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Bill Schmalfeldt Said:

In a comment at 22:29 EDT on July 2, 2016 at Billy Sez

If you ever had children, Jane, assuming you could find a man willing to touch you, I would be only too happy to urinate on them. With you as their mother, it would be the best thing to ever happen to them. At least the water would be warm.

Bill Schmalfedt will deny it until put under oath.  Because Bill Schmalfeldt is a shit-sniffing, turdrolling, toddlerstalking, liar, and I have 100% incontrovertible proof.

He can weep and beg and demand to see it like the sand-packed pussy he is.  Someone else may show him, because I’m not the only one with the proof. But I guaran-damn-tee that I will release it at a moment of maximum personal advantage to me, and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

UPDATE:

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Not Good Enough

I saw a comment elsewhere that it is good and wise for DUMBFUCK to continue his current strategy of keeping his head down and remaining silent.

And it is good.

It would have been better a couple of years ago, before he golf-cleated his junk into a puddle of goo.

But it’s not good enough.

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He won’t find peace in his dotage until he realizes that [PLEASE DON’T EDUCATE THE MONKEY – PK].

 

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Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK!

Given the fact that your “given the fact” fact is not, in fact, a fact, and is rather the exact opposite of a fact…

Sure, why not?

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Good Evening, DUMBFUCK

It has not escaped notice that the Fat Bastard’s “new sounds” this evening are the same age –actually– as this DUMBFUCK is – emotionally

That is, a little shy of four years old.

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Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK!

So when he worries about Sarah Palin becoming Secretary of Veterans Affairs, do you think he means the kind of affair he started with the First Date Soulmate before his second marriage ended?

That kind of affair? Extramarital?

Extramarital Veterans Affairs?

Extramarital Stolen Valor Veterans Affairs?

Extramarital Stolen Valor Fraudulent Disability Veterans Affairs?

Extramarital Stolen Valor Fraudulent Disability Malingering Goldbrick Veterans Affairs?

Because Sarah Palin has always struck me as a happily married woman, and DUMBFUCK would have no shot under any circumstance, given his long and well-documented history of self-reported real life and Internet DUMBFUCKERY.

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A Dying Priest’s Last Wish

An old Catholic priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation’s capital, Washington, D.C.

He motioned for his nurse to come near.

“Yes, Father?” said the nurse.

“I would really like to see Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi before I die,” whispered the priest.

“I’ll see what I can do, Father,” replied the nurse.

The nurse sent the request to them and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived. Harry and Nancy would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, Harry commented to Nancy “I don’t know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images.” Nancy couldn’t help but agree.

When they arrived at the dying man’s room, the priest took Nancy’s hand in his right hand and Harry’s hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity settled across the old priest’s face.

Finally Nancy spoke. “Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?”

The old priest slowly replied. “I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.” His voice trailed off . . .

After a brief pause, he continued . . . “The Lord died between two lying thieves, and I would like to do the same.”

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Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

Why take it out on someone who isn’t even dishing it out, coward?

But I’ll step up. I will explain to you how continuing to post horrifying photoshops of my late wife helps your harassment target WJJ Hoge III in this difficult time, just as soon as you explain to Susannah Bean how your @DeadAndrew Twitter account and BigDamnation website helped her in 2012.

Deal? Deal.

Until then, die in a fire.

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