.

    Blob needs to set his "weapon" down... it's small and ineffectual... and, actually it's quite disturbing and disgusting to think about. *shudder*

  3. Poor pathetic Bill. Keep telling yourself everyone else is the problem. Guess what? The common denominator here is you. I don't have any restraining orders against me. Why? I don't harasses people. I don't try to dox innocent families. I'm not such a mangina that the slightest insult sends me into paroxysms of rage. You, on the other hand, have such a shallow life that all you have is sitting in your pajamas hitting refresh waiting to see what people say about you. Almost nobody talks TO you, but you just have to keep searching out the slightest insult to renew your attacks on everyone.

    Just stop. Simple. Quit hitting refresh on TMZ and Hogewash. Stop listening to your "friends". In case you haven't noticed all they have done for you is to push you into doing very stupid things. Not that you are incapable of being monumentally stupid all on your own, but you don't need anyone pushing you to scale greater heights of stupidity.

    Just give up your endless dickery. Go make your unfunny CD's. Continue to spew your filth to people willing to spend money on it. (Hint: You might want to quit with the underage anal rape. It gives people the idea that you really, really enjoy writing about it and that won't do you any good when law enforcement reads it) Nobody is bothering you. Nobody really cares beyond trying to get you to leave everyone else alone. Remember when no one contacted you or talked about your for several weeks? What did you do? Randomly attacked the Stranahan family again. Why? Because you a giant asshole who lives to get any attention you can, good or bad. So again, quit. Don't lie about giving up the Mac and just doing your "comedy". Actually do it. You'll be happier in the long run. Oh, and have a Happy Thanksgiving.

  4. Oh, and total reading comprehension failure. Or should it be writing comprehension instead?

    He's now claiming that that tweet means he doesn't stalk or harass.

    I don't know any English teachers (or lawyers for that matter) who would NOT interpret that first tweet as meaning that he harasses, stalks, AND does other stuff too, while accusing his "enemies" of only stalking and harassing.

    The man is a complete moron, with apologies to morons.

  5. I have to be really bored to read his Twitter stuff, but this stuff is precious.

    "Show me ONE PERSON I harassed that did not take the first shot, and I will go away forever. What a deal, eh? Should be EASY for you." -- Bill Schmalfeldt

  6. Bill, some of the people you doxed were not even the right people. You named a felon as somebody who commented on these sights. Sure you dumped it all when you deleted the post, but a lot of us saw it.

    Oh, and Mrs. Stranahan did NOT start anything. The things you posted about her were indefensible.

  7. https://twitter.com/cbparodyrecords/status/538113226308063232

    Then go ahead and tweet Hoge or Grady.

    Go ahead and prove how "useless" they are.

  8. https://twitter.com/cbparodyrecords/status/538114153651900416

    But Bill, she knew YOUR name.

    If you didn't do anything, how did she know who you were? Did she pick your name out of a phone book?

    1. I bet he's still upset about the time he didn't know her name. The Cabin Boy HATES it when he doesn't know the full contact details of family members of his harassment victims.

      I would like to point out that Bill Schmalfeldt harassed Lee Stranahan on Brett Kimberlin's orders after Lee wrote some articles and did a short video on Kimberlin. I would encourage all of you to consider that one of the ways to defeat the Cabin Boy's tactics is to increase and repeat your criticism of Brett Kimberlin.

    2. But did she did NOT "take the first shot." He's moving goalposts and muddying the waters. Even the phrase "takes the first shot." So he can harass people who have bothered him? If you write about him is that "taking the first shot?" Because that reminds me of the his master's tactics.

  9. Bill, since we know you are reading this thread, perhaps you can now finally tell us what Grady did to "take the first shot" that you felt justified in calling his wife and employer?

    1. He won't. He is a giant pussy who knows he can't lie his way out of that so he ignores it. Plus he is terrified of Grady. Why else would he run and hide after demanding Grady show up in MD?

      1. Well, he tried and all he could produce is Grady making a nasty tweet to him. He claims it the "first contact", yet he already knows Grady's name.

        How can that be Bill?

  10. My, oh, my, from the guy who loves to ridicule others with all sorts of problems:

    "4. Gotta stop drinking. Altogether. Immediately. Didn’t realize I was rolling the dice. But I have been. I don’t drink a lot. Two glasses of wine a night. On a weekend, perhaps 3. After “seeing” the bug this morning, I did a search about Klonopin and Alcohol. Here’s what I found about my nightly 2mg of clonazepam.

    Drinking alcohol while on Klonopin can increase the risk of some side effects caused by Klonopin. These side effects include drowsiness, dizziness, unusual behavior, memory problems, and co-ordination problems. The heart rate and breathing rate can slow down due to the combination of Klonopin and alcohol. This situation can cause you to pass out and have difficulty breathing. It may even lead to death. Your body and mind can be more sensitive to alcoholic effects when you take it along with Klonopin. When you take Klonopin with alcohol, you may not be able to drink your usual amounts of alcohol, as it is not safe for you. Therefore, if your temptation to drink more overcomes your fear of danger, it can lead you to a disastrous situation.

    Uh huh. And what about my nightly 5mg of Ambien?

    Do not drink alcohol while you are taking this medication. It can increase some of the side effects of Ambien, including drowsiness.

    Oh kaaaayyyyyyy… about about my Zoloft and alcohol?

    As per Pfizer, Zoloft did not increase cognitive or psychomotor effects with alcohol. However, it is strongly advised that alcohol is not recommended with the use of Zoloft.

    Mmmm hmm. Any problems with my Metoprolol (blood pressure)?

    Metoprolol may impair your thinking or reactions. Be careful if you drive or do anything that requires you to be alert. Drinking alcohol can increase certain side effects of metoprolol.

    I see. How about my Lisinopril (also for blood pressure)?

    Avoid drinking alcohol. It can further lower your blood pressure and may increase some of the side effects of lisinopril.

    All righty. Any worries about my Stalevo and booze?

    Do not drink alcohol or use medicines that may cause drowsiness (eg, sleep aids, muscle relaxers) while you are using Stalevo; it may add to their effects.

    Well, that just about covers it. All my meds advise laying off the “big boy juice.” Most say it could make side effects worse. One says it could kill me. And since I don’t want to surprise my wife by waking up dead one of these mornings, I see what my choice has to be."


    1. That is weapons-grade stupid right there. You'd have to be in a coma to miss all the "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL!" warnings that come with most of those meds from the pharmacy. I thinks some of them even require stickers on the bottles themselves (at least in my state).

      1. What, you mean all the yummy meds that say eat DONUTs and DRINK ALCOHOL!

        I love those. Pretty pretty colors...

    2. Good grief. The stupid just burns.

      Who on God's green Earth does NOT know that mixing alcohol and prescription medications is a big no-no, and the side effects can be dangerous and devastating? He seriously had to do a SEARCH to learn he "was rolling the dice?"

      Was EVERY, SINGLE, POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECT -- that is CLEARLY LABELED ON EVERY, SINGLE MEDICATION SOLD IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (prescription or otherwise) just beyond his ability to read and comprehend?

      Not to mention consuming alcohol while taking SIX, FREAKING, DIFFERENT KINDS of prescription medications.

      Heck. Blob wasn't JUST mixing his prescription medications with alcohol... he was mixing his prescription medications WITH prescription medications.

      The "genius" Bill Schmalfeldt wrote:

      "All righty. Any worries about my Stalevo and booze?

      DO NOT drink alcohol OR USE MEDICINES THAT MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS (eg, SLEEP AIDS, muscle relaxers) while using Stalevo; it may add to their effects."

      What the hell did the idiot think was the purpose behind taking AMBIEN? Didn't taking AMBIEN AT BEDTIME give the bloated bonehead a clue that it MIGHT... JUST MIGHT... be used as a SLEEP AID?

      I can't even begin to grasp the depth of Blob's off-the-charts ignorance.

      1. My point in posting was to highlight his lies and hypocrisy on the subjects of disabilities and alcohol abuse. He ridicules the alleged alcoholism of others, when he admits he was drinking about sixteen drinks a week while on a variety of potent drugs, some addictive, such as Klonopin (increases dopamine levels, so useful for PD patients). The guy who has bragged about bar fights, ridicules others for their alleged alcohol consumption?

      2. "And since I don’t want to surprise my wife by waking up dead one of these mornings..."

        There go Gail's Christmas wishes.

      3. Awww. Biwwy is worried about our alcohol consumption, relative to our meds. All I'll say is that I've never consumed as much in a month as he claims to have been doing in a week; I think I've taken as much as a year to drink that much, certainly several months at a minimum. And I always read my medications' bottles and inserts for interactions.

    1. Agreed.

      Instead, The Cabin Boy continues to pick up bigger-and-bigger shovels, and dig deeper-and-deeper holes for himself.

      Tis only a matter of time before he falls into one of his self-created holes, and finds it impossible to climb, plead, beg, whine, and self-pity himself out of it.

      It's not as if he hasn't been warned numerous times.

  11. What is amazing is that BS thinks that he is being stalked and harassed by all us "fools." I do not even visit his sites or listen to his drivel. I do sometimes mock what are reported to be his more inane public utterances and actions. As for those who do follow him, they are following his public spoutings and public deeds. If someone goes to a street corner and shouts inanities, he cannot complain that people hear them. He could share his words with his buddies privately, and no one would mock (except his buddies behind his back).

      1. Narcissitic. He is not, in my opinion, unintelligent in the abstract. But his failure even to consider how he appears to anyone other than his totally enamoured self means that he does things, not just once in a while but on a chronic basis, that would make a moron blush.

    1. It seems to me that him passing the package to his wife to open is a big fat clue (no pun intended) as to the identity of the sender.

      And with no less than three open restraining/peace orders for harassment/stalking in various states, not to mention admitted dementia, and his own warning that his words cannot be trusted, and the latest order being granted just a week or so ago, I'd be very surprised if the revolting freakshow doesn't end up being charged himself for wasting time better spent tracking terrorists.

      It could have been sent by a TK member to rile him up. However, I haven't seen any cheering him on in his latest feldtdown, so that tends to mitigate that possibility, imo. If anyone did, that's likely who sent it, imo.

      The cost seems too high for it to be one of us. None of us care that much about him. It's much more likely extra cash would be sent to a tip jar to defray victim costs, rather than wasted on the likes of that repulsive waste.

      Bottom line: IF he didn't send it himself, then it's clearly a prank with no fatalities and the only injury being butthurt. He'll be very, very lucky if investigators only laugh at him, imo.

  12. Oh, I don't know- I've spent far more than $15 for FAR FEWER laughs. The lady- Oops!- I mean man that sent the package should write me- I'll drop a few pennies in her -Oops!- I mean his tip jar. That was a fabulous return on SOMEBODY's investment, and we all got the benefit!!!!

  13. I view it as trying to do him a favor. He's always spouting shit and lately he' been tapering off. Someone was just trying supply him with some reloads.


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