Ya know, usually when I quote something, as I did yesterday when I noted that DUMBFUCK got his Microsoft Outlook account permanently suspended for “using your account for illegal activity; to spread malware or to view/distribute child pornography,” DUMBFUCK steps right up and tells me the quote is incorrect, and if I’m going to use quotation marks I should make sure the quote is correct.
Because I need a DUMBFUCK’S advice on prufreeding.
Yesterday, however, it went a different direction. It says that “you” (I assume that’s a collective, royal “you” and not me specifically – my ego just isn’t that big) are pretending that it did that, “with NO EVIDENCE.”
NO EVIDENCE whatsoever.
See, “we” (the royal “we,” which some DUMBFUCKS use as affectation, I use here as a continuation of DUMBFUCK’S reference to the royal “you” on Twitter) didn’t suspend DUMBFUCK’S account.
“We” don’t even say they suspended the account because it was used “to spread malware or to view/distribute child pornography.”
And neither does Microsoft. Not specifically. See, if you read it again, there’s a third cause at the front of that list, which DUMBFUCK conveniently ignores. I’ll just repeat the full quote with some highlighting so “we” can all see it:
Microsoft disabled your access to your account due to a violation of the Microsoft Services Agreement. Serious violations of the Microsoft Services Agreement, such as using your account for illegal activity; to spread malware or to view/distribute child pornography result in your account being permanently closed. We do this to protect Microsoft customers and the integrity of our services.
We have evaluated your appeal and have verified that a serious violation of the Microsoft Services Agreement occurred on your account.
Now there’s a catch-all phrase. And one that’s probably all too familiar to DUMBFUCKS around the globe. But even that may not complete the list. Who knows what other specific causes may exist in the Microsoft Services Agreement? I don’t know, because I don’t use Outlook.
Neither does DUMBFUCK.