A Sequence of Events

“It was right about the time the program director told me I was fired…

…that I decided I didn’t want to work there anyway.

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Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!


Better off than whom? Gail?

Agreed. In life or in death, in her choice of spouse, in her place in the hereafter, in any possible measure…John Hoge’s wife was, is, and ever shall be better off than Bill Schmalfeldt’s Captive Nurse.

On the other hand, there are not many people about whom it could be said that their life on Earth got better the moment they left it. Congratulations, Gail. She may have thought true love and slavery were the same thing, but ultimately that’s down to the sociopathic narcissism of He Who Will Not Be Muzzled because Principles And Shit (though not necessarily in that order).

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Self Awareness Fail #18,349,622

I wonder why the cowardly, shitrolling DUMBFUCK says “turd-sniffer” like it’s something that he’s never done.

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Welcome Back, Bilespewer!

He held it in as long as he could, but ten pounds of shit will always burst a five pound bag.

HOGE WILL NOT GET MY HOME ADDRESS! (No, I won’t link the Cabin Boy Unread post, but here’s an archive link)

Hoge Promulgates Vile, Libelous Theory (No, I won’t link the Cabin Boy Unread post, but here’s an archive link)

I’m not quite convinced.

Do another one, monkey.

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So I Guess The Great White Plagiarism Hunter Has Lost His Mojo

Used to be, not so long ago, that if John Hoge posted something on the Internet, you could count on a DUMBFUCK to stick that post into Google and call John a plagiarist for repeating a joke.

(Remind me to tell you the one about the lardass cripple who hired a flatbed truck and a forklift to haul him to court – it’s a really good one!)

Recently though, DUMBFUCK seems to have lost the knack for searching the Internet for thing other people have said.

Over at Cabin Boy Unread (no), a commenter named “Bob” took issue with the whinging that DUMBFUCK was aiming at Jason Chaffetz over his assertion that it might come down to a choice between paying a premium for the insurance or picking up that sweet iPhone.

Bob pointed out that long before Rep. Chaffetz spoke out on Sunday, President Lightbringer was saying essentially the same thing:

As you can see, DUMBFUCK’S response was as filled with grace and charm as anything else he’s ever written.  ALWAYS WITH THE BUTT STUFF…and especially so when the commenter in question shares a name with his monoplacental twin!  I wonder if there’s some deeper meaning there…

But it seems…what’s the word?…QUEER! that a DUMBFUCK so skilled at finding quotes on the Internet would go begging for help in this instance, when it’s right out in front of God and EVERYBODY to find.

Copy. Paste. Search. Result.

5 seconds, tops.

Whoo!  Somebody get me a cold drink, I am exhausted.

UPDATE:  After deleting a comment wherein “Bob” provided the linkage DUMBFUCK requested, “Bob” reposted the video. Sadly the archive does not retain the image, but I feel confident it is the same video posted above.

So now we have a record when DUMBFUCK deletes this comment too, during work hours at KMCN-FM.

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