Motion for Reconsideration is DEEEEEEEEE-NIED!
No one will be showing anything to anyone over Skype!
I guess we will be seeing him in Westminster! Whether in a courtroom or a holding cell is entirely up to him.
UPDATE: The pro se Plaintiff has EVEN MOAR DETAIL at Hogewash!
Keep a close eye on the Maryland docket today. I foresee that an order allowing himto attend the trial via Skype will NOT be posted by close of business today.
If he isn’t already in transit northward, he really ought to be.
And this begs a question – where will his balloon animal betrothed be next week?
Will she stay in South Kakalacky to take care of Onyx, or will she come north to nursemaid the bald pussy?
Maybe he’s taking the balloon animal on a trip! Up early, packing the bags, gotta catch the bus…
I foresee lots of rest stops to lie down.
Could be they’re gonna hitchhike – “gas, grass or ass, no one rides for free!” I bet cigars and whiskey will be offered in trade. Possibly some truck stop skillz.
I wonder – are they running toward the fire or away from it?
#OhByTheWay… #FAILDOX #NiceTry #That’sNotGrace
Over in the comments of this post at Sonoran Conservative, a John Doe commenter mentions something called a supersedeas, or appeal bond.
This was a new term of legal art for me. But, they say you learn something new every day. I’ll let Wikipedia explain:\
After litigation and a civilcourt ruling, the losing party can appeal against the judgment. At this point, both the plaintiff and defendant could have similar kinds of concerns. An appeal takes time and can be dragged out in some cases for many years. After the case (and any other processes) are finally decided, whichever party wins will perhaps be more “out of pocket” from its costs. Also time will have passed, and the losing party may be bankrupt or have used the time to frustrate any potential future payments in the event of losing.
Therefore, it is often either a requirement of the law, or a possible point in a ruling, that prior to commencing its appeal processes, the losing party must provide a surety bond – money it pays to the court or a third party, to demonstrate its good faith, intention and commitment to meeting the ruling if it loses, and in some cases to show that their appeal is not frivolous or merely a tactic to delay or avoid payment. This is known as a supersedeas (or “appeal”) bond, and shows that they can and will cover the damages or fees awarded – including any additional costs of the appeal.
The bond may not be – and often is not – the exact value of the ruling. In some cases it is significantly larger since it is planned to cover interest or other costs which may arise on appeal.
A supersedeas bond is often paid in full – and may be handled via insurance or underwriting in some cases.
What are some of the advantages of a supersedeas bond?
Obtaining a supersedeas bond may appear to be judicial red tape; however, it serves the best interest of the defendant and plaintiff. The appellant uses a supersedeas bond to stay the execution of the judgment, meaning appellant does not have to pay the full amount of the judgment until the appellate court makes a ruling and then only if the ruling is to affirm the judgment. A surety bond also replaces the need for collateral. The plaintiff, or party to whom the money judgment is awarded, is fully protected by the bond and ensured payment, that is if the appealing party can afford the bond.
Appeals are NOT FREE, even for a poor, poor, judgment proof pitiful pro se pauper.
Sure hope that field goal attempt works out…*snerk*
But good luck getting that into evidence, DUMBFUCK!
…to consider that if you measure the cosmic probability of Bill Schmalfeldt prevailing at trial next week against the likelihood of a TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE SUN OCCURRING WHILE THE TRIAL IS IN PROGRESS, Schmalfeldt still comes out on the losing end.
He should have taken his own advice.
…nor can they remember what they wrote two hours ago, even when it’s staring them in their fat, ignorant, racist faces:
“QB drops back to the 30 AND HURLS THE BALL.”
Sounds like a forward pass to me, you fucking moron.
“A defensive lineman bats the ball IN THE AIR.”
Still doesn’t sound like a fumble, you ignorant pigfucker.
Because that’s not what you said, you revisionist racist pinhead.
Oh, and if you really want to talk about where the metaphor falls apart, it’s right here:
I think you have a couple numbers flipped around. That Hail Mary you think you threw? If it provided you any benefit at all, it brought you within 58 with 2 seconds to play, not the other way around.
You are an ignorant, pigfucking racist pinhead moron, and you obviously have no idea how thoroughly you have fucked yourself in Maryland. I’d love to educate you, but simian scholarship just doesn’t fit the business model around here.
I’ll take STUPID PRETENDYLAND SPORTS METAPHORS FOR $200, Alex…
That’s an incomplete forward pass, you fucking moron. Hoge still has the ball, even in Pretendyland.
Since the beginning of 2017, Bill Preston-Schmalfeldt, poor, poor, pitiful put-upon Porkinson’s patient who only wants to be left alone in peace, has published EIGHT stories in as many months about a reporter he commenced harassing some five years ago. The following links are broken:
Poor, poor, pitiful put-upon prevaricating Porkinson’s pants-pisser Bill Preston-Schmalfeldt has also published the following stories since the beginning of 2017 about an attorney in good standing within his legal community and before the bar who wants nothing to do with the stupid, lying motherfucker currently serving as Editor-at-Large and Chief Dimwit in Command of Breitbart Unmasked. The following links are also broken:
How can this lying, shit-sniffing, turdrolling valor stealing DUMBFUCK make it more obvious that he only wants not to be bothered and picked on by people who respect the people he wants to be left alone to bother and pick on?
People, I’m serious as a large hematoma sustained in a massive vertical aerial impact passing from mattress to armchair (that’s “a bruise from falling out of bed like a klutzy DUMBFUCK,” for those of you who speak normal English) here!
It’s obvious to anyone with three working brain cells what ALWAYS precedes a brief period of peace and quiet for the DUMBFUCK. (HINT – It’s not a LOLSUIT!) Why isn’t he smart enough to figure it out, other than the notion that he’s almost certainly two or more brain cells short of the minimum requirement?
There are two kinds of people on the internet:
People who use their real names, and the 7+ BILLION people that demented cyberstalker, adjudicated cyberharasser, probable child pornographer and lying motherfucker Bill Schmalfeldt can’t dox.