I had thought before now that only John Hoge possessed the power to manipulate men’s minds. Then I thought that perhaps I had a small degree of talent at dragging certain people to my blog to be offended. This may be true; surely more scientific study is required. Does anyone know how to contact Drs. Stantz, Venkman & Krendler?
Anyway, that’s what I thought until earlier today when I received what was an unmistakable psychic message:
Gail and Dr. Grill have both threatened to take my computer away if I continue blogging and tweeting. Would you please replace all my fucked-up comments with this message, and ban me because I have dementia, a full pair of Depends, and no impulse control whatsoever?
A clear request for a voluntary ban. I was powerless to resist!
All comments have been replaced by the above message, as requested. However, I am loathe to outright ban anyone, so instead, I have done my best to force this person’s comments into moderation, where I will try to divine and reproduce their TRUE intention before releasing them. Failing that, I will delete them before risking a complete misinterpretation.
Should any comment somehow pass through the filter, I’ll deal with them as they come.
It saddens me to do this, to risk losing a reader and prolific commenter this way, but as I said, I’m powerless against the mind control.