Why Am I Not Surprised?

If you want to see pervert Bill Schmalfeldt participating in the sexualization of an African- American toddler, just visit his Twitter timeline to see his most recent retweet:

https://twitter.com/TrumpThumpCast/with_replies

Or, don’t. You don’t need to see that crap.  Just take my word for it.

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Just Trying To Do My Part!

I want to take this moment to reveal  that well-known internet stalker Bill Schmalfeldt has published yet another book!

This man who once lived under the protection of NINJANUNS in Wisconsin, trying to re-connect with his Catholic heritage while simultaneously posting photographs of his ass on Twitter, would like to promote his book in which he calls upon his deep and thorough knowledge of Scripture, which even the Devil can use for his purposes, to indict, insult and attack Americans he cannot understand.

Remember that Bill Schmalfeldt, Progressive Warrior, retweets others saying we should love our pets, while conveniently forgetting that he has abandoned no fewer than five animals (three dogs, two cats, six if you count Balloon Animals) during his travels of the last four years or so.

Remember that Bill Schmalfeldt, Tolerant Liberal, is the author of tweets, blog posts, radio skits and podcasts which include the rape of children, racism, misogyny, anti-Semitism, anti-Christian bigotry, general hatred and an appalling failure to understand or apply the basic principles of the English language to the written and spoken word.

Remember that Bill Schmalfeldt, passionate romantic, who admitted that the most wonderful thing about his soulmate was that she made him “aspire to be decent” (I shudder to speculate what he was that he though being “decent” would be some quantum improvement), was blogging for butthurt and checking email at the moment his beloved First Date Soulmate gasped her final poisoned breath in 2015.

Remember that Bill Schmalfeldt, prolific self-published author, has had several books removed from the digital bookshelves thanks to his impossibly liberal interpretation of Copyright law and the Fair Use Doctrine, to wit: “Anything I steal from you is Fair Use, anything you steal from me is FEDRUHL CRAHMS! Because I said so.” So if you intend to purchase this book for anything other than evidence of likely wrongdoing by the author, better hurry. Also, shame on you. You would probably get more edification reading a treatise on the proper methodologies for the slaughter of beef cattle – at least you wind up with tasty steaks.  You might even get to use a chain saw!

So, this is me, spreading the word as requested: Bill Schmalfeldt has a new book, and if you buy it, you deserve every bit of pointage, laughery and mockification that comes your way.

I’m sure Ted Bundy wrote a memoir that has more socially redeeming value, why not try to find that instead?

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Bill Schmalfeldt Retweeted This

I’m sure Shiloh, Raven, Jake, Boris and Onyx would like a word.

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Do You Want More Trump?

Because this is how you get more Trump.

I can’t decide if Useful Idiot Bill Schmalfeldt is more Useful or more Idiot…guess it’s another opportunity to embrace the power of ‘AND!’

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Everything Old (And Stupid, Pointless, Bound To Fail)…

…is New (and Stupid, Pointless, Bound to Fail) Again!

REBRANDING!!!

Please welcome the all-same-old, all-stupid, all-poop-obsessed, racist, bigoted, anti-Semite, misogynist, stolen valor (boy, I hope the PD at KDSN read those posts), hypocritical, pet abandoning, almost was a radio host again until he started insulting potential listeners before he got on the air, lying motherfucker Bill Schmalfeldt back to Twitter as @TrumpThumpCast.

At least for a couple days, anyway.

Have we reached 250 handles yet? Or are we not getting excited again until he nears 300 handles, which should be right around the 4th of July, I think?

I wonder why this blog keeps getting hits from Denison, Iowa?  It never used to…perhaps someone is someone stuck there without a job or the means to get back to South Carolina? Someone who just wants to be left alone and live his life, if only he could break this addiction to butthurt?

What a shame…(not really)…

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BWA-Hahahahahaha!!!!!

…says Brett Kimberlin’s Rectal Mouthpiece.

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Jimmy Kimmel Destroys Bill Schmalfeldt’s Favorite Rhetorical Weapon

OHNOES!

In the seeming endless feud between conservative radio host and Fox News pundit Sean Hannity and late night host Jimmy Kimmel, Kimmel recently ran out of gas and surrendered by virtue of his inability to employ anything more creative than homophobic slurs,

Only after it became evident that he had pissed off the autophagic LGBT left:

 

…did the honchos at Disney have a little talk with Jimmy, after which he apologized in the typically backhanded “non-apology apology only given because the bosses could fill my job in a heartbeat” manner so common on the Left.

But this was a cutting edge, snapping type of retort that new KDSN Radio host Bill Schmalfeldt would employ in a heartbeat!

Now that the mainstay of Bill Schmalfeldt’s comedic genius (if you don’t count Cub Scout Porn and toilet jokes) has been exposed and appropriately excoriated by the exalted cultural arbiters of the Left, how will he ever be funny on the radio again?

And just when he was getting back into his groove, too.

 

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Observations

This is a generalized observation. If you adopt the name “Bill Schmalfeldt” in your Twitter handle thinking no one will figure out you’re that DUMBFUCK, you’re wrong. You are, indeed, the one and only DUMBFUCK, and should be embarrassed and ashamed of yourself if you possessed of any self-awareness at all. #Observations

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Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK!

How is it that a DUMBFUCK like yourself, who just ten short days ago was on his way to North Dakota…

…suddenly swerved into Iowa and instantly became an overbearing, pretentious, crude, anti-Semitic, woman-hating, poop-loving, Cub Scout obsessed, lying, racist expert on Iowa politics without even having established residency?

Of course, you’re an expert in EVERYTHING, judging by the way you were already spouting on #returntonodak politics before you even left the Inflat-a-skank behind forever in South Carolina, having failed to separate her from family the way you did Captive Nurse 1.0.

Say, how bad did you screw over that North Dakota newspaper anyway, you fickle, worthless sack of pig vomit?

Dunning-Kruger is a helluva drug!

Looking forward to the day in May when KDSN wishes you into the radio cornfield…though I’m sure the papers will be served before that happens.

KDSN Radio
1530 Ridge Road
Denison, Iowa 51442
Phone: 712.263.3141
Fax: 712.263.2088
Office Hours:
Monday – Friday 8:00 AM – 5:00 PM
Saturday 8:00 AM – 12:00 Noon

 

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