Another Fun Comment From Cabin Boy And/Or Friend

First, a note on the post title. I have concluded, through my mad internet investigative journalism skillz that the comment below was submitted by the Oedipal Ass Troll through a proxy in Tilton, New Hampshire (where??), or it was submitted by his friend.

This is the iffy part…I have not been able to confirm the existence of a “friend.” I’m sure that he can’t have more than one friend. I mean, I could self-publish a shopping list on Amazon and get 5 positive reviews from my friends. And it wouldn’t have to be a particularly artful shopping list, either.

So it was either Mister Mayonnaise or his only friend, using the name Knot Neal, who posted the following:


But I really think it’s Your Jovial Host of Roly-Poly Radio who is the culprit. There are two main reasons I have reached this obvious conclusion.

  1. The content. We all know what he loves more than anything. Always with the BUTT STUFF, right? Can’t escape it.
  2. The writing style. It’s so very familiar. (Actually, that’s horseshit, but he likes to trot that out frequently enough that it needs to mocked.) It’s not easy to write in his style on purpose. I expect that to thoroughly imitate him successfully would require the ingestion of some really powerful recreational pharmaceuticals. And maybe some paint chips.

So I’m thinking this was our Serially Adjudicated Cyber Harassing Super Victimtroll.

And unless he denies it within some arbitrary period after this post appears, then we’ll all know it’s true.


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

203 thoughts on “Another Fun Comment From Cabin Boy And/Or Friend”

  1. Is it harassment if the person in questions never emails you, never tweets you, never contacts you in any way and you, in fact, have to actively search them out? If they don't mention your name, and you just assume that every moniker they choose to use is referring to you? Legally, the answer is NO.

  2. Shocking that the only one fixated on me and my family suddenly there are these msg's - and then the idiot declare oh hey you cant prove it came from my computer.....

    Guy needs to quit hanging around violent felon, drug dealers, pedophiles, terrorists, and bombers

    Otherwise he may just give people the impression he wants to be one of them.

    1. Two words: MAC address. A subpoena to his internet provider to provide the MAC address of his computer. Thus all postings and uses of TOR and other anonymizers comes falling down. The MAC address is retained by all internet providers. It is unique to the hardware.

      1. thanks Paul there are even higher levels at the "wire" and optics level as well - problem is - you have to care and who does he actually already "proved" that he is the only suspect - if it comes down to it - it really looks bad for him

        But hey why stop him he's on a roll - looking for more screen shots of self incrimination coming soon from someone who Hoge once wisely advised to remain silent

        Its a right!

  3. Is the the 500th or 501st time he has crowed about someone going to jail? Or being in big trouble, or whatever choice of words spews forth from his deranged mind this week? How many people have actually gotten in any trouble? 0. Big fat zero batting average for the adjudicated harasser. You'd think he'd learn. But nope, apparently the stupid is even strong then we suspected in that one.

    1. Now the brave hero of 7/27 Barney Rubble says he looks all those young girls and now boys in the eye when he posts them on his website for his pedo friends, violent felons and drug dealers.


  4. Someone never out grew the anal stage of development. Is it because they never got to act out an unfulfilled desire with a parental figure or sibling? However, the projection is strong with this one. No telling what strange devices (plugs etc) it keeps in its closet.

  5. Bill Schmalfeldt ‏@WMSBroadcasting

    My butt is just fine, kiddies! Clean as a whistle and pain free. Gonna be hard for a pipsqueak like "Howard D. Earl" to say the same, soon.

    Bill should advertise Mayonnaise clonics on your website. It seem to work well for you; especially, in widening your orifices so you spew more idiocies on twitter.

  6. Nowhere in his post does Paul refer to Mr. Schmalfeldt. He does refer to someone by the names "cabin boy," "Serially Adjudicated Cyber Harassing Super Victimtroll," "Oedipal Ass Troll," and "Mr. Mayonnaise." Is Mr. Schmalfeldt saying that he now answers to these names? Tsk, tsk.

  7. Holy moly. I was just checking tweets and saw that Mr. Schmalfeldt has just admitted that Chris Heather is not ERA! What else could this be? Is he going to apologize to Mr. Heather, his girlfriend, and his mother? Is he now saying that ERA, whom he has been stalking for three years, is the same person as Paul, who surfaced this year? So, is ERA Patrick Grady? Or Jeremy Kinsey? No? How about Lynn Thomas? Greg Patent? No? So, the months and months of degrading, defamatory content he posted about Chris Heather was wrong.

  8. Wait, WHAT?
    All this time he's been caterwauling that he never attacks, he only defends himself. But now not only does he attack, but he looks his victims in the eyes so he can see the fear?

    Seek help, sir.

    And as for his enablers, starting with his spouse: shame on you.

    1. He really is living in his own little world, isn't he? What's the word, infantilism, anal explusive developmental disorder, narcissicistic personality disorder no they took that off the books when Obama got elected, ugh, it starts with a 'P'...
      I used to have such a good vocabulary until I started reading twitter.

    1. in a town with 26 officers a warning went out - stop patrolling the school zones, bring in the detectives, cancel the DARE program, the 15 assault cases, because we have someone mocking a multistate serial adjudicated Harasser and they made fun of him on the net.

      Yeah totally dude - see it happening....

      Question is when we he release us?

  9. Zero
    Not holding Value
    Not Divisible
    When Multiplied by any number returns Zero
    Book Sales
    Friendly reviews
    Complaints enacted
    Comments on Website
    Number of editorial positions currently holding
    Amount raised for Parkinsons

    1. Look what I found. From May. Howard, how long have you been hearing this?


    He tasks me. He tasks me, and I shall have him. I'll chase him round the Knot My Wisconsin a and round the Operation Burn Notice and round Thinking Man's Zombie's stewed brains before I give him up!

    1. "You're done, "embryriddlealum." You're just not smart enough to realize it."
      3 May 2014 @PatOmbudsman

      Still waiting.

      1. Alter course? Not bloody likely! I left that off the end of the quote for a reason. More like:

        Lookout: "Iceberg right ahead!"

        Officer of the Watch: "Right full rudder! All back full!"

        Admiral Assmunch: "BELAY THAT ORDER! Rudder amidships, all ahead flank!"

  11. If he DOESN'T deny it, it will, according to his rules, certainly be true. If he does deny it, that doesn't count unless he proves his denial to be true. Get a GRIP on the rules, Krendler.

  12. The feldtdown is strong and oedipal today. Will it end with Dick Dents foaming mayonnaise from his mouth in disappointed desperation, gargling rauhauser's, or taking the little kimby up the .... or all of the three? Good God Man! I hope the dogs all have plenty peanut butter. Please, Pity poor Gail, she'll have to clean up the mess.

  13. He was a navy corpsman, the first job boot corpsman is assigned when they report to a ship is "pecker checker".

    1. Endeavors Howard would fail at;
      Sucking dick
      Being such a lousy father that his own kids won't speak to him
      Being such a lousy example of a man that two wives would rather screw other men then him
      Taking Kimberlin deep

    The term "ground rent" mean anything to you? Legally speaking you own a vehicle, not real estate. Your title is issued by the DMV, not recorded in the register of deeds.

  15. For someone who is "done" with someone else, he sure is writing a lot of tweets.

    And he must still think Howard is Chris Heather, since he seems to think Howard lives in his mother's basement.

  16. "Officer Marcussen. That retarded guy from Maryland is on the horn again. He seems particularly agitated. He wants to know if the Federal Marshals have been dispatched to Arizona to apprehend Howard Earl?"

    "OH FOR FUCK SAKE, Marilynn, tell hem I've been detached to the Ferguson, MO police department and I may be gone for an extended period of time. Maybe he'll take the guy who's been beating his ass on the interwebz advice and take THE CURE!!"

    1. Don't forget his "fearsome gaze" hahahahahahaha

      LOL Oh. My. Goodness. Wow. hahahaha

      Got that a bit mixed up, didn't he? hahahaha

      Thank you, thank you, thank you, Howard and epwj! 😀

  17. Wow Just Wow...that's a whole heap 'o twitticus vomitus.... I was wondering what to do this afternoon for entertainment and BAM! Hilarious, Ty guys!

  18. "I could really, truly harass you if that were my speed. But I'm into living a quiet life. But if I wanted to, I could run you ragged..."

    I don't believe you pack the gear, son. Just like your daddy.


    You can't do it.

    And everyone watching KNOWS IT.

  19. he reminds me of the twin who was stuck in the truck door in the mockumentory about the Lutheran high school pageant I forget the name - oh year drop dead gorgeous....

  20. "I'm sorry I was such a miserable cunt, Mrs. Schmalfeldt. Your bravery and dignity in your fight against cancer would inspire me..."

    No. Something more along the lines of, "Your husband was an asshole. Aren't you glad he's dead?"

  21. "...all by [him]self..."

    Same as it ever was; same as it ever will be. That's what happens to disgusting freaks - they're shunned by society.

  22. I have NEVER made fun of that man's weight. And there he is accusing women who are too small to shop at Lane Bryant (that's under size 16 by the way) of being "ginormous".

    Hey, based on a three year old picture, let's all call someone with knee problems bad enough to warrant two surgeries (probably looking at a third soon) and a handicapped parking pass fat. (Because Bill KNOWS just how much weight someone has gained or lost through his psychic powers!)

    If he had the balls to come and say that to my face, he'd be leaving quickly with a my palm print on his face and wishing he didn't have his "purse", nor anything in it. Of course that's a best case scenario assuming he managed to avoid my husband.

      1. He could try. And "try" is the operative word.

        I get the same vibe off Bill that I got off a Paul I knew years ago. I had no desire to be around the guy and couldn't understand all the friends I had who liked the guy and respected him.

        As my mother says, while some folks have "gaydar", I have a very fine-tuned "creepdar".

        His murder trial got bumped off Court TV for Loreena Bobbitt. He's now doing life down in Florida. Turns out he had mob connections, and occasionally did little favors, like helping with a hit on wife who had left her husband. They killed the woman and left the 3 month old to die of starvation and dehydration in it's crib. Since his fingerprints were found in the baby's room he didn't have much of a defense.

  23. So what have we learned today, boys and girls?
    1. I am not Chris Heather
    2. I am Paul Krendler
    3. I am Patrick Grady
    4. I am Chris Heather (again)
    5. The Ashland Police most likely are positive that Shakey is flakey
    6. I live rent free between the dick dents
    7 Shakey called his lovely bride, "Skeletar"
    8. The Admiral hut himself picking up a candy wrapper
    9. He says "cunt" alot
    10. He dances to MY tune.

    He is a case study, FO SHO!!!

    1. You forgot to mention that he repeatedly tweets photos that he claims to find offensive, thereby undermining his claim.

  24. Someone knows where I live and has posted it and I would highly advise him to remain off my property at all times same for all his violent felon friends - pictures have been distributed and with the warning to consider them to be highly dangerous

    Of course 400 word twitter screeds don't help the image of the peaceful Parkinson's advocate

  25. When you encourage someone to come to your house and threaten you, you can't really claim to be a victim.

  26. What on earth are the cops going to want to spend time and money to ID a guy who mocks a serial multistate harasser who posts disturbing pictures of young girls and boys on his websites?

    Gee, then uses the C word 50 times in an hour in public - oh yeah that's the ticket - why fight crime when butthurt for felon lovers goes unpunished?

  27. Wow. For someone too physically disabled to write from home, he's produced over 500 tweets in four days, and I believe that less than 100 of them are from automated radio station announcements.

    1. Funny, I don't see anything in the above comment about how he should be working. It's just an observation..

      I guess it struck a nerve. LOL

    2. It's my suspicion that it wasn't the physical disabilities which led to the retirement....

      1. He has said more than once that he was "forced" to retire but has never been forthcoming with the reasons why. Which is unusual for such a chronic over sharer like him...

  28. Howard, I love ya like a brother, man. Sniff.
    Someone else, however, has other types of feelings for you. Erotic, it appears. Sorry, dude.

  29. He really just likes yelling and frothing at the mouth. Yup, that's it, I figured it All out!

    1. He's fixated on our darling Howard as a focal point for his rage. Can't bear to look in the mirror to see who is really responsible for him being such a totally rejected total failure.

      Of course, that's understandable - no one wants to look at him. arrrrgghhhh


      Thank you, Howard!!

  30. Wonder if his most excellent friends Wee Willy and Osbourne know he hates people that live in Mom's basement? They both live in their mom's basement don't they? I mean it's not like either of them work for a living. Wee Willy "produces" music no one listens to and Osbourne took a page from Schmalfail and writes stuff no one reads.

  31. With increasing amount of tweets, large volumes of mayonnaise must be spewing forth from his head dents.


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