Who?

You mean this guy?

I had no idea that a former heavyweight champion of the world was running for the US Senate in Alabama!

Thank goodness there are DUMBFUCKS like Bill Schmalfeldt to tell us these things.

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Just Can’t Stay Retired, Can Ya, DUMBFUCK?

What do you need a source for? I thought Steph Ryder or whatever her name is was taking over at Billy Boy Unread. She’ll never get to be any good if you keep sticking your shitcaked bazoo into things that aren’t your business.

Unless…

You know, the writing style doesn’t seem to have changed very much…

Hmmm.

And you know, everybody’s wondering: to whom did you actually resign, if as you say, you don’t report to anyone?

If you could respond by 3:00 PM EST, I’d appreciate it.  I’m on a deadline.  If you don’t respond I’ll just assume I’m correct and publish.  That’s how the pros do it, right?

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How’d That Work Out For You, DUMBFUCK?

You are an idiot and a DUMBFUCK, Bill. Of course you knew that by entering an appearance on Grady’s behalf, Grady effectively waived service, right? You KNEW that, right?

See, I think the more interesting question is why did DUMBFUCK [REDACTED – MUST NOT EDUCATE THE MONKEYS – PK]?

He WILL?

Oopsie Poopsie, indeed.

But why have you never been able to prove that lie, not even to a judge when doing so might have had some benefit?

Oh, wait.  You’re a liar. That explains everything.

Now, all you have to do is…NOPE.  Couldn’t keep a straight face.  Thought I could, but I was mistaken.

Oh, my, my, MY…then what?  Don’t keep us in suspense, DUMBFUCK.

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We Are Krendler

And our predictions are solid:

Several months from now, when LOLSUIT VIII goes the way of LOLSUITS I through VII (down in the flames of pro se motions to dismiss from all defendants)…

…this will be the post that I call back to when it’s time to say to Stolen Valor DUMBFUCK Bill Schmalfeldt:

  • I told you so…
  • He told you so…
  • She told you so…
  • Everyone – EVERYONE – told you so…

And when I say “Everyone” I mean “Everyone with more than a single digit IQ.”

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A Final Word from the Retread Loser

In the face of overwhelming defeat before Grady, Hoge, Palmer and Johnson, I am petulantly picking up my ball and going home to eat a gallon of ice cream and wash it down with a 1.5 of JWR, stomping my junk with golf cleats, and nutshuffling away from the stage for the final time until the next time. (for, like, the 24th time, and boy we’re getting fucking sick of it)

December 4, 2017

In this current atmosphere of high-profile charges of sexual harassment and inappropriate conduct levied against some very well-known names in the media, entertainment and politics, it seems more important than ever that I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.

I am not a high-profile person, certainly not a celebrity, and while I have never been accused of sexual misconduct, I do know THAT I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT. Therefore, as my final story for Breitbart Unmasked, I will use the opportunity to declare THAT I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.

Since he first took notice of me in 2012, I HAVE LOST EIGHT CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUITS. I don’t know the details. I do know THAT I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.

As a result of all that money spent — his own, the citizens of the state of Maryland and even the Federal Taxpayer — despite the lies he told, the forged document he presented as evidence, his lying under oath telling a judge how HARD it is to block a person on Twitter, what does he have to show for it?

I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.

I AM AN utter, complete failure, disastrously humiliated which I try to cover by preening in HUNDREDS, NO – THOUSANDS – OF FAILED HATE BLOGS, TWITTER ACCOUNTS AND PODCASTS and the senile rants I publish for the entertainment of NO ONE SAVE THE SOCKPUPPETS AND BLOW UP DOLLS I WASTE ENERGY AND OXYGEN TO PUFF UP MY OWN COLLAPSED EGO.

 WJJ HOGE III AND THE FIRST TWO PEACE ORDERS

In the fall of 2012, I ran afoul of Hoge for reasons that I HAVE FORGOTTEN BECAUSE THEY ARE COMPLETELY MY OWN DOING AND RESPONSIBILITY. I do know THAT I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT and I felt the need to FILE THE FIRST OF THOSE EIGHT FAILED LAWSUITS BECAUSE MY BUTT HURT.  Hoge does not like it when people tell him he’s wrong, BUT THAT ISN’T IMPORTANT BECAUSE I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.

February 18, 2013 — Hoge approached a Court Commissioner in the Carroll County, MD, Courthouse and secured three criminal charges against me for LOSING MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT. Those charges were “LOSING,” “MY EIGHTH,” and “CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.” (The latter involves a fantasy Hoge clings to even now, believing that THAT I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.)

In order to be guilty of a charge of “LOSING MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.” the accuser must be able to prove he made more than one attempt to inform the accused “THAT I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.”

Here is what Hoge offered as proof.

I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.

The underlined portion of this post is what Hoge calls I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT. Seriously. I think of how much trouble and expense (AND HUMILIATION) would have been spared if I HADN’T JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.

Hoge was spoiling for a fight.

Here was his second “demand” that I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.

Again, I see no mention demanding that THAT I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT. I see three Twitter handles, but if it were to be argued in court by competent attorney, could Hoge prove (if I were to deny it) THAT I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT?

The States Attorney of Carroll County refused to prosecute and I believed THAT I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.

HOGE 0 — SCHMALFELDT 3

I believed THAT I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.

I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.

THE FIRST PEACE ORDER

Three months before the SA in Carroll County refused to prosecute, Hoge approached the Carroll County District Court and asked for a Peace Order (no contact, or restraining order in most states) against me, WHO JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT. Again, rather than just block or ignore me, WHO JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT, Hoge wanted to punish me, WHO JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.

On Feb. 28, the District Court denied the request, citing THE FACT THAT I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.

HOGE 0 — SCHMALFELDT 4

The next day, Hoge appealed the decision to the Carroll County Circuit Court. On that same day, Hoge once again applied to the District Court for a peace order. The District Court denied the order based on THE FACT THAT I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.

HOGE 0 — SCHMALFELDT 5

While waiting for a hearing on his appeal of the District Court’s ruling, Hoge approached the District court again on March 18 asking for another peace order. The District Court, again, denied his request, saying THAT I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.

HOGE 0 — SCHMALFELDT 6

On the same day, he convinced the Carroll County Court Commissioner to file yet another criminal charge of LOSING MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT. Again, the SA refused to prosecute. Remember, my “harassment” consisted of LOSING MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.

He convinced the Court Commissioner to file yet another criminal complaint on March 20. It was also tossed by the SA.

HOGE 0 — SCHMALFELDT 7

On June 14, 2013, in his Circuit Court appeal, Hoge convinced an elderly judge who admitted from the bench he had no idea what “the Twitter” was all about THAT I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT. The judge approved a six month “no contact” and extended it for another six months in December.

 HOGE 1 — SCHMALFELDT 8

Shortly after obtaining his peace order, Hoge “followed” me on Twitter. I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT, which is what CHILDREN do when MY FAT BUTT GETS HURT BECAUSE PEOPLE NOTICE HOW FUCKING STUPID I AM AND POINT, LAUGH AT AND MOCK ME.

From June 2013 to June 2014, Hoge convinced the Court Commissioner to file 363 individual criminal complaints against me for LOSING MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT. All were dismissed by the Carroll County State’s Attorney. BUT THAT DID NOTHING TO CHANGE THE FACT THAT I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.

 HOGE 1 — SCHMALFELDT 371

THE SECOND PEACE ORDER

At the end of the 12 months, Hoge could not get the peace order extended. So, he tried another one on July 14, 2014. It was denied by the District Court BECAUSE I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT. The next day he filed an appeal to the Circuit Court.

 HOGE 1 — SCHMALFELDT 372

In the interim, Hoge sued me in Federal Court for copyright infringement. We signed an agreement on Aug. 24, 2014, dismissing the case with no admission of guilt, BUT I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT. Hoge asked for $620,000 and got nothing. However, at the agreement session, Hoge shook my hand and told me he would not follow through on his appeal of the District Court’s July 14 peace order denial IF I DID AS I LIED TO HIM THAT DAY WHEN I PROMISED TO BEHAVE MYSELF.

GUESS WHAT?

HOGE 1 — SCHMALFELDT 372 — TIED 1

I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.

On August 27th, I went to an appointment with my neurologist. Hoge went to the Carroll County Courthouse without telling me he had SEEN THE CRAP I HAD BEEN UP TO, and got an uncontested peace order against me. Also, I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.

 HOGE 2 — SCHMALFELDT 372 — TIED 1

On January 30, 2014, Hoge tried to get the same judge to find me in contempt of court for LOSING MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT, with a signature I did not sign, a signature that was traced from another document, as proof THAT I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT. The judge denied the contempt request.

 HOGE 2 — SCHMALFELDT 373 — TIED 1

On Feb. 13, upon learning that Hoge’s wife had cancer, I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT. Instead of either accepting or offering a polite declination, Hoge got the Court Commissioner to file a 364th Criminal Charge for LOSING MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT. This time, the SA took the case to trial in the Carroll County District Court. I defended myself by TRYING TO PLEAD DIMINISHED MENTAL CAPACITY BECAUSE PARKINSON’S!! The judge agreed, but FOUND I lacked criminal intent, and THAT I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.

 HOGE 2 — SCHMALFELDT 374 — TIED 1

A person capable of normal thought processing might take the above scoreboard as a hint THAT I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT. Hoge is a bully, but I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.

In May, Hoge tried TWICE to stick me with another peace order. He first tried in Carroll County, but this time experience had taught me to challenge the court’s jurisdiction. I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.

 HOGE 2 — SCHMALFELDT 375 –TIED 1

That very afternoon, Hoge sped down to Howard County, where I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.

 HOGE 2 — SCHMALFELDT 376 — TIED 1

He appealed the rulings of both District Courts to their respective Circuit Courts and I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.

 HOGE 2 — SCHMALFELDT 378 — TIED 1

My wife of 25 years died in June 2015. It was clear THAT I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT, so — as here was nothing to keep me in Maryland — so I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.

 THE HOGGY SUIT

On March 2, 2016, Hoge sued me and several others in the Carroll County District Court. The case was decided in August 2017 when the judge dismissed or found against Hoge on all counts.

 HOGE 2 — SCHMALFELDT 379 — TIED 1

Hoge asked the judge to reconsider his decision on one of the counts against me. The judge declined.

 HOGE 2 — SCHMALFELDT 380 — TIED 1

Now, Hoge is a defendant in a Federal court in South Carolina in a case that WILL BE DISMISSED IN THE NEXT DAY OR TWO BECAUSE I AM A DUMBFUCK WHO WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF PERSONAL JURISDICTION. I am in no hurry BECAUSE I KNOW THE HUMILIATION THAT WAITS FOR ME.

But in the meantime, I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT. I have JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT, I have JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT, my Twitter account is RENAMED TO @byebyehoggy, HAS BEEN MADE PUBLIC AND FEATURES A PHOTO OF MY BALLOONSKANK AND ME FLIPPING OFF THE CAMERA TO SHOW HOW MUCH WE DON’T CARE ABOUT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!!! so Hoge will have to find new and inventive ways to point out THAT I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.

I’ve JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT, and I hope you will continue to read the stories posted here by the new writer who, having learned from my experiences LOSING MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT, will not reveal his/her name, BUT IT RHYMES WITH SCHMILL BALFELDT.

I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT.. 8 times I tried, 8 times I failed. If I decide to boast about that record, I will mix that boasting to all the lies he tells on my HUNDREDS – NO, THOUSANDS – OF UNREADABLE BLOGS, TWITTER ACCOUNTS AND INCOHERENT PODCASTS, ALL OF WHICH WILL RETURN FROM PERMANENT EXILE IN JUST A FEW DAYS BECAUSE I’M AN IDIOT.

If he wants to do more than POINT AND LAUGH AT THE FACT THAT I JUST LOST MY EIGHTH CONSECUTIVE FEDERAL LAWSUIT, he knows where to find me.

 

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