Geek Squad, Help!

Dear Geek Squad,

I think there’s a problem with my search engine. I’m planning a vacation soon, and I wanted to check out some interesting sightseeing destinations in and around Baltimore. But when I went to search for images, this is what came back:

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This is very disconcerting. Can you help? Please contact me as soon as convenient to set up a time when I can bring my computer in.

Thanks,

Paul

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

391 thoughts on “Geek Squad, Help!”

  1. Some people are like Slinkys, they make a lot of noise and serve no useful purpose, but man can they bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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  2. Some people are like dark clouds, so when they fuck off and die it's a brighter day.

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    1. Some people have to kill their mothers to in order gain the intimate knowledge that they never had as child.

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  3. Hey its not like wondering if ISIS would kidnap a guy and saw his head off, or mention that a woman lives at an address and needs to be gang raped.... or printing locations of children serving their country so terrorist no where to find them and rape them and kill them or threatening women with arrest deportation and separation from their children cause WALKER!

    Its not like threatening to kill someone for writing about Brett Kimberlin, its not like threatening to beat a father of two in front of his wife and children because BRETT - its not like writing books about heart patients who are sued by Kimberlin and writing screeds about his wife and son and threatening to kill them too - its not like threatening a former US Attorney with a baseball bat

    yeah - its not like that

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  4. Chris is Chris, and Jerry is Chris, and Howard is Chris. Now Bob Smallmind is Chris. How many more people are Chris? Am I Chris? Is Paul Chris? Everyone is Chris.

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  5. balmer liberal cannot play
    balmerliberal went away

    Tweets of death and tweets of threats
    violate the law, good taste and breath

    The vileness of his screeds will be
    his further undoing for all to see

    For I am the Law the ACME man pled
    Somewhere the law finally said

    That enough is enough is enough you bad man
    and now the the vile monster needs a new plan

    His one saving grace is his mobile abode
    easier for him when he flees on the road

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    1. *The crowd wildly applauds. But softly. Because this is a coffee house, dammit. And we must be tasteful. And this was full of taste.*

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  6. He has no idea no idea that if he keeps poking....... in his next letter Johns judgments are not the only disclaimers he's going to have to list

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    1. He doesn't realize that Twitter is a private company and if you are banned you are not allowed to return and can be actually breaking the law in some areas by repeatedly trying to access - ask Debra Frisch how that turned out for her -

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  7. DAMN, that was fast, you'd think eventually he'd learn to just leave people alone after his 5th or 6th suspension, but NOOOooooOOOOOo, not Shakey, he just keeps on trying bless his rotten little heart.

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    1. Nope, same thing happened to me. I think it really was the server going down for a bit.

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      1. Frankie it happened 10 minutes after I got spoofing phone calls with heavy breathing and sounds like well I wont go into now

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  8. It's rather amusing at times. He gets banned, comes back and screeches at people to not contact him from an account he isn't supposed to have because he was banned in the first place. Schmalfail logic on display.

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  9. he tried a post on this one https://twitter.com/Injusticebuster/with_replies but got called out and deleted it

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    1. looks like he is reviving any old account he can remember. Damn he had a lot of accounts.

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      1. is this like the end of Terminator 2 where the shape shifter Terminator is dying in the metal vat and cycles through all his past identities?
        Neat.
        Gotta go. Gotta get back to my D&D or maybe I gotta do crimes. Maybe I gotta do crimes in LARP mode. I never can tell what persona I'm supposed to be at any one moment.

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  10. This is just crazy. Patrick Grady, Chris Heather, and EPWJ are all Ahab's current white whales. Heavy breathing on calls and who knows what else? I suggesevade targets be on guard for SWATing, too. By the way, if my "beloved" had injured herself and needed to use a cane, I would not be spending my time creating vulgar hate blogs and tweeting threats and profanities.

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    1. well yeah, because I'm sure you actually care about your "beloved", can't make the same assumption about Shakey. His actions over the last few days pretty much shows he doesn't.

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  11. Over at his latest PD advocacy site, * cough, cough, cough* I mean vulgar and homoerotic blog, he is making fun of EPWJ and, apparently, me - seems I struck a nerve when I commented about the time he is wasting tipping at windmills instead of caring for the person he calls his "beloved" and his "bride." Uh, huh.

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    1. Oh, I forgot to mention that he seems obsessed with Grady's penis and his own mother's . . . "po po." I get that impression from the header on the blog plus blog entries entitled "The Truth About Grady's Penis."

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  12. It's important to remember that the weapons he uses to attack people are not the ones that hurt them the most...they are the ones that hurt HIM the most.

    Just something to keep in mind.

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  13. Damn, looks like I missed all the fun again.

    It's always sad to see someone so filled with hate, that all they can do with their time is spew it everywhere instead of trying to do something good with their lives...

    But oh well, Little Bitch spewing hate will always be a whining little bitch spewing hate, cause that's all he can be apparently.

    O.o

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  14. 5 years online and five friends on facebook and all he can do is to watch the further research done to his actions

    oooooh he's soooo powerful its Friday and strangely the reviews are still going strong thanks to his exposure

    Did you know that his dopamine book is nothing more than a hate hit against family members and conservatives? Wow its not about coping with a horrible disease - its about his very needy need to need to hate.

    Color me surprised -

    oh will have some passages the use of profanity - the cursing of family members - the endless affection (affliction) of these tome's to humanity garnished spicely with the n word

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    1. the family picture, I have not ever criticized his family especially like he does - but sometimes stuff could be left out of books - for their sake

      Also as he sits their quivering with the molten rage of a thousand cowards words, keep on reporting yourself to law enforcement - strangely - except for you calling me yesterday - no one gives a hoot -

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      1. hey stuff guy - I am sending to all concerned parties your own recording of your harassing a rape victims health fundraiser last year - the attacks on her family - etc - I am also adding it to the legal papers being filed and to spread the word about the man who attacks rape victims

        you mocked that she needed the money to go to CPAC, nice

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  15. Twitter can get several thousand dollars per instant of trespass - I didn't know that - also - deliberate actions like that can carry non-concurrent sentencing of several months - each - I didn't know that - I think - that 50/60/75 twitter handles obtained after being banned - could in almost every known court in the land constitute stalking

    I didn't know this maybe that's why some of these legal departments are actually calling now, mailing postage paid envelopes to send material in - instead of sending links

    And haven't even sent them anything yet

    I wonder how the FTc, the FBI, and all those LEO's would think of the 1,739 pieces of evidence gathered so far - the firings - the bannings - the death threats - the porn - the hate crimes - the fraud of pretending to raise money - and the crimes against basic character development and sentence structure -

    False reporting I heard in my county carries a mandatory sentence of 11 months and 29 days - the reason for that sentence is that hypothetically any moron with 50/60/75 identities who fails to disclose that he is harassing grieveing widows, rape victims, single mothers, parents of challenged children who sends them an obviously fake letter to complain about harassment to further harass - well any idiot who would be sooo freakin stupid to piss off a rural hanging judge or two, will be a guest of the county and no, they won't be spending their days at taxpayer expense - they would be sentenced to PROBATION.

    If any idiot moron had thought ahead, he would know that PROBATION has to be served in this county.

    Most good Christian people around here like their military girls like those who were honored to be nominated to the academies and probably are not going to bend over to accommodate extra refrigeration for mayo. Good luck finding rental space, if someone was stupid enough to complain and make up false charges while conducting crimes all over the internet.

    we are quivering in fear........ ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    1. I note he's been really, really quiet the last 24 hours....

      Does an instance of trespass mean each account acquired after being banned, or each tweet? Thought even if the former, those fines are adding up fast.

      TN requires most probationers to pay a monthly fee (admittedly modest) to help cover expenses of supervision and victim restitution. And I wouldn't imagine that they'd jump at the idea of transferring someone to MD's care for probation given how little concern MD has shown about the behaviour up to now.

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      1. naw he's creating facebook stuff and building websites, but no one but LEO's are going to see...

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  16. Tennessee has jurisdiction - because he sent a letter to Tennessee or pretended to send a letter to Tennessee - I haven't and won't do anything - I don't need to - I will assist them with 1,739 pieces of evidence - what I think the new DA is really going to go over the edge about, is the 91 minute tape where he broadcasts his total hate towards Mandy for her illness especially now that she is so very ill, and his gleeful doxing of her family, her finances, her liens and other things - he must have forgotten that the people who doxed joe the plumber - went quietly to jail (probation) and lost their govt jobs.

    Things like that - I warned him MANY MANY MANY times that yes normally people will not give a hoot but once you piss off law enforcement - you are not going to like the consequences - sending that broadcast letter got me ZERO phone calls - why because they were already monitoring him, they already KNEW about him. His saving grace if it was all a bluff isn't going to help him either, because he posted it in an attempt to coerce me which didn't work.

    Looking at depth of another book today that several pages were taken without permission and had nothing to do with coping with Parkinson's they were about self promotion, hate for some family members and screeds against conservatives.

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  17. I think any comprehensive listing of Bill's misdeeds just HAS to include this.

    He lives near Baltimore, and when entertaining visitors from out of state, took them for a crab dinner -- to JOE'S CRAB SHACK!

    This is like a Maine resident taking people to Red Lobster!

    Or a Brooklynite going to Domino's for pizza!

    Or a Phily person getting cheese steak sandwiches from SUBWAY!

    It ought to be categorized as a crime against humanity.

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    1. What? Red Lobster ISN'T a fine seafood place?

      Crushed. I'm just crushed. (/sarc, just in case someone misses it)

      If you are ever in central Mass., look for a place in Worcester called "The Sole Proprietor" - now that is a good seafood place.

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      1. Years ago Red Lobster was airing some pretty tasty looking commercials, so my husband and I became eager to give them a try. We were ignorant. I went to meet him after work and after wandering around in the crowd caught sight of him. We both started laughing. I'll never forget, he whispered to me, "This doesn't look like our kind of place." Ha. I'd never heard him use that phrase before. After gawking for a few minutes more we high-tailed it to our regular seafood restaurant. Yikes!

        Tulip

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  18. Hey hey impotent man
    sitting all alone in his tin can

    No one can hear you
    no one can see

    Your latest little efforts
    to make me fear pee

    But your urine again will flow down the deck
    for as you dig deeper its your life you'll wreck

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  19. Bend Schmalfeldt over like the faggot he is and fuck him with a gallon of miracle whip!

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      1. Hi Bill! Since you are here - why did you spend time in your Parky books to spread hate?

        Curious

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    1. you know, it's not nice to tease a retard..
      Funny as all get out...
      but not nice...

      then again, Little Bitch generally asks for it daily so why not give it to him right?

      O.o

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      1. yeah makes a cartoon about my kid points to it on his new twitter feed - too late University police got screen grabs - of the tweets and the site -

        now he goes dark soon to go blank...

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  20. EPWJ, posting about your beautiful and brave girls has become especially egregious considering the recent news about the ISIS directive to go after family and friends of our military. Fool dug himself a particularly deep one this time. It's unforgivable.

    You and your family are in my thoughts and prayers.

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  21. Notice he says he will only focus on PD. Notice that almost every post after that is vile lies and attacks on people that are not even speaking to him. Notice he has lied yet again. Shocking I know.

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    1. Army vet - yeah using his website which he is clearly NOT raising funds - using the tweets to promote a Website where he is posting pictures of young girls

      Hmmmmmmmm

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      1. Yeah I can see the next letter to LAw enforcement

        So I wrote you last week but this week after I was banned twice in one day by twitter . Meanwhile today, when I broke into the service again, the father of some kid I keep posting her picture = he said mean things about me when I posted pictures of even more young girls that I didn't have permission to. look I had to spend hours lifting those pictures from copyrighted sources create the cartoons, and the build a website and post them because - I'm a fund raiser for PArkinsons - I mean one day I'll get around to it, its been 11 years but I'm optimistic!

        Arrest him immediately because I physically don't have the strength to spend 14 hours a day creating these site so people will be harmed...

        Where is MY pursuit of happiness, huh, MR law enforcement officers

        Signed

        Mr Certified Serial Adjudicated Harasser

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  22. Just so you know I tried to capture the poor sentence structure and other grammatical missives of his spicy grimy gritty style.

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  23. he says this over an hour ago

    https://twitter.com/WmsDb/status/518386656463028225

    yet his nasty attacks he calls "satire" are still up at his cesspool blog.

    hmmnn, could lead one to think he isn't serious.

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    1. 1. Abuse twitter
      2. Post bad stuff on website.
      3. Use twitter to offer bad website material as ransom.
      4. Claim victimhood if not accepted.

      Rinse, lather, ...............

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  24. You poor dumb bastard (literally), Shakey. You are too dumb and far too obtuse to ever realize that you have never posted a pic that has anything to do with me. You have no idea who I am. You have never even been close.

    You will know who I am on your death bed. I will make sure of it. And hopefully it will be soon.

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    1. I will take it upon myself now, to post the most vile photos, of every one of Bill Schmalfeldt's family members.
      Did your mom ever blow a donkey?
      Did your dad service Muslim prisoners?
      Does Gail work Balmer street corners?
      Photographic proof coming soon.Because I know who THEY are.

      Be looking for my new wordpress site.

      But by all means, keep doing what you're doing.

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  25. Contacting Live365

    Here are their TOS

    . Content Guidelines/Prohibited Uses

    a. Content Guidelines.

    You agree not to post, upload or transmit to the Site or to Live365's servers any sound recordings, communications, text, graphics, digital content, or other information (collectively, "Material") that:
    a.is obscene, fraudulent, indecent, discourteous, racially offensive, or abusive;
    b.defames, abuses, harasses or threatens others;
    c.contains any computer viruses, Trojan horses, worms, time bombs, cancelbots, ransomware, rootkits, keyloggers, dialers, spyware, adware, malicious BHOs, rogue security software or other malicious programs, disabling devices or other harmful component intended to damage, detrimentally interfere with, surreptitiously intercept or expropriate any system, data or personal information;
    d.advocates or encourages any illegal activity;
    e.infringes upon the copyright, patent, trademark, trade secret, publicity right or other intellectual property or proprietary right of any third party;
    f.violates the privacy of individuals, including other users of the Site; or
    g.violates any applicable local, state, national, or international law.

    Live365 in its sole discretion shall determine your compliance with the foregoing guidelines. Live365 reserves the exclusive rights to delete from the Site without prior notice any material that it deems to be non-complying or otherwise objectionable for any reason and to terminate, suspend, and/or otherwise deny Site access to any user determined to have violated the foregoing guidelines for any reason.

    wonder how they are going to

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  26. Soundcloud TOS

    (viii) You must not use the Platform to upload, post, store, transmit, display, copy, distribute, promote, make available or otherwise communicate to the public:

    ##any Content that is offensive, abusive, libellous, defamatory, obscene, racist, sexually explicit, ethnically or culturally offensive, indecent, that promotes violence, terrorism, or illegal acts, incites hatred on grounds of race, gender, religion or sexual orientation, or is otherwise objectionable in SoundCloud’s reasonable discretion;

    ##any information, Content or other material that violates, plagiarises, misappropriates or infringes the rights of third parties including, without limitation, copyright, trademark rights, rights of privacy or publicity, confidential information or any other right; or

    ##any Content that violates, breaches or is contrary to any law, rule, regulation, court order or is otherwise is illegal or unlawful in SoundCloud’s reasonable opinion;

    ##any material of any kind that contains any virus, Trojan horse, spyware, adware, malware, bot, time bomb, worm, or other harmful or malicious component, which or might overburden, impair or disrupt the Platform or servers or networks forming part of, or connected to, the Platform, or which does or might restrict or inhibit any other user's use and enjoyment of the Platform; or

    ##any unsolicited or unauthorised advertising, promotional messages, spam or any other form of solicitation.

    (ix) You must not commit or engage in, or encourage, induce, solicit or promote, any conduct that would constitute a criminal offence, give rise to civil liability or otherwise violate any law or regulation.

    Legal email sending now

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  27. Streamlicensing TOS

    14. Our monitoring activity goes beyond ensuring compliance with Sections 112 and 114 of the Copyright Act. Therefore, your further agree to refrain from posting content: •That advocates or encourages illegal activity;
    •That impersonates any person or entity or acts on behalf of another person or entity without authorization, including, but not limited to, a StreamLicensing™ employee or falsely states or otherwise misrepresents your affiliation with a person or entity;
    •That includes personal or identifying information about another person without that person's explicit consent;
    •That is false, deceptive, misleading, deceitful, misinformative, fraudulent, relates to hate-groups or other racist activities, or constitutes "bait and switch";
    •That constitutes or contains any form of junk mail, spam, chain letter, pyramid scheme or other unsolicited or illegal commercial advertisement;
    •That advertises any illegal service or the sale of any items the sale of which is prohibited or restricted by any applicable law, including without limitation items the sale of which is prohibited by law;
    •That employs any tool to disguise the origin of content, including false or misleading E-mail addresses.

    Legal email with detailed harassment screen caps being sent now

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  28. Like Brett someone's trying to use his kid as a human shield as the forces of good close in on his nefarious activities, running out of room to "raise" funds for Parkinsons?

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  29. WMS-DB @WmsDb · 12m 12 minutes ago
    Yes. He does, Perry. Desperate people do desperate things. The death threat was over the top.

    There was no "death threat" you stinking POS.

    Go crawl in a fucking hole.

    I don't agree with ERA, but you deserve everything you get. And more.

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    1. Here's the thing, Shakey. They will tell you that I am not Chris H.

      They won't tell you who I am.

      And unlike you, I'm sure they can read. No death threat. Although with just a minimum of contact with you, they too will wish you would blow your brains out.

      And my only presence on Twitter is @embryriddlealum.

      You don't scare me, Jiggle.

      WORK ON IT!!

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      1. On the extremely off chance that the Elkridge PD takes him seriously and contacts WI, they would then prove that Heather is NOT Earl, and wouldn't that leave our boy Bill open to just tons and tons of harassment and libel charges not to mention filing false reports?

        This would seem a rather dangerous step for someone to take who is so routinely wrong. Amusing as heck for the rest of us though.

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      2. OH dear, I don't think Shakey thought this thru, IF Howard isn't Heather, I hope the police will take care of protecting him from the deranged cyber stalker who is obviously obsessed with him.
        I also hope Shakey gets nailed for filing a false police report on the wrong person.

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      3. He's got a great list of all the doxes he claims he got right. We know he's got Chris Heather and Kyle Kiernan wrong. And he's doxed at least two people as Tom Blvd, so at least one (if not both) of them are wrong. His doxing of Kimbery Dykes is doubtful, as well as Lynn Thomas (they keep linking to some poor librarian). Having discredited over half of his "I got it right!" doxes (and I'm sure there are more that he's not listing that were woefully wrong), I wouldn't think he'd really think that a record to be proud of.

        Not to forget that poor woman in Oregon he claimed was P Mason. Bill seems to be trying to pretend that never happened.

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      4. Just recently, under his previous handle, he said he'd only missed ONE dox. Now admitting two. Keep doubling that a few times and he will soon be near the mark.

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    1. You really have no choice in the matter, Shakey.

      I will continue to do as I please and you will just have to deal with it.

      There is always THE CURE.

      You can run away with the circus and find employment as an elephant's vibrator.

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  30. Actually Shakey,

    https://twitter.com/WmsDb/status/518509022836965376

    I know for a fact you got two of those wrong, Kimberly and Kyle, don't know the others, but given your lack of depth when it comes to research it wouldn't suprise me if the others were wrong too.

    By the way, THAT Kyle, who's mug shot and arrest record you were throwing up everywhere you could for a while (I was told, unfortunately wasn't around for it), no longer lives in Tampa, but he still has friends there, as do I, and they have been having quite the chat about you and what you've been doing.
    and they ain't happy, no sirree.

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      1. The website does not contain a whole lot of information as it appears it was simply yet another endeavor the Deranged Cyberstalker and Adjudicated Harasser Bill Schmalfeldt started... but, never bothered to finish. Yeah, I know... shocker.

        And, you may have already ran across it... anyhoo...

        http://schmalfeldtmemorial.wordpress.com/2010/07/28/our-family-memorial/

        The pics of that young girl he continues to post on both his website and Twitter clearly indicates he has taken the gloves off ONCE AGAIN where family members are concerned. A child! He attacks and uses YET ANOTHER CHILD for his demented, diabolical games, harassment, and stalking of others!

        I'm livid. There are no words...

        He deserves, and has earned beyond ALL measure, everything coming his way... what a sick, twisted evil bastard he is.

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  31. But I thought we were supposed to believe Bill when he denies having ever gotten more than one dox wrong?

    And just because you are now "friends" with the woman in OR, doesn't mean that you didn't get the dox wrong, you platyhelminthic idiot.

    https://twitter.com/WmsDb/status/518524104715276288

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    1. And given that Bill thinks that tweet suggesting my husband hasn't kept his marriage vows is somehow going to upset me, it is obvious that he thinks/knows that either he or/and Gail haven't been too good about keeping their's.

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      1. His dox of Kimberly isn't just doubtful, it's plain out wrong, I know both her and Rain.
        They are a study in opposites except for both being female.
        Of course Shakey will never admit this, just like he'll never admit it's possible that someone may know Heather, the girl that passed and that she filed a domestic abuse complaint against Heather, without actually being Heather himself.

        wah wah wah,blah blah blah, more assumptions and more lies, that's all Shakey's got.

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      2. So true. It's amazing that the only person who could know about a restraining order is the person who went to court for it. And that that person is the only one who could know that the object of the restraining order had died. I mean obviously her family and other friends would never know about it!/sarc

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    2. Oh, and Bill, since he's obviously reading this: I have never mentioned his spouse, except in things such as saying I hope she is doing well when health issues have been brought up. He is the fucking asshole who brings in spouses, parents, children, friends, etc. So, I'm sorry I ever said nice things to him about his wife. He obviously enjoys people saying bad things about her, because either he agrees with them, or at least it gives him one more thing to complain about; if nothing else, he lives to complain. I'm sure that if he were to end up in heaven (and that ain't happening the way he are behaving right now) I'm sure he'd bitch about his wings being the wrong color, and how he can't stand that type of music, and why isn't there any gay porn?

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  32. It seems to me that William is forever decrying the failure of the constabulary to respond to his pleas, yet always assumes that the next time will be different.

    There is a clinical definition for that, you know.

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  33. Good God, doesn't he ever get tired of being the failure? Seriously when has he ever got anything right? Court cases? Bragged and yelled about the "smoking gun" that would win him in case how many times? Worked? 0. Fail after fail after fail. And he never learns.

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  34. Email sent describing Bills recent attempts to file false charges against people and his ties to known felons. Sent screen shots of his posting pictures of young girls without permission on his websites

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  35. It's a little sad making to be one of his complete dox fails. If he doesn't have a clue who you really are he mostly ignores you out of fear he'll demonstrate his ass dumbness. But if he thinks he's got a pretty good bead on your ID he'll poke and respond.
    Why is this a drag? I don't troll him cuz I'm looking for enlightenment or edification but because I like the verbal strike and riposte. I'm here for the insult and the outrage and sometimes I get to trigger the Feltdown.

    PS: This topic got chopped from HW but I still think its a valid question as to whether or not he gave his wifey cancer. Munchausen' by Proxy is known and diagnosable syndrome and he sure do love the attention.

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    1. I can't talk to that, but he does love anything that makes him look the victim. He seems to always discuss his wife's health issues as minor things unless he thinks he can use them to show what off what a good husband he is, or to garner sympathy for himself.

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  36. https://twitter.com/WmsDb/status/518548322265874432

    Did you get your three million from Hoge and Krendler, William? Did you keep your "fair use" postings up? How about the infringing books, dear boy? Are they still on the market?

    You do see why one would dispute your legal acumen, wouldn't you?

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  37. Did you get your three million from Hoge and Krendler, William? Did you keep your “fair use” postings up? How about the infringing books, dear boy? Are they still on the market?
    You do see why one would dispute your legal acumen, wouldn’t you?

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      1. And, remember when @ mentions on Twitter were NOT direct contact? Heh. Good times. Good times.

        Yet, the bloated bastard for some reason refuses to @ mention Hoge.

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  38. "It's in the hands of Law Enforcement. We'll see what THEY come up with."

    I can tell you right now. Look in the mirror, Shakey.

    See that big, fat fucking ZERO? That's what they will come up with.

    Everyone limber up their LULZ muscle for some fun.

    Because I have.....

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    1. Good lord, his twitter feed looks like the Flow Chart with only yes options he made to prove that Causey was Howard. But since he already KNEW that Howard is Chris, he must have figured that somehow Chris lived in both Racine by himself, and in AZ with a wife and child.

      And actually, a lot of us are hoping that death bed comes soon. So I guess he needs to report every single person who reads and posts here to Elkridge PD as sending death threats too.

      I'd love to here the tape of that 911 call. LOL

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      1. I laughed hard at that tweet... Death Threat ELEVENTY!!1!!1!1!

        Hoping an evil spawn of Satan soon meets his demise does NOT a death threat make.

        When do the dudes with the XXXXX white jacket show up? He keeps this nonsense up with local law enforcement much longer... I definitely see a 5150 in his near future.

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  39. Letter with attachments sent to Racine Sheriff:

    Me

    To
    RCSheriff_goracine_org

    Today at 7:22 PM
    William Schmalfeldt of Elkridge Wisconsin

    He apparently is on twitter, saying he has correspondence from your office that his complaints against one "Chris Heather" are being processed. You must be VERY careful, what Mr. Schmalfeldt has left out is that he is a Certified Adjudicated Serial Harasser with open restraining and peace orders in several states. You can Google "Bill Schmalfeldt" or I can send you over 176 pages of information on him.

    Again I would very carefully consider Mr. Schmalfeldts ties to violent terrorists and felons as well as his penchant for posting pictures of young girls on his websites against their wishes and their parents.

    He has been terrorizing people for the last three years on Amazon to get around peace orders and restraining orders he writes books with faces in feces and violent verbiage, and has even made commercials mocking a father to "pimp" put his daughters.

    Recently he was ordered by a federal court to remove some content from Amazon. He is a stalker, he has had over 70 twitter identities - switching them or being suspended and deleting evidence all over the internet, he has been fired or suspended from his over the top columns at The Daily Kos and the Baltimore Examiner as well as the Digital Journal and possibly other online journals.

    Just today he bragged on twitter about the trouble he has caused people and laughed at any attempts to get law enforcement to tell the truth here is all you need to understand Bill Schmalfeldt

    https://twitter.com/WmsDb

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  40. I see the Down Twinkle Fairy has visited. *snerk

    Dear Fairy: please realize that down twinkles just show us that our attempts to piss you off are succeeding. This makes us happy. If you really were going to do what you say you are, that is stick to encouraging PD education and research, we wouldn't be writing this stuff, and you wouldn't feel the need to troll websites to find things to piss you off.

    I'd suggest that you could make us unhappy by ignoring us (because we know you love to make people unhappy), but we know that's not true; we'd all be delighted if you forgot we ever existed and left us alone. We can find lots of more productive and happy things to do with our time than dealing with a "man" who obviously never grew past toddlerhood emotionally. Sadly, you live to attack people, people who often didn't even know you existed until you attacked them. Given your incredible ability to find the wrong person with a name you've decided to hate on, one of these days you'll choose someone whose friends are named things like "Vinny" or "Boris" and who loooove taking road trips outside Jersey. When that happens, just remember, we'll be laughing. Because you deserve it, and because we've warned you.

    So, piss off.

    Sincerely,

    Lickspittles.

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    1. THIS!! Yes, so very much, THIS.

      I posted similarly at Hoge's: One of these days, all of his efforts will actually cause real harm, to himself or to others. Again.

      And I hope EPWJ is mistaken about SchmalFAIL driving recently; that it was an old photo. There is absolutely no way he has the mental wherewithal. He will harm innocent people. Then blame them for the harm he caused with his reckless, demented, and bitter behavior.

      No snark - I sincerely believe he is a danger to himself and to others.

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      1. its very possible he's mobile warning to everyone, parkinsons is a looong term disease some have to 20,30,40 years and lead normal lives, sometimes there are periods of subtle remission

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      2. I think his admitted dementia is much worse than he is capable of recognizing. I mean, seriously, as LibraryGryffon mentioned earlier, a "flow chart" with only "yes" arrows?

        Anyone who knows enough to even recognize such a chart, much less construct one, would know that's not right. What is the purpose if the only possible answer is "yes"?

        Also consider that even a broken clock is right twice per day. He doesn't hit that in a month.

        Advanced dementia, along with what I suspect are multiple long-stranding personality disorders - maybe the whole Cluster B set - would explain a lot.

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  41. Bill, eh you can explain it to them - you see when you make knowingly false allegations to them - them it become their business - you have an adjudicated and extensive online history with former federal prosecutors and current DA's questioning your activities.

    In other words - goof luck with that

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    1. someones starting to blubble on twitter - is that cold feeling in the back of your neck telling you something? Like twice in three days you made false reports to multiple agencies in multiple states?

      Let us know how that's working out for ya..

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    2. I love that he claims he "won" the copyright suit. He didn't "win", he just didn't lose since it didn't go to trial. He did have to take copyrighted materials down though, which would suggest that it was indeed NOT fair use, contrary to all his protestations.

      And he's still going on about how absolutely no one could have known about that girl who died except Chris. I guess living relatively housebound with no friends so far as we can tell leaves one thinking that only the persons involved can possible know about any given event, since he would only know about stuff he's personally involved in. He really has to learn to stop projecting.

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      1. And while yes, he didn't have to pay WJJH lots of money, he didn't get the thousands he was asking for either, did he? 8)

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      2. And he's claiming that my desire for him to shuffle off this mortal coil sooner rather than later is "unchristian". Like he'd know what real "christian" or "unchristian" was.

        I know far more about him than I ever wanted to. And everything that I've read, especially what he himself has written, tells me that he has no room in his heart or soul for anyone except himself.

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  42. "
    WMS-DB
    ‏@WmsDb
    But you don't know me. You know nothing about me. How can you hope someone you know nothing about dies soon? Horrible, and unChristian."

    Oh, how I've awaited the return of AboveItAllBill, who forgets just how often he's wished painful deaths on others, including fellow Parkinson's sufferers.

    Could I be the only one who wonders if the Fox people know about that? I presume those tweets are saved somewhere.

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    1. Bill has a very convenient memory, doesn't he? Probably one of the reason he memory holes so many tweets and blogs/blog posts. If it isn't currently in print, it never happened.

      Of course, the only reason we want him to die (or just have the PD get too advanced for him to be posting 200+ tweets a day) is because he spends his time attacking us. If he would leave everyone alone, we be fine with him living another 20 years.

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      1. Increasingly, I believe that young William's morbid obesity is due to neither Parkison's or gluttony, but being stuffed to overflowing with hypocrisy.

        It was only but two weeks ago that William was on Twitter bemoaning the NFL's attitude toward domestic violence, saying that it was never acceptable. Of course, the corollary of that should be "Unless it happens to Chris Heather, in which case it isn't just acceptable, but hilarious."

        William's odd interpretation of Christianity doesn't appear to condemn for his own wishes for the odious deaths of others, of which I have seen at least two public examples of.

        Finally, Our Lad fancies himself something of a "Speaking Truth to Power" breed of cat, unless you actually read what he writes TO power. In every official piece of correspondence of his that I've read, he not only DEMANDS "protection" from the Blue Meanies, he DESERVES it

        Which is it, boyo? On Twitter, you paint yourself as a fearless ninja who, over and over again, has stated that you're not afraid of anyone. But when you run to the authorities, you're a simpering, diseased old coward, so afraid of your own shadow that you require around-the-clock police protection.

        Why, it seems as though it was only Wednesday that you were saying that you would smash people's teeth down their throats if they repeated to your face what they said on the Internet. But on Saturday,you're terrified of "death threats."

        Who is the real William Matthew Schmalfeldt? Is there one?

        I for one, do hope that the Racine police follow the links you sent them, and delve deep into the comments. For they'll see a very different Bill than the one you've presented them. It does occur to you that somewhere between a quarter and half of the commentary there is your own words, doesn't it?

        Of course it doesn't. Because you're an idiot, as well.

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      2. I'm working on it. I just want him to go away. I don't really care how, just for him to leave people alone. If he were to instead find joy in gardening, as long as he stopped going after people online, I'd be happy for him. And then forget him.

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    2. The Deranged Cyberstalker and Adjudicated Harasser Bill Schmalfeldt just VERY recently wished Parkinson's Disease upon one or more of us "Lickspittles" so we'd have to thank him or some such shit for the fact he volunteered for deep-brain surgery.

      I can't even count the number of times he has wished a painful death for John Hoge.

      And, somewhere around here I have SSs of him tweeting the most horrific and vile hopes for a painful, oozing, incurable disease to befall those he hates.

      He hates. Period. And, he is evil. Pure, unadulterated evil.

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    1. Nice to know he thinks everyone is decent. Except when he's attacking us. Then we're evil and stupid. But he knows that isn't true, so he has to try to make us look good or something.

      I don't think he's really thought those accusations through.

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  43. Poor Bill I just sent them all your uncle bastard audio tape where you torment a rape victim and made the commercial about the elementary aged school girls by name and the P%ssy palace

    I did I sent it to all of them........

    So they know the lying monster that you are

    did you really think they were going to not google you?

    cry yourself to sleep because I think next week is a week you wish didn't happen

    You brought it on yourself when you lied to all those people

    Now they are the one's that are going to make your life miserable - you wanted attention - you got it

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