All That Is Required

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…to discredit Bill Schmalfeldt…

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…is to quote Bill Schmalfeldt:

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Say, Bill: actions speak louder than words, or so they say. You want to sit there all day and yap, then try to call me out? You seem to be confused about who’s the organ grinder and who’s the monkey.

Now, DANCE!!

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

37 thoughts on “All That Is Required”

  1. Bill has issued a challenge. Its is not worth staining your hands with this dog f**ker. However, the patience of Bushido only goes so far. Take the cure Shakey or STFU.

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  2. Blob often attempts to drag his "friends in name only" (i.e., Wee Willy, Bunny Boy, Cannoli) and/or a #tlot onto his timeline for support, and routinely finds himself listening to the sound of crickets.

    #ProTip: Tis beyond pathetic when even your so-called "friends" and/or "peers" do not like nor support you.

    LIFE -- You're doing it wrong.

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  3. @liberalgrouchcd: @Pablo_1791 "Crowing about my awesomeness"? Do you have any examples of that?

    @liberalgrouchcd: @Pablo_1791 I'm not quite sure what it is I'm supposed to be dodging. And how is anything I've said self-aggrandizing?

    @liberalgrouchcd: @Pablo_1791 You make a false statement about my "crowing endlessly about my awesomeness." And I am supposed to validate that lie somehow?

    UMMMMM.....

    @liberalgrouchcd: Crapping out hit after hit! iCrap Radio!

    @liberalgrouchcd: omg best album ever, well. That might be hyperbole, but it's some funny shit

    @liberalgrouchcd: I know you like funny #comedy, right? This #radio station has it 24/7 -- THE LORD OF SATIRE!

    @liberalgrouchcd: Enough of this online sales only crap. Tonight, I fashioned a comedy CD that will be in brick and mortar stores around the globe. #comedy

    @liberalgrouchcd: And it's not just digital downloads! It's Brick and Mortar Music Stores! @karoli @osborneink

    @liberalgrouchcd: And look at this list of distributors! @karoli @osborneink Who knows? A grammy in the offing?

    @liberalgrouchcd: I awaken this morning to find myself among the recorded comedy glitterati who have pages on CD BABY!

    @liberalgrouchcd: OK. A podcast (look over on the left sidebar). Two audiobooks. An official shitload of books on Amazon, Barnes & ...

    @liberalgrouchcd: A final thought for my friend @/brainsrfood. At some point, your blog will vanish. And this will still exist.

    @liberalgrouchcd: You mock, you disparage, you produce nothing, @/brainsrfood. You will disappear. This is permanent.

    @liberalgrouchcd: Get back to me when you've added value to the human experience @/brainsrfood, you gutless coward.

    @liberalgrouchcd: Here's the beauty part. Hoge and his mouthbreathers have blogs and comments. I have worldwide CD distribution. #tlot #p2 #topprog I win.

    @liberalgrouchcd: Yep. Worldwide MP3 download and CD distribution. Hoge has 12 regulars.

    @liberalgrouchcd: @Pablo_1791 Check iTunes, CD Baby, Distro Kid, Slacker, XBox Music, G'wan. Do your research.

    @liberalgrouchcd: @Pablo_1791 Does my doing comedy BOTHER you for some reason? Does it ANNOY you that my cuts are played on Rhapsody, Slacker, Pandora?

    @liberalgrouchcd: @Pablo_1791 I was merely making a statement. 20 years from now, what will still exist? Your "wisdom" on Hoge's blog? Or any one of my CDs?

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    1. You know what's really important here? Blob.

      In fact, words just don't get this one done.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbd4t-ua-WQ

      If there was a word, it would be...

      Blob.

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  4. Self-Aware Fail #4,962...

    "liberalgrouchcd: @Pablo_1791 Now, state your question in a polite, professional manner."

    liberalgrouchcd: @Pablo_1791 Here's the thing, Pauncho. Why does any of this matter to you? Why don't you go fuck a puppy or whatever it is you hicks do?

    "liberalgrouchcd: @Pablo_1791 I am perfectly prepared and willing to answer your question with the information you desire, if you ask politely and like a pro."

    "liberalgrouchcd: @Pablo_1791 Example, if someone were to ask you about the smell of your mother's snatch you could answer that by saying, "I don't remember."

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  5. SELF-AWARENESS FAIL #4,962...

    @liberalgrouchcd: @Pablo_1791 Now, state your question in a polite, professional manner.

    *****

    @liberalgrouchcd: @Pablo_1791 Here's the thing, Pauncho. Why does any of this matter to you? Why don't you go fuck a puppy or whatever it is you hicks do?

    *****

    @liberalgrouchcd: @Pablo_1791 I am perfectly prepared and willing to answer your question with the information you desire, if you ask politely and like a pro.

    *****

    @liberalgrouchcd: @Pablo_1791 Example, if someone were to ask you about the smell of your mother's snatch you could answer that by saying, "I don't remember."

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    1. You know that that Bill has never applied that need for people to behave in a polite professional manner to himself. He is allowed to be as disgusting, vile, harassing, etc., as he wants.

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  6. oh God...have to add "the smell of your mother's snatch ..." to the collection of totally creepy awkward turns of phrase that nobody else ever uses ever.

    Can't even imagine the verbal forge that thinks this stuff is any sort of good text.

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      1. Do you wish to have it recorded as a spoken word DVD? You can release it on all the sites Bill mentioned. They don't care what crap they sell as long as the owner surrenders a cut of every sale. No advertising provided (unless you pay for it) just worldwide distribution on a disc-at-once format. Nothing produced ahead of time, created automatically at time of purchase. Any idiot can record and have their flatulence in stereophonic glory distributed worldwide!

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  7. well, I see I didn't miss anything while I was away, here it is, a week or so later, and Little Bitch is STILL being a little bitch....

    O.o

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  8. Bill doesn't seem to want to talk to me. Funny, the only time he seems courageous enough to directly message someone is when he's making one of his creepy, poop and butt laden personal attacks.

    Sounds like those of you who have described Bill's "sweaty-palmed happy place" are right on the mark.

    Meanwhile, he keeps calling other people cowards... When he's admitted himself he's nothing left to lose. He demands people play Russian Roulette with him, so to speak, when he knows he dies tomorrow.

    His online reputation is utterly destroyed, certainly, and he's no one to blame but himself. It's not what people have said about him, though there's certainly plenty of valid criticism out there.

    But, it is William (Bill) Schmalfeldt's OWN WORDS that utterly damn him.

    THAT is his permanent legacy.

    The Internet is forever. Thank God Bill Schmalfeldt isn't.

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  9. It should be a fun day. It's not even 9 am and he's promising to ignore us and crank out more "comedy" to sell.

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    1. I suspect he's already in full Feldtdown mode.

      Mr. Professional Broadcaster couldn't even get the audio level right in his latest little audio screed.

      You can only listen for a few seconds before it demands you follow him... but a few seconds of William (Bill) Schmalfeldt's creepy and discordant babbling is more than enough.

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    2. Remember when he used to crow about his Amazon rankings even if it was only us buying his books to see if there existed grounds for a lawsuit?

      Now, no matter how "politely" you ask about his online CD sales, he won't tell. All he does is wonder about the smell of his mother's private parts.

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      1. The "love" and respect for mothers......

        His books are not selling either - during the lawsuit he said he hadn't even sold a hundred after 5 years so that's about 1 a month - cut that number by a third and its about 1 a qtr

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      2. It does make you wonder how tiny his sales numbers
        must be if even he doesn't think they look good

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  10. of course, however I've been busy with this thing called LIFE and LIVING it, unlike Little Bitch,

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  11. I tortured myself with a few moments of two tracks posted on the net. No talent, no ideas, just deep, unnatural hate. He calls it "responding" but he really seems to enjoy this dance. One moment he's an infirm, pathetic creature barely able to function because a mongrel hoard is attacking him. Next minute he's king of all media. Sad.

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