Monkey Dance Monday

I had the inaugural “Moving On Monday” post all set to go, but the real time Parkinson’s Disease advocacy coming out of Elkridge today has far surpassed anything I could have imagined. Maybe next week.

Remember waaaaay back – gosh, when was it? Seems so long ago…oh, yeah – Saturday, when he said
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You know, I hate to say “he can talk the talk, but he can’t walk the walk,” because that seems just a cruel thing to say to a man, person cartoon supervillain with his challenges.

But when have I ever let propriety stop me?

He can talk the talk:
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Since then, one hundred twenty new tweets (and counting) without one mention of Parkinson’s Disease.

(I know some of you young zombies out there are at least partially responsible for a couple of them – I will generously share credit)

He can’t walk the walk (or roll the roll, as the case may be). He’ll always be back for more punishment.

I hope everyone had a good time watching his masterful Feldtdown today. I didn’t say anything because I was afraid if I did, he might stop.

You’re welcome.

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

50 thoughts on “Monkey Dance Monday”

    1. I tend to agree. My biggest complaint is that it's the same few jokes over and over and over and over again. He needs to get some new material, or even the people following him for the lulz will move on.

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      1. Unfortunately I think that is part of the PD. He is limited that way because he can no longer be original. But maybe he never could be in the first place. ..

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  1. hahahaha Very well done, all! Wow!

    He can't stop. We're All. He. Has.

    Other than the laughter, mockery, and humiliation, he has nothing. He. Is. Nothing.

    Every day makes it more difficult for even him to believe his own excuses for the total rejection he has brought upon himself. Couldn't happen to a more deserving ogre - he's worked very, very hard for his total alienation from society. He. Earned. It.

    hahahaha

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    1. If he didn't have us, he would cry and Gail would emotionally abuse him.

      Poor, poor Gail.

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  2. "I will be above board and honest."

    Fucker owes me a new meter - shit, two weeks of work - gone,....

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  3. https://twitter.com/DeepBrainTV/status/511661972308635648

    First, the royal "we", which is generally accepted as a sign of mental illness when the royal family resides in a trailer park.

    Second, young William doesn't seem to understand the concept of due diligence.

    Please let him sue. It'll be the most hysterical thing ever!

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    1. "Do exactly what I want, or I'll throw this innocent baby down the stairs. It'll be your fault if I do" isn't an accepted interpretation of law anywhere in the western world.

      Oliver Wendell Jones, the Chief Justice of Paragraph 83, strikes again!

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  4. Excellent Feltdown today, mucho Congrats.

    Triggering the Dumbass is a difficult and delicate art. I think I have managed one or two but they were mostly unexpected. You have managed to bring it in an intentional and planned manner on multiple occasions. Kudos.

    To those who say the Schmalfeldt is become repititious or tedious I say that if he is, its our fault. He is merely the medium, the substrate or canvas upon which we craft our trollish art. If we bring forth nothing but the same hackneyed old responses its because our inputs are much the same. If the response lacks vigor its because we haven't found our way to the truth of the taunt and struck an actual vain of true emotion. The energy and uniqueness of the Feltdown is our responsibility to bring out the best performance possible. If you're going to surf the volcano, make sure you hang eleven on the way down.

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  5. LISTEN TO MEEEE LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEEE COME ON CALL ME NAMEEES LISTEN TO MEEEEE I HAVE NOTHING ELSE - NO ONE BUYS MY SHITYTY BOOKS AND TEE HEE AUDIO TAPES LISTENN TOOOOOO MEEEEEE RIIIIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW

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  6. I SHALL DOX YOU>>>> PICTURES I WILL POST AND SAY THEY'RE YOURS

    LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

    I ARES IMPORTANT!!!!!!!! I DID STUFFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIIIIISTEEN TOOO MEEEEEEEEEEEE

    please?

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  7. He's really starting to lose it over a member's-only blog he's not allowed into. Heh.

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  8. Bill Schmalfeldt @DeepBrainTV · 33m
    Here's another fun idea. Flood http://fairuseparodyproductions.wordpress.com/ with requests for access. Keep sending them. Over and over.

    Behold!!! Willy has turned loose his minions (all 3?) to harass a website!

    CRY MAYO! AND LET SLIP THE HOT DOGS OF BOTHER!!!

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  9. Date Line Seattle:

    Paramedics were rushed to the Headquarters bldg. of an online retailer. Shards of Irony meters all going off at once gravely injured many staff members when a broadcast email from an internet troll and best unselling author arrived in their server. Apparently the arrogance and pitiful emasculated whine factor surged the protective systems to an overload situation which resulted in more detonations than a Speedway Saturday night...

    There was a demand that people who read the extensive previews some showing almost the whole book were hurting sales when they jumped to their deaths after pressing the 1 star key because, unfortunately - there are none lower.

    The author demanded that online retailer answer for his lack of talent, prose, grammar, sense of boundaries, and fixation with stinky underwear and blamed it on people who came within contact with his steady stream of cut and pasty blabbering's....

    The unselling author has threatened to remove his unsold books from their establishment, survivors of the multiple detonations are taping together packing boxes...

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  10. Bill Schmalfeldt @DeepBrainTV · 56m
    Any lawyers in the audience? What crime, other than libel, has Chris Heather @embryriddlealum committed other than libel? False neg. review?

    Yes Bill, "false negative review" is indeed a felony in most states. You may also be able to get him on the federal rap "MOM, JOHNNY WON'T STOP SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT ME!" Not sure the specific code though.

    Fucking putz.

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  11. Looks like dirty underwear really gets his blood jumping.
    Shouldn't have been too hard to predict he had that fetish.

    Screencapped that little rhapsody to shove at him later cus fer shur them tweets are first up at the memory hole when the next purge hits.

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    1. Well, let's put it this way. I've been responding to all of today's requests from the copycat Cabin Boy's cohort as they have arrived, and I can confidently estimate that the next request from that quarter will push the total over the top into single digits.

      I'm exhausted!

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      1. At least one of them was me, looking from a link here to see wtf folks were talking about.

        Clicking the link was not that informative.

        To quote Poo, "oh, bother."

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    1. Well then, a most hearty WELCOME TO THE PARTY, KELLEY BUCHANAN! I am glad to have you here.

      The comment above has earned the Thinking Man's Zombie Seal of Approval!
      Seal of Approval

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      1. You made my day sir 🙂

        Like my hubby, I've been reading along since the beginning and we've never lacked for entertainment.

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