Here's A Funny Little Pattern

Let’s see if any brainless zombies can figure it out:

BLOGGER 1: I gave away my computer because I am done with trolls. I have wished all trolls into the cornfield and trolls will never bother me again!

BLOGGER 1: Look at me! I am so happy to be done with TROLLS that I wished into the cornfield and no longer exist. I sure made the right decision to be done with the TROLLS and just focus on comedy instead of TROLLS. I could not be happier. Happy, happy happy to be so happy, which is a human emotion that I can have because I am human and TROLLS are not. Oh, and don’t forget to buy my crappy CD.

BLOGGER 1: here’s an auto-blog about Parkinson’s disease that I CTRL-C/CTRL-V’d with attribution.

BLOGGER 1: Here’s a post that’s not about Parkinson’s or comedy, but it’s not about TROLLS because I don’t care about TROLLS who I wished into the cornfield and they no longer exist. This is a hypothetical post about a potential stalking no contact order perjury – SQUIRREL!! – in Illinois. It’s not about TROLLS. It’s not. I hate TROLLS.

BLOGGER 1: Here’s another post that’s not about Parkinson’s or comedy, but it’s not about TROLLS either because I don’t care about TROLLS who I wished into the cornfield and who no longer exist. This is another hypothetical post about a potential stalking no contact order perjury – SQUIRREL!! – and false negative reviews charges of extortion – MORE SQUIRRELS!! – in Illinois. It’s not about TROLLS. It’s not. I hate TROLLS.

Fucking TROLLS…

BLOGGER 1: Here’s another post that’s not about Parkinson’s or comedy, but it’s not about TROLLS because I don’t care about TROLLS who I wished into the cornfield and who no longer exist. This is a post about ZOMBIES, a pernicious subspecies of TROLLS LOGIC. It’s not about ZOMBIETROLLS. It’s not. They’re all in the cornfield. I hate ZOMBIETROLLS.

And I hate LOGIC. It gives me BUTTHURT in my gracious muscle.

BLOGGER 1: here’s another auto-blog about Parkinson’s disease that I CTRL-C/CTRL-V’d with attribution. It’s not funny either. The comedy doesn’t seem to be getting much attention. Strange thing. I thought it would, with my newfound ability to ignore TROLLS.

BLOGGER 1: And most recently, here’s a post that’s not about Parkinson’s or comedy, but it’s not about TROLLS because I don’t care about TROLLS who I wished into the cornfield and who no longer exist. This is a post about ZOMBIES, a pernicious subspecies of TROLLS ZOMBIELOGIC. It’s not about ZOMBIETROLLS. It’s not. They’re all in the cornfield. I hate ZOMBIETROLLS.

And I hate ZOMBIELOGIC. It gives me BUTTHURT in my gracious muscle. AND WHY IS THAT GODDAMN RIVERDANCE MUSIC PLAYING AGAIN? IS IT COMING FROM THE CORNFIELD??

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

34 thoughts on “Here's A Funny Little Pattern”

  1. Curiousity questions:

    Who said anything about calls being untraceable? Dumbass was first up with the assertion that those calls didn't appear on a specific set of phone bills and the email didn't show up on his email logs. Awfully darn quick with that claim of innocence too. Reminds of his constant repitition of showing some unnamed cop that the email on his machine didn't urge anyone to go rape someone's wife.

    Isn't Dumbass getting the criminal complaint process backward? Are people required to incontrovertibly prove an assertion of wrongdoing before making a complaint? And if they don't are they then vulnerable to threats? Seems like that's going to put a big crimp in asking for justice. Seems like just another version of the venerable "Shut Up!!!" defense dumbass usually engages in.

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    1. This is his typical strawman argument. Example: I can say, without a shadow of a doubt, that I have never, ever posted on a blog using a work computer. That means, of course, that I have never left a blog comment. A logical fallacy, of course.

      All he could "prove" is that he didn't use his cell phone to make any calls. He makes those other ludicrous arguments because he has a facility with lying and contempt for his audience.

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    1. Howard, has anyone ever told you that you have a way with words? Brings a tear to my eye, it does. Sniff.

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    2. And I still have the Mac. No info wiped. Moved it one room down the hall.

      No need he still has it.

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  2. Wow. Mr. Flake has a logic(and reality) torturing way of trying to get other people to see things.

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    1. Here's some tortured logic for you:

      "I was never unfaithful to my wife while I was stationed overseas, and believe me, I had offers."
      How does that jibe with:
      "I had sex with a transvestite on stage in Japan."

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      1. He probably was either on "sea duty" or TDY, thus he wasn't stationed overseas ... slippery words and movable goal-posts through re-defining the meaning of words. An experienced liar.

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  3. Stranahan, he's doing the same thing he did to Lee, except now it isn't up to Blue MD but the red hot hell of real states justice systems

    awwww

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  4. "It gives me BUTTHURT in my gracious muscle."

    Still trying to figure out a way to convey how I think this is so apt. Maybe Howard can help me with the right words.

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  5. You gotta love a Dumbass who reprints the entirety of your comment calling him a Dumbass and then goes on to demonstrate that anything is true simply because someone posted it in a comment therefore QED He is a Dumbass, cites a tangential detail irrelevant to the question as a distraction and finishes off his tour de force legal extravaganza by re-displaying his faildox skills.
    As the kids say nowadays, You go girl.

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  6. Don't ever change Bill....

    Amusing, is it not, when a high-functioning sociopath realizes the dick up his ass is his OWN?

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    1. So, he's waxing autobiographically again? Was this something he did on stage with the transvestite in Japan?

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    2. Gosh he really loves receiving, doesn't he? I hope he doesn't have more anal leakage problems as a result of him needing attention there. Because that is a side effect of "bottoming" I'm sorry to say.

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    1. I've never quite gotten how we can be trolling him when we aren't even posting on his website. That's usually the definition of trolling I thought - harassing someone on their website, not people off playing in their own little sandbox on the net. This here is the damn peanut gallery, dedicated to pointing and laughing.

      *snigger**snerk**munch**crunch**munch**hehehehe*

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  7. The only known real picture of Krendler.....

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/Organ_grinder_with_monkey.jpg

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    1. Thanks Army Vet! I'll be sure to give credit when the modified pic comes out. Great find!

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  8. hmmm I wonder under Red states, if their statutes may cover of some of these things that have been done in a scenario where someone distribute child audio sex material and harasses people on line with unsold books, CDs, I wonder if someone who had multiple convictions, or restraining orders for harassment, that threatening repeatedly those who seek further orders that the totality of this behavior wondering what level of criminal charges it can rise too - can they be considered class 3 or 2 extortion? Bail is usually 5K to 20K but you cant leave the state.......

    Trial dates are running about 7 months avg - so how much are extended stay hotels? 159 a week plus tax - looking like 10,000.00 plus If you have any income in most state YOU ARE REQUIRED to hire a lawyer.

    Also, a criminal conviction, may stop certain pensions or suspend them. I wonder if apartment and other rental properties have eviction caveats for criminal behavior.

    Things to ponder

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  9. Heh. Popehat has a mock AP article up today about a kid who sounds he's channeling a certain maroon of our acquaintance....
    http://www.popehat.com/2014/11/05/breaking-existence-of-u-of-oregon-student-senator-miles-sisk-confirms-failure-of-american-experiment/#more-23110

    Partial quote:

    Sisk has not provided any evidence that the mean bloggers have made threats of harm as opposed to trite gifs and memes about banal student politics. "If a privileged kid who is a student leader at a good university feels he has to demand that the state protect him from criticism, what possible hope do most Americans have of governing themselves?" asked Yale historian Margaret Scott. "Freedom is hard. Self-governance is hard. Living together without resorting to tyranny is hard. Our founders pledged to each other 'our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor' to achieve those goals. This kid won't pledge to put up with someone mocking student government with a Parks & Recreation screencap."

    In addition to some basic civil knowledge one might reasonably expect mainstreamed fifth-graders to possess, liberty also requires at least primitive-hominid-level common sense, confirmed Trent. "This guy says critics are criminals, gets no result because of the rule of law and a hundred years of unbroken constitutional tradition, and then whines because of the bad publicity," Trent said, his voice cracking. [bolding mind]

    (bolding mind)

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      1. I don't know, LG. I think you were right on: "Boldly going where no mind has gone before" or something...

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