Earworm Wednesday!

I always wondered where this crowd of sexually repressed, corn-fed Bible-thumpers learned all these awesome dance moves. Kevin Bacon was too busy slinging bags of fertilizer and avoiding his uncle Cotton Mather to tutor anyone but Chris Penn in the art of the vertical stud-rut, so what were they all doing – taking turns holding the coat hanger antenna out the basement window while everyone else watched Soul Train with the sound turned all the way down?

Or maybe it’s just Hollywood MAAAAAGIC!

Anyway, without further ado – Kenny Loggins:


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

5 thoughts on “Earworm Wednesday!”

  1. I always loved me some SoooooooooouuuuLL Train...
    The monkey is dancing today and its not even Krendler this time. #NoBrain #CompleteFail


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